Cincinnati and New England have yet to resolve their playoff status. But that should be no problem today as the Bengals are favored by 13 ½ over Kansas City while the bookies like the Patriots by 8 1/2 over Jacksonville. New England is 7-0 at home this year.
A Dallas win today over Washington sets up the NFC East championship game next week with the Eagles who are the hottest team in football right now.
Meanwhile, Sean from www.pornlegends.com spoke to his people and this is their picks for Week #16:
Tera Patrick tells me she loves the Falcons in their game against Buffalo as long as the Atlanta team doesn’t ask her for sex afterwards.
Charlie Sheen likes the Steelers in a close game over the Ravens and swears he was only texting Tiger Woods, not Michelle Braun.
Evan Seinfeld takes the Browns and claims the Raiders play football about as well as Tera Patrick fucks. Ouch. The Oakland defense claims it’s way better with the sack.
Tera Patrick likes the Packers by 14 and claims she can’t believe Evan would prefer Seattle over them.
Joe Francis figures the Bengals to maul Kansas City and is humble about being named Douche Bag of the Year feeling that Cincinnati’s Chad Ochocinco was way more deserving.
Tera Patrick likes the Dolphins by 10 over the Texans and to prove she still loves sex she spread her legs for me…happily I was able to put a football through them from 50 yards out.
Tera Patrick says the Giants should handle the Panthers easily and says Evan Seinfeld is wrong; she does love the porn industry and that Evan had her confused with St. Patrick.
Larry Flynt likes the Patriots by 9 over the Jags and says this is the thanks he gets for putting his family on the payroll.
Charlie Sheen likes the Saints to beat the Buccaneers by 24 and says that Randy Quaid, Tiger Woods and Nicolas Cage are really wonderful celebrity role models.
Jenna Jameson likes Arizona by 17 over the Rams and says her book’s ghost writer could beat Tera’s in a game of two-hand touch with one hand tied behind his back.
Convicted Playmate Louise Glover likes the 49ers to easily defeat the Lions who have been in the toilet for yet another season.
Nevada’s Governor Jim Gibbons likes the Colts over the Jets even though he stands to lose that pick in divorce court Monday.
The AIDS Healthcare Foundation has petitioned that the Eagles wear condoms in their game against the Denver Broncos; the Eagles should win even though they’ve threatened to move their game to New Jersey.
John Stagliano likes the Cowboys by 3 against the Redskins, even though a federal judge declined to dismiss the game until the start of next season.
Jimmy Flynt Sr. likes the Vikings by 10 over the Bear and claims not only did he build the Hustler Empire but will be the Chicago starting QB next season.
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Here’s how the AdultFYI picks look this week. Records don’t include Friday night’s game.
Danny from www.foxxxmodeling.com [158-66]: Atlanta, Houston, Green Bay, Giants, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, Oakland, Cincinnati, N England, San Francisco, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Washington, Minnesota
Jeff Mullen, www.allmediaplay.com [157-67]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, NEngland, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
Scott David, www.sitcums.com [155-69]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, NEngland, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
Gene Ross [154-70]: Atlanta, Houston, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Oakland, Cincy, New England, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
0 & 16 Chuck [152-72]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay,Giants, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, New England, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
Sean from www.pornlegends.com [151-73]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, New England, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
Steve Seidman [151-73]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, New England, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
John Gray [150-74]: Buffalo, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, New England, SF, Arizona, Jets, Philly, Washington, Chicago
John from www.adultsourcemedia [146-78]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, NEngland, SF, Arizona, Jets, Philly, Washington, Chicago
Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [146-78]: Buffalo, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Oakland, Cincy, Jax, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
Steve Volponi [145-79]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, Jax, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Washington, Chicago
Billy The Crystal [142-82]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, NEngland, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
Karl the Birdman [140-84]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, NEngland, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
Dr. TJ Eckleberg [139-85]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Pittsburgh, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, New England, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [139-85]: Atlanta, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, New England, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
Kick Ass Ben, www.kickass.com [137-87]: Atlanta, Houston, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, NEngland, SF, Arizona, Indy, Denver, Dallas, Minnesota
Sunset Thomas [136-88]: Buffalo, Houston, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, New England, SF, Arizona, Indy, Philly, Dallas, Minnesota
Brian Wallace [135-89]: Buffalo, Miami, Green Bay, Giants, Baltimore, New Orleans, Cleveland, Cincy, Jax, SF, Arizona, Indy, Denver, Dallas, Minnesota