Animal Lover Rob Black Says Eat All The Shit You Want, But Don’t Fuck Your Dog

Looks like our favorite shit pornographer lost his appeal.

Yes, our favorite shit pornographer, who goes by the name of Ira Isaacs . The Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals affirmed the lower court’s ruling on his obscenity conviction. So Ira Isaacs is gonna end up going to jail. He’ll probably wind up getting about 36 months, minus 3 months in a halfway house and six months good behavior. If he can get into a drug or alcohol program, that’ll shave off another 6 months. So all told, he’ll probably do about 2 years.

Ira, I feel bad for ya, BUT…

It’s kinda like the way I feel about Michael Vick. The fact that he killed dogs and engaged in dogfighting pissed me off. But he did his time and he’s a great quarterback. You don’t wanna see anybody go to jail for making a movie, BUT the movies he got convicted for were pretty rancid. Girls eating shit and dog fucking. Now girls eating shit, whatever. It’s disgusting, but I can deal with it. You shouldn’t send someone to jail for it. BUT fucking an animal is kinda fucking deplorable.

A defenseless fucking animal. People will go, “What? The dog’s getting blown. He loves it. What’s the problem?” C’mon man. Fucking a dog is just that line you don’t cross. Two girls getting shit on, they could ask the girls, “You like this shit?” And they’d go, “Ja, I love sheisse. I’m a German shit slut and I love poopy.” But a dog, c’mon. Really? I keep thinking of the commercials with that Sarah McLachlan song playing in the background and a dude is just ramming a German Shepherd up its asshole and the dog turning to the camera with a sad puppy face.

I’m conflicted. Like I said, I don’t wanna see anybody going to jail for making porn. But dog fucking is pretty fucking bad. Girls eating shit ain’t that bad. But hearing the stories of the two girls involved, I totally believe that they were doped up when you’re talking about Zoe Matthews and Veronica Jett. I’ve shot Veronica Jett in a blow job scene and she didn’t seem to have all of her faculties. Not doped up, just kinda stupid. I can totally see those two getting a little fucked up for their dookie dinner. One thing American girls don’t have a propensity for is eating shit. Ass to mouth action is one thing, but taking turds and gnawing on them like a Baby Ruth is a completely different ballgame. The only girls I’ve seen do that are German sheisse shit monsters. I gotta imagine any American girl is gonna be reluctant to chow down on lincoln logs unless she’s fucked up on something.

But the dog porn is where I gotta draw the line. Japanese Doggie Threeway? Ugh. Just the fact that he’s willing to sell that is pretty disgusting. So it’s pretty hard to get on the support bandwagon for something that’s not part of traditional obscenity busts. It’s not something that your normal run of the mill person would feel comfortable standing up for and defending. Ira Isaacs said he didn’t make the bestiality movies, he just sold them. But that’s kinda like a drug dealer saying, “I didn’t make the heroin that killed Philip Seymour Hoffman, I just sold it to him.” Same thing. Ira Isaacs didn’t make the people fuck the dog, he just bought the footage and sold it to a bunch of fucked up people who like dog abuse.

It’s fucked up, man. To me, there’s a line when it comes to obscenity and that’s when all players are consenting. An animal or a child doesn’t have the wherewithal to consent to sexual activity. I don’t care if it’s a sixteen year old girl. There’s a line that we as a society have to draw. When we push that line further and further down, society goes into the shithouse in a hurry. The only way I can describe it is a race to the bottom to see who gets there first. We try to justify it with, “Well, she’s sixteen, so she’s not really a kid and if she was in certain parts of the country, she could get married with her parents consent.” If you’re in one part of the country and you’re Ted Nugent, a sixteen year old’s parents can sign off so he can fuck her. Those are those lines that they try to move around. But fucking a kid is fucking a kid. It’s wrong.

So trying to move around the line where someone can have sex with animals is wrong, too. “Oh, they’re just letting the dog lick her pussy, they’re not actually fucking the dog.” We can’t just kill dogs indiscriminately, unless you’re in Sochi, Russia. Fucking a dog and killing it are on the same wavelength. If Michael Vick can’t kill dogs and not go to jail, someone who fuck dogs or sells videos of dog fucking should also go to jail. It’s taking sexual advantage of a creature who is not able to give consent.

Let’s not confuse the Ira Isaacs issue with matters of free speech. Abusing an animal is wrong. If you’re abusing an animal and selling it, it’s wrong. It has nothing to do with free speech. Adults should be able to watch what they want in the privacy of their own home, that’s true. If abusing an animal is protected by the First Amendment, we might as well give up any hope of morality that we have left in the world.

If it was just a bunch of legally consenting adults eating each others shit, I wouldn’t have a problem being on board with Ira Isaacs in his case. I’ll bet some of the jurors felt the same way I do. I’ll bet at least one or two of them said the dog fucking sewed it up for them.

People are sensitive about animals. There are hundreds of organizations to protect them and I’ll bet none of them are cool with fucking dogs. I can’t even watch the commercials with the Sarah McLachlan music, I have to turn that shit off. All it would take is to get one or two of those people on the jury and they’re gonna convict. If America feels the pity and outrage that they do when they see those commercials, how do you think they’re gonna feel about someone ramming their dick into Fido?

Guilty. Next case.

Ira Isaacs is able to appeal this to the full panel in an en banc hearing, but I highly doubt anything is gonna change the outcome. I highly doubt the Supreme Court is gonna be hearing any obscenity cases any time soon, unless a couple of justices retire or die before the end of Obama’s term. It would be the ultimate gift to the American people if Scalia would retire in the next year. But however it goes, chances are that Ira Isaacs will be off to prison soon.

I wonder if they will send him to La Tuna like they did with Max and I? He has caught a lot of breaks. Just the fact that he’s been able to remain free pending his appeals, not to mention having two mistrials. Who knows? He may get very little jail time and he’ll probably get sent to Terminal Island or Lompoc, which would be a cake walk compared to La Tuna. Maybe he’ll have some luck with his en banc hearing and go free. He really does get lucky. Never say never.

But please, stop with the dog fucking. Eat all the shit you want, but keep your dick out of Rover.

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