Don’t Worry, Farrah Abraham is Still the Dumbest Human Alive

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from – Can you believe that it’s almost been a whole entire week since Farrah Abraham said something really, really stupid? Because it has. She hasn’t said anything smart in the meantime, of course, but we just aren’t used to a lull in the idiocy leaking out of this girl’s head. And that’s why it was just so kind of her to give this interview, because in this interview, the hits just don’t stop. So sweet!

Like this thing, this is Farrah talking about her unrealistic expectations of a potential boyfriend:

“In a man, I look for a confident, stable, well-balanced individual who is intelligent and humorous. Epic dream date, let’s meet in Dubai and have dinner by the ocean… The rest that follows will be equally as intriguing.”

Right? Like girl, why are you trying to get some intelligent and intriguing dude to take you to Dubai just for a dang date? Get over yourself. And oh, when Farrah was asked what turns her on, she said “smarts and style.” Why is she so worried about landing a smart guy, so he can teach her how to communicate without sounding like a fool?

And speaking of her issues with communication, here’s how she defended her choice to pluck her three-year-old daughter’s eyebrows:

“I recently just started this year due to her starting to receive a unibrow.”

Her daughter “received” it? Was it a gift? A free sample in the mail? She was “starting to receive” a unibrow? Who even knows what that means?

But Farrah, how do you feel about your good friend James Deen, the young fellow who backdoored you in your movie?

“He was gentle because I made him be gentle, but I think in life he has more of an anger issue which makes him not so gentle. I’m OK with my choice of having my one and only video with James. Now that I know him more, I would never do with him again and I’m not interested in any other public figures in entertainment to get physical with, but wish them all the best on their love life.”

Good to hear, Farrah. Good to hear.

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