While animal rights groups are planning a demonstration before Sunday’s game at the Linc because of Michael Vick, I’m still trying to figure what the recent acquisition of Jeff Garcia was all about. Because nowhere in the Eagles future game plan is Garcia even being considered, and he’s the last one who took them to the playoffs. There’s talk that Kevin Kolb will start again for the Birds. Such as that is, Kansas City is so bad, the Eagles have no choice but to win.
The kiss of death has also been put on the Lions who have lost their last 19 straight, not that you need death to lend a hand. It’s Joe Theismann who feels that the Redskins are ready for a scalping in Detroit. But I think the Lions will come out of this 0-20.
To me the most interesting game is Tennessee at New York. The Jets have been hot, but is Tennessee, so good last year, capable of losing three in a row? Very possible since right now they’re ranked last in pass defense and Jets QB Mark Sanchez has been walking on water.
Here’s how Sean from www.pornlegends.com looks at this week’s games followed by the AdultFYI pool picks:
Philadelphia over Kansas City
Baltimore over Cleveland
Giants over Tampa
Atlanta over New England
Tennessee over Jets
Green Bay over St. Louis
Minnesota over San Francisco
Houston over Jacksonville
Detroit over Washington….yeah, you read it right
Chicago over Seattle
New Orleans over Buffalo
San Diego over Miami
Oakland over Denver
Pittsburgh over Cincinnati
Indianapolis over Arizona
Dallas over Carolina
Philadelphia over Kansas City – Plaxico Burress told me to take the Eagles. I told him not to drop his soap.
Baltimore over Cleveland – Jenna Jameson said I should take the Ravens. I told her: One more lawsuit and she’ll be tied with Joe Francis.
Giants over Tampa – Larry Flynt likes the Giants but he isn’t too thrilled about his nephews.
Atlanta over New England – Wankus said he likes the Falcons just before he cracked me over the head with a Bible.
Tennessee over Jets – Joe Francis says it’s a “must win” for the Titans and said Jenna should ask her lawyers for a volume discount.
Green Bay over St. Louis – Plaxico Burress likes the Packers by 14 and said Brian Surewood says “hello.”
Minnesota over San Francisco – Skeeter Kerkove likes the Vikings and wishes he could have shot Maureen McCormick’s lesbo encounter with Eve Plumb…but he was only twelve at the time and didn’t own a camera.
Houston over Jacksonville – Mackenzie Phillips likes the Titans but not as much as it appears she liked her father.
Detroit over Washington – Jayde Nicole likes the Lions. I told her that punch Joe Francis gave her must have done so real damage.
Chicago over Seattle – Lamar Odom likes the Bears by 10 and tying the knot with boozed up no talent D list celebrity gutter trash….I wish the happy couple well.
New Orleans over Buffalo – Chaz Bono likes the Saints by 21 and enjoys pissing while standing.
San Diego over Miami – Larry Flynt’s nephews like the Chargers and said they are thinking about changing their last name to “Hefner.”
Oakland over Denver – Playing catch with MILF Deauxma, she told me she likes the Raiders and then suggested I go deep.
Pittsburgh over Cincinnati – Howard K. Stern likes the Steelers and said if Big Ben should ask: Howard knows how to get rid of crazy blonde women.
Indianapolis over Arizona – Randy likes the Colts and says that he’s good for the money should they lose.
Dallas over Carolina – Roman Polanski likes the Cowboys and said he made this prediction in a hot tub with some young chick 31 years ago but nothing ever came of it.
Here’s the AdultFYI picks:
John Gray [26-6]: Detroit, Green Bay, Minnesota, N England, Tennessee, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Oakland, Indy Dallas
Scott David, www.sitcums.com [26-6]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, N England, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, N Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Danny from Foxxx Modeling, www.foxxxmodeling [25-7]: Detroit, Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Tennessee, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Steve Volponi from Devil’s Film [25-7]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, Atlanta, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Seattle, San Diego, Cincy, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Karl the Birdman [23-9]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Jeff Mullen, www.allmediaplay.com [23-9]: Detroit, Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, Miami, Pittsburgh, Denver, Indy, Dallas
John from Adult Source Media, www.adultsourcemedia.com [23-9]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Tennessee, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Arizona, Dallas
Sean from www.pornlegends.com [22-10] Detroit, Green Bay, Minnesota, Atlanta, Tennessee, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Oakland, Indy, Dallas
Tim Case [22-10]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, N England, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Seattle, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [22-10]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Oakland, Arizona, Dallas
Dr. TJ Eckleburg [22-10]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, N England, Tennessee, Kansas City, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Oakland, Indy, Dallas
Kickass Chris, www.kickass.com [22-10]:Washington, Green Bay, San Francisco, New England, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Jax, New Orleans, Seattle, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Kickass Ben [22-10]: Washington, St. Louis, Minnesota, New England, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Jax, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Gene Ross [21-11]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Steve from Magnus, www.magnusxxx.com [21-11]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Tennessee, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Arizona, Dallas
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [21-11]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Tennessee, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Seattle, San Diego, Cincy, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Billy the Crystal [20-12]: Detroit, Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Tennessee, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Sunset Thomas [20-12]: Detroit, Green Bay, Minnesota, N England, Tennessee, Kansas City, Giants, Baltimore, Jax, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Oakland, Indy, Dallas
0 & 16 Chuck [20-12]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, N England, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Oakland, Arizona, Dallas
Steve Seidman [20-12]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, Atlanta, Jets, Philly, Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Seattle, Miami, Cincy, Denver, Indy, Dallas
Brian Wallace [20-12]: Detroit, Green Bay, Minnesota, Atlanta, Tennessee, Kansas City. Giants, Baltimore, Houston, New Orleans, Chicago, San Diego, Cincy, Denver, Arizona, Carolina
Mike Fattorosi [19-13]: Washington, Green Bay, Minnesota, New England, Jets, KC, Giants, Baltimore, Jax, New Orleans, Seattle, San Diego, Pittsburgh, Denver, Arizona, Carolina