Porn Valley- Darryl Hanah was on The Goddess of Gush show last week. But it was the other Darryl Hanah – and she spells her name differently.

Anyway Hanah, the porn performer, got lost on her way to KSEX and was featured on the second hour of the show. Hanah explained that she started out in porn with another name. She was going to come in the business as Samantha and her husband was going to work under the name Jack Fountain. [Harry Weiss at one point observed that Fountain looked like a poor man’s Steven St. Croix.]

“My agent at the time decided to give me a celebrity name,” said Hanah who was repped by Lauren Phoenix originally and found out at the awards show that Phoenix was closing shop. Hanah was left finding a new agent which happened to be Weiss of ASS Inc., who was the one interviewing Hanah during the show. Hanah said she met Weiss at AEE and had a great time. Hanah first went to the show last year.

“We were so well received,” said Hanah who is a pornophile and shares porn as a hobby with her husband. Hanah also tends to buy little stripper outfits for fun. The subject got on to stalkers and Weiss said the Aussie Impaler, Tony Sexton had been following Hanah around. Hanah preferred not to go there and said she hasn’t had a chance to work with too many people; but her first scene with Sean Michaels was amazing.

“I was pleased to be broken in properly,” she said. Otherwise, Hanah’s been working on Internet content with her husband. Asked if she squirted, Hanah said she does but wouldn’t begin to compare herself with Cytherea who’s also repped by Weiss. Hanah also pointed out that she was a sex goddess married to a Scorpio.

“I was sexually aggressive and attacked him when I was about 18,” she laughed. “I asked him to marry me not even realizing I wanted to be a married woman. And here we are 11 years later.”

Weiss wondered if all that was going on while Hanah held a dick in her ass. Hanah said she wasn’t into anal until she met Phoenix.

“She taught me how to do little techniques.” Hanah said it was the difference of night and day once she learned some tricks to avoid the pain and torture she used to experience. Cytherea, who did her first anal [ever] a couple of months ago and worked with Angela Stone, said she loved it. Watching Stone squirt was like watching herself squirt, Cytherea said. “I was, like, whoa. I wasn’t expecting it.”

Hanah said there’s definitely a technique to doing this and was surprised that a lot of he men don’t know it on set.

“For example, if you’re going in and she says that it hurts, you stop. But don’t pull out. Pulling out could be even worse.” Hanah said even more important was going balls deep.

“If you don’t go balls deep and all the way, then it’s going to be a little tough.” Cytherea said it particularly feels good in the jackhammer position.

“I gushed like I never gushed before,” Cytherea added. While she hasn’t experienced it as yet, Hanah said she’s heard of having an anal orgasm. Cytherea said she squirted and had an anal orgasm simultaneously and couldn’t spell her name at the end of the day. Hanah and Cytherea agreed that when women orgasm they tend to forget what planet they’re on.

Fountain said he and Hanah had been doing anal quite a few times in their personal life.

“For a long period there was a lot of bitching going on because the guy she had dated before were were married did a lot of anal.” Consequently, Fountain said he’d hear all the stories.

“I married you so where’s the ass? I get the ass from time to time but it’s not a requisite to get me off- I can take it or leave it.” Fountain likes to think of himself more as a vagina man.

“It’s like an island of mystery surrounded in shrubbery- there’s all kinds of fun shit to bump into in there,” Fountain continued. “Whereas the ass, once you get through those 3 1/2 or 4 inches of rings there’s just this vast expanse of nothingness. If you get really hard it works good because it feels like marshmallows on your cock.”

Plus One said he can’t understand what the whole thing with gaping is about.

“But there are some girls who deliver it well,” he added. “Lauren really throws it down. Katja Kassin throws it down. Taylor Rain throws it down.” Cytherea then spoke with obvious pride about her gapes.

Hanah noted that for some female performers, just swallowing cum causes a wince.

“It’s my mission to make sure that all these girls in the next generation know how to swallow cum- do not dodge, stick your tongue out, take it like a platform and eat it.” Cytherea observed that there’s some pasty and nasty cum out there. To which Hanah was of the opinion that guys should eat more pineapple. Cytherea said she was all about the facials as well.

“Facials glaze me up,” Cytherea said.

There were some pointless digressions about the philosophy of facials, but Hanah, as a married woman who doesn’t want to get pregnant, has a policy of no creampies.

“Cum is so beautiful,” she said. “Why waste it in the vagina and take a chance of getting pregnant when you can splash it all over the tits and the face and the mouth?”