I’ve voiced my theories about NFL fixes many times, but an article in today’s LA Times gets me wondering if I’m not on to something.
According to the article written by Lance Pugmire, on week #7 Vegas bookies took it in the shorts for the worst weekend in their history.
“That Sunday almost every favored team covered the point spread,” the article goes on to say. Sure enough, I looked back to see that it was a very good day for the AdultFYI football pool as well, but there have been better.
Just by coincidence, since that weekend, picking a winner has been like picking your ass hoping to find gold nuggets.
When you see easy field goals being shanked, a slew of last minute come from behind victories, refs blowing calls or incomprehensible strategy decisions being made that costs games you’ve got to wonder…..hmmmm.
Meanwhile, Sean from www.pornlegends.com talks to his people about today’s games:
Indianapolis over Baltimore – Pete Rose likes the Colts by 6 and asked what a suitcase pimp was. I told him it was like being a porn agent where hot chicks live at your house and you get to spend their entire salary.
Dallas over Washington – Like he did with his sons, Jimmy Flynt, Sr. is tossing the Redskins under the bus. He likes Dallas by 14 because now that he’s off the company payroll and on the dole, brother Larry tells him who to pick.
Detroit over Cleveland – Oprah Winfrey likes the Lions by 3 and pandering to has been porn stars during sweeps week.
Green Bay over San Francisco – Shauna Sand likes the Packers by 21 and says she loves her new job as a recruiter for Vivid.
Jacksonville over Buffalo – Shelley Lubben likes the Jags by 3 and said making that pick was the most degrading experience of her life. I said even more than having sex with Ron Jeremy? WOW.
Pittsburgh over Kansas City – The woman of 300 orgasms a day, Michelle Thompson, likes the Steelers by 900 points. Yeah, it’s Seka math.
Minnesota over Seattle – Carrie Prejean likes the Vikings and said she wouldn’t pick Seattle in this game for all the Vivid dollars in the world.
Giants over Atlanta – Vivid’s Bill Asher likes the Giants by 4 because his reliable Porn Index tells him the Falcons are on the decline.
New Orleans over Tampa – Sami and Michael Harb like the Saints by 21 and say they hope to get a cell next to Max Hardcore and Rob Black.
Arizona over St. Louis – Sarah Palin likes the Rams by 7. Lisa Ann who knows more about foreign policy, at least according to Tina Fey, likes the Cardinals by 10 because someone told her they’re from the Czech Republic.
San Diego over Denver – Carrie Prejean swears she picked the Chargers. Steve Hirsch has eight tapes that prove otherwise.
Cincinnati over Oakland – Oprah Winfrey likes the Bengals by 4 and asked if there is a market for BBBW. I said sure, but she may have to take a pay cut.
New England over Jets – Shawne Merriman said the Pats will win by 10 because they’ll force the Jets against the wall with a choking defense. Tia Tequila says if that happens she’ll sue.
Philadelphia over Chicago – The most popular porn star in the world, Jenna Jameson, likes the Eagles by 14. I want to know who voted.
Tennessee over Houston – Jerry Butler likes the Titans by 3 because now that they’ve crossed their legs they’re playing like intellects again.
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Here’s the AdultFYI football picks:
Jeff Mullen, www.sitcums.com [105-39]: Dallas, Cleveland, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincinnati, Denver, Philly, Tennessee
John Gray, www.questparty.com [103-41]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Baltimore, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincinnati, San Diego, Chicago, Tennessee
Danny from www.FoxxxModeling.com [101-43]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincy, San Diego, Philly, Houston
Scott David, www.allmediaplay.com [100-44]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincy, SDS, Philly, Houston
Steve from www.Magnusxxx.com [98-46]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Atlanta, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincy, Denver, Philly, Houston
Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [96-48]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pitt, Giants, New Orleans, Buffalo, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincy, Denver, Philly, Tennessee
Gene Ross [96-48]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minjnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincy, San Diego, Philly, Tennessee
Steve Seidman [96-48]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincy, San Diego, Philly, Houston
0 & 16 Chuck [95-49]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Baltimore, Minnesota, Arizona, NEngland, Cincy, San Diego, Philly, Houston
Sunset Thomas [95-49]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pitt, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Baltimore, Minnesota, Arizona, NEngland, Cincy, San Diego, Chicago, Houston
Sean from www.PornLegends.com [94-50]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pitt, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincy, San Diego, Philly, Tennessee
Billy The Crystal [93-51]: Dallas, Cleveland, SF, Pitt, Atlanta, New Orleans, Jax, Baltimore, Minn, Arizona, NEngland, Cincy, Denver, Chicago, Houston
Steve Volponi [91-53]: Washington, Detroit, Green Bay, Pitt, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Baltimore, Minnesota, Arizona, NEngland, Cincy, San Diego, Philly, Houston
John from www.AdultSourceMedia.com [91-53]: Dallas, Detroit, SF, Pitt, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, NEngland, Cincy, San Diego, Philly, Houston
Kickass Chris, www.kickass.com [90-54]: Dallas, Cleveland, Green Bay, Pitt, Atlanta, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, NEngland, Cincy, San Diego, Philly, Houston
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [89-55]: Washington, Detroit, Green Bay, Pitt, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Baltimore, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincy, San Diego, Philly, Tennessee
Karl The Birdman [89-55]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pitt, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Baltimore, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincy, Denver, Philly, Houston
Dr. TJ Eckleburg [89-55]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, Pitt, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, NEngland, Cincy, San Diego, Chicago, Houston
Brian Wallace [88-56]: Dallas, Detroit, Green Bay, KC, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minn, Arizona, NEngland, Cincy, San Diego, Chicago, Houston
KickAss Ben, www.kickass.com [88-56]: Dallas, Cleveland, Green Bay, Pittsburgh, Giants, New Orleans, Jax, Indy, Minnesota, Arizona, New England, Cincy, Denver, Philly, Tenn