Final: AdultFYI Football Pool Week #17

This is going to be the toughest week yet for pickings. Two playoff berths are at stake in the AFC and maybe five teams are in the thick of that.

Last place Buffalo is actually favored over Indy by an astonishing 8 points, the last time you’ll ever see that happening. Philly plays Dallas at Dallas for the NFC East title, and all of a sudden Tony “Ears” Romo is becoming Mr. December. I don’t like Romo’s chances so much as I’m convinced that Donovan McNabb can always be counted on to blow the big one-eventually. This time disappointment comes early.

New Orleans once invincible is playing like garbage and coughing up games which is hardly what Saints fans want to see on the eve of the playoffs. I’m going with Carolina in that game. I’ve been on the wrong side of the Panthers all season so why should this week be any different.

Green Bay- Arizona: they’re both in the playoffs, so who gives a shit. Then you’ve got the Jets favored over the Bengals by 9 ½. What!!!???? Call me a dope but I’m picking the Jets.

Sean from www.pornlegends.com talks to the usual suspects for their picks:

Tera Patrick likes the Bills in a meaningless game against the Colts thinking that Indy’s no different than any other hot-looking team.

Donny Long likes the Vikings big over the Giants and wonders how TMZ got that picture of his yacht with the naked girls and president Kennedy.

Skeeter Kerkove likes the Buccaneers over Atlanta and claims his ex wife was on Donny Long’s yacht with JFK.

Charlie Sheen likes the 49ers by 7 over the Rams then asked if Skeeter’s ex wife was busy.

Francis Koenig picked Pittsburgh over Miami saying he was so sure that he would bet the entire iPorn.com empire on it.

Charlie Sheen likes the Panthers over the Saints and said he didn’t have anything to do with Chloe Jones’ death, just ask OJ.

Janine Lindemulder likes the Bears over the Lions and says sucking tranny cock isn’t much different than sucking convicted felon cock, just fewer tattoos.

Charlie Sheen likes the Texans over the Patriots and said he misunderstood his wife. When she said, “I want a divorce,” Charlie thought she said, “kill me.”

Donny Long likes Cleveland by 6 over the Jags and says he loves retirement but hates playing shuffleboard with all the old people.

Crazy Cabbie likes the Eagles over the Cowboys and told me if I wasn’t interested, he knew dozens of porn companies that were.

Tiger Woods likes the Titans over the Seahawks and denies that he had anal sex with Bridgette Kerkove. That makes him the only man on earth who hasn’t.

Kagney Linn Karter and her amazingly hot looking ass likes the Chargers in a walk over the Redskins.

Michelle Avanti likes the Ravens by 3 over the Raiders and asks, “Tera Patrick: Isn’t that the street name for Zoloft?”

Sasha Gray likes the Broncos by 10 over the Chiefs and says her New Year’s resolution is to try to be less perfect.

Michael Ninn likes the Cardinals over the Packers. John Gray likes the Packers over the Cardinals. Ninn said he’d changed his name to Prince if I sided with him.

Potty-mouthed Kathy Griffin likes the fuckin’ Jets over the Bengals and didn’t give a fuck what I fuckin’ thought about it, so there.

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Danny from www.foxxxmodeling.com [168-72] Chicago, Pittsburgh, Houston, Buffalo, SF, Atlanta, New Orleans, Jax, Minnesota, Tennessee, Philly, San Diego, Denver, Baltimore, Green Bay, Cincinnati

Jeff Mullen, www.sitcums.com [167-73] Chicago, Pittsburgh, Houston, Indy, SF, Tampa Bay, New Orleans, Cleveland, Minnesota, Tenn, Dallas, SD, Denver, Baltimore, Green Bay, Jets

Scott David, www.allmediaplay.com [165-75]: Chicago, Pittsburgh, Houston, Buffalo, SF, Atlanta, Carolina, Cleveland, Minnesota, Tenn, Philly, SD, Denver, Baltimore, Arizona, Jets

Gene Ross [164-76]: Chicago, Pittsburgh, New England, Indy, San Francisco, Tampa Bay, Carolina, Jax, Minnesota, Tennessee, Dallas, San Diego, Denver, Baltimore, Green Bay, Jets

O&16 Chuck [162-78]: Chicago, Pittsburgh, Houston, Buffalo, SF, Atlanta, Carolina, Cleveland, Minnesota, Tenn, Dallas, San Diego, Denver, Baltimore, Arizona, Jets

Sean from www.pornlegends.com [161-79]: Chicago, Pitt, Houston, Buffalo, SF, Tampa Bay, Carolina, Cleveland, Minnesota, Tenn, Philly, SD, Denver, Baltimore, Arizona, Jets

Steve Seidman [161-79]: Detroit, Pittsburgh, Houston, Indy, SF, Atlanta, Carolina, Cleveland, Minnesota, Seattle, Philly, San Diego, Denver, Oakland, Green Bay, Cincy

John from, www.AdultSourceMedia.com [157-83]: Chicago, Pittsburgh, Houston, Buffalo, St. Louis, Tampa Bay, Carolina, Cleveland, Giants, Tennessee, Philly, Washington, Denver, Baltimore, Arizona, Jets

John Gray, [157-83]: Chicago, Pittsburgh, Houston, Buffalo, SF, Atlanta, Carolina, Cleveland, Giants, Tennessee, Dallas, San Diego, KC, Baltimore, Green Bay, Jets

Billy the Crystal [153-87]: Chicago, Pittsburgh, New England, Indy, St. Louis, Tampa Bay, New Orleans, Cleveland, Minnesota, Tenn, Philly, San Diego, Denver, Baltimore, Green Bay, Jets

Steve Volponi [153-87]: Chicago, Miami, New England, Buffalo, Sf, Atlanta, New Orleans, Cleveland, Giants, Tenn, Philly, San Diego, Denver Oakland, Green Bay, Cincy

Dr. T.J. Eckleberg [150-90]: Chicago, Pittsburgh, Houston, Buffalo, SF, Tampa Bay, New Orleans, Jax, Giants, Tenn, Dallas, San Diego, Denver, Baltimore, Green Bay, Jets

Karl the Birdman [150-90]: Chicago, Pittsburgh, NEngland, Indy, SF, Atlanta, New Orleans, Cleveland, Minnesota, Tenn, Dallas, SD, Denver, Baltimore, Green Bay, Cincy

Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [149-91]: Chicago, Pittsburgh, New England, Indy, SF, Atlanta, New Orleans, Cleveland, Minnesota, Tenn, Dallas, SD, Denver, Baltimore, Green Bay, Cincy

Sunset Thomas [148-92]: Chicago, Miami, New England, Buffalo, SF, Atlanta, New Orleans, Cleveland, Giants, Tenn, Philly, San Diego, Denver, Baltimore, Green Bay, Cincinnati

Brian Wallace [141-99]: Chicago, Miami, New England, Buffalo, SF, Atlanta, Carolina, Cleveland, Minnesota, Tenn, Dallas, SD, KC, Baltimore, Green Bay, Jets

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