Bill Maher, August Arkham and The Story of 1001 Ways to Eat My Jizz

1001 Ways to Eat My Jizz was a video that was the brainchild of a very weird dude we hired back in 2002 named August Arkham. It was one of the titles named in the 2003 indictment of Extreme Associates.

It was also the subject of a comedy routine by the great Bill Maher that is included in the documentary OBSCENERY. You can watch it if you click on Rob Black Speeches button at the top of this page. It is the fourth video down.

We hired August Arkham after he sent us a letter from Georgia, which is where he was living at the time. A recent Dartmouth graduate, Arkham’s letter was a brilliantly bizarre piece of literature that convinced us we should fly him out to LA to be one of the writers for ExtremeAssociates.com

One day August had the idea to do a blowjob line with girls eating cum off of various food items. Another master stroke of genius from the A man. Here are some of the ways August came up with:

Dog Food
Vienna Sauage
Pudding
Pork and Beans
Whiskey
Peaches
Tuna
Taco

You get the idea. We though it was a pretty amusing, albeit disgusting premise.

Feds didn’t think it was so funny though.

In fact, the Extreme bust was the topic that Bill Maher was covering in his comedy routine, where he mentioned 1001 Ways To Eat My Jizz. We thought that was pretty neat. The comedy bit, not the bust.

So take a look at Arkham’s creation at the bottom of the videos here on the main page. There are also some more excerpts from The Porn King vs. The President, a BBC documentary on the case.

1001 Ways to Eat My Jizz is not currently available, at least we can’t find any. We did happen to come across (get it?) a scene from Way #9. This one is a particular favorite of mine, as Spam is on of my fave food items. (yes, really)

August never made it to 1001. You can thank the Feds for that.

– Tom Byron

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