As we enter NFL Week #5, let’s take pause to consider the fact that Rush Limbaugh has been making overtures to buy the St. Louis Rams. Al Davis, Jerry Jones and Limbaugh in the same room together?
> Brett Favre becomes the 17th quarterback over the age of 40 to play.
> According to the stats, the Raiders who play the Giants today in New York have beaten them the last two times there. They must mean the Kenny Stabler Raiders.
>With Peyton Manning going for five straight games of 300 yards passing or more, Tennessee remains last in the league in passing defense. Another match made in heaven.
> The big game of the day is New England vs. Denver. Undefeated Denver has allowed just 26 points in the four games they’ve played.
Meanwhile, this week’s guest picksters reveal some amazing insights:
Sean from www.pornlegends.com writes: Baltimore over Cincinnati – Raiders coach Tom Cable said I should take the Ravens. I told him he has the right to remain silent.
Giants over Oakland – Erin Andrews told me she likes the Giants by 10 just before she stuck her finger through the peephole and poked me in the eye.
Dallas over Kansas City – Joe Francis said he would tell me the winner if I floated him a loan.
Carolina over Washington – Seka, the woman with a web site that supposedly gets 600 million hits a year, likes the Panthers by 400 million points.
Minnesota over St. Louis – Nadia Styles likes the Vikings and Vicodin. I told her she and Brett Favre have a lot in common.
Philadelphia over Tampa – This year’s AVN keynote speaker, Sasha Grey, said something about the Eagles. Sorry, I was too busy writing my Nobel Peace prize acceptance speech to pay attention.
Pittsburgh over Detroit – Rio Valentine said she likes the Steelers by 17. I told her she has a great ass.
Buffalo over Cleveland – Pregnant Daisy Marie said, “Yes, it’s official! I’m taking the Bills, and I’m really happy and excited about this.”
San Francisco over Atlanta – Writer Chris Hedges likes the 49ers by 3 and said worldwide porn revenues top $100 billion. I asked him if he is Seka’s webmaster.
Arizona over Houston – Nadia Styles likes the Cardinals by 14 and says she won’t miss the porn industry. I gave her a case of Jack Daniels and a Dirty Sanchez as nice parting gifts.
New England over Denver – 12-year-old Philadelphia Phillies extortionist, Jennifer Valdivia, said she wouldn’t give me her pick unless I paid her $50,000. I asked if she’d like to meet Roman Polanski instead.
Seattle over Jacksonville – Jayde Nicole said she likes the Seahawks by 4 just before Joe Francis punched her lights out.
Indianapolis over Tennessee – Extreme fighter Mike DiSabato likes the Colts by 13 and asked if, “we can all go to our porn collections and watch what Tito sleeps with night after night.” I asked him what a teddy bear and a baby bottle has to do with a guy’s porn collection.
Jets over Miami – Jenna Jameson likes the Jets by 7 and says she never had swine flu because she never ate a pig. I asked if she ever worked with Ron Jeremy.
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Here’s how this week’s AdultFYI picks look:
Scott David, www.allmediaplay.com [50-12]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, San Francisco, Jacksonville, Arizona, New England, Indianapolis, Jets
John Gray www.questparty.com [50-12] : Cleveland, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, Atlanta, Seattle, Arizona, New England, Indy, Jets
Danny from www.foxxxmodeling.com [50-12]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, Atlanta, Jax, Houston, New England, Indy, Jets
Gene Ross [47-15]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, SF, Jax, Arizona, New England, Indy, Jets
Steve Volponi 47-15: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, SF, Seattle, Arizona, New England, Indy, Jets
Tim Case [46-16]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Cincy, SF, Jax, Arizona, Denver, Indy, Jets
Kickass Ben, www.kickass.com [46-16]: Cleveland, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, Atlanta, Jax, Houston, Denver, Indy, Jets
Jeff Mullen, www.sitcums.com [46-16]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Washington, Baltimore, SF, Seattle, Houston, Denver, Indy, Miami
Karl The Birdman [45-17]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Washington, Baltimore, SF, Jax, Houston, N England, Indy, Miami
Sean from www.pornlegends.com [45-17]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, SF, Seattle, Arizona, New England, Indy, Jets
Kickass Chris, www.kickass.com [45-17]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Washington, Baltimore, SF, Jax, Houston, Denver, Indy, Jets
Sunset Thomas [45-17]: Buffalo, KC, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, Atlanta, Jax, Houston, N England, Indy, Jets
Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [44-18]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Washington, Baltimore, Atlanta, Seattle, Arizona, N England, Indy, Jets
Steve from www.Magnusxxx.com [44-18]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, Atlanta, Seattle, Arizona, Denver, Tennessee, Miami
John from www.AdultSourceMedia.com [44-18]: Buffalo, KC, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, Atlanta, Jax, Arizona, New England, Indy Jets
Steve Seidman [43-19]: Cleveland, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, Atlanta, Jax, Houston, Denver, Indy, Miami
Dr. TJ Eckleburg [42-20]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, SF, Jax, Arizona, N England, Indy, Jets
0 & 16 Chuck [42-20]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, SF, Seattle, Arizona, N England, Indy, Jets
Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [42-20]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, SF, Jax, Houston, N England, Indy, Miami
Billy The Crystal [41-21]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, Atlanta, Seattle, Arizona, Denver, Indy, Jets
Brian Wallace [39-23]: Buffalo, Dallas, Minnesota, Giants, Philly, Pittsburgh, Carolina, Baltimore, Atlanta, Jax, Houston, N England, Tennessee, Jets