Damn Right They’re Dysfunctional: Not Married with Children XXX is Definitely Not the Bradys

Here’s a review: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38527

Hollywood, CA- X-Play’s porn spoof of Fox Network’s Married with Children television show will never be confused with the Brady Bunch but fan appeal is sky-high as Not Married with Children XXX continues to top the porn charts hitting #1 on November’s AVN DVD rental chart and #3 on the Top 100 monthly sales chart proving that the Bundy clan is as dysfunctional as ever especially when they get naked.

Fans can get a PG-Rated view of the movie’s trailer on YouTube by visiting www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vznBKbPU0 and can also purchase the DVD in stores everywhere.

Featuring super-starlet Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly Bundy, Not Married with Children XXX could become the biggest-selling movie of Will Ryder’s career which is hard to fathom considering the director-of-the-year contender is also responsible for America’s other favorite porn family Not the Bradys XXX which is quite possibly the biggest blockbusting series of the modern porn era.

“To be able to produce completely different families that are so wonderfully unique yet so perverted in their own special way is quite fun and I guess that’s why people love these porn versions of their favorite classic television shows,” stated Will Ryder as he made his way to a local church to beg for forgiveness for lampooning popular culture.

XBiz Magazine’s Brock Masterson said in his published review, “If there ever was a sitcom begging for the porn parody treatment, it would be Married with Children. It’s rare that a porn movie gives you true belly laughs and makes your dick hard. X-Play has mastered the winning formula. It seems there is no stopping them.”

“This was my first big movie,” remarked Kagney Linn Karter who will be up for heavy consideration as Best New Starlet at all the awards shows. “It was so much fun to work with Will Ryder because he’s the best and with such a great ensemble cast helping me I had a blast. Oh my god the script was so funny we couldn’t stop laughing the entire nine days we shot.”

Journalist Gram Ponante agrees and writes, ““Not Married with Children XXX” is just about the perfect porn parody in that all the things you found frustrating about the 90’s-era Fox show on which it is based come miraculously to pass in its dirty adaptation.”

Cindi Loftus of Excitement.com writes, “The movie has flawless casting, costumes, sets, scripts and comedy as in all Will Ryder flicks, but in this one for the first time ever in history Al Bundy has great sex with Peg! X-Play is known for their perfect parodies.”

Don Houston of XCritic writes, “There has been nothing released in the last year from competitors that beat this one. X-Play sitcums are the Rolls Royce of the industry.”

Classic television shows seem to be Will Ryder and production partner Scott David’s forte’ and even though many consider the Bundy family to be totally dysfunctional, fans are falling in love with Kelly, Al, Peg and Bud all over again because Not Married with Children XXX might just be the best porn parody of the year even though the Huxtables might argue.

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy, Barrett Blade and Eric Swiss in the unforgettable role of Al.

Check out all of the great X-Play classic television shows XXX style including Not Bewitched XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not the Bradys XXX, Not Monday Night Football XXX and Not Married with Children XXX at www.sitcums.com

AEBN is also offering some X-Play movies for VOD customers where Not the Cosbys XXX is currently #1.

Watch the funny PG-Rated movie trailer on YouTube at www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vznBKbPU0 and if your favorite store is sold out ask them to get more.

Wholesale DVD sales: David Diamond, Hustler Video, (888) 249-3523, [email protected]

For worldwide broadcast rights contact Marc Bruder at CED (310) 829-2222 X10 [email protected]

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