Final: Week #7: The AdultFYI Football Pool Picks; Tanner Mayes Makes Her Choices

Four teams remain undefeated: Denver, Indianapolis, Minnesota and New Orleans. Favored by 10, Indy looks like a lock against St. Louis; Denver has a bye week; New Orleans is favored by 6 ½ over Miami and Minnesota might find it tough extending its record because they’re playing Pittsburgh at Pittsburgh and looked like shit against the Raven, coughing up 21 points in the last 10 minutes of their game last week.

And if you got really excited over the fact that Oakland sacked Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb six times last week, remember the Jets have an advantage. They’re starting a rookie.

This week’s guest prognosticator is none other than Tanner Mayes.

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Being a cheese head herself, Tanner picks Green Bay over Cleveland

Tanner also likes San Diego over Kansas City, depending on what time the game starts, that is

But she can’t remember if she picked Indianapolis over St. Louis because some porn star stole her picks

Tanner likes Pittsburgh over Minnesota and wants to know what hotel room Ben Roethlisberger is staying in. We didn’t have the heart to tell her it was a home game.

When she heard New England was playing Tampa Bay in the UK, Tanner said it was too far to take a cab

Tanner likes San Francisco over Houston and hopes the footage of their last game never makes it on to the Internet

Tanner says Buffalo can afford to take a dump against Carolina because it’s no big loss

Tanner guarantees the Jets over Oakland, because no matter the outcome, Johnny Thrust told her he would fix it

If Dallas beats Atlanta, Tanner vowed that she would walk out.

Tanner’s also willing to go with Chicago over Cincinnati provided they give her a kill fee.

Tanner is rooting for New Orleans over Miami as long as the call time of the game isn’t before noon.

In the Arizona-Giants game, Tanner said her agent Shy Love, the LAPD and a naked cab driver told her to go with New York

Tanner also wanted to know who New Sensations liked in the Washington-Philly game because, according to her, New Sensations treats football players like dogs

Sean from www.pornlegeneds.com talked to a few people as well. This is what they told him:

Green Bay over Cleveland – Tera Patrick told me she likes the Packers by 10. I told her we’ll get at least 75% of the assets.

San Diego over Kansas City – Howard Cosell impersonator Rick Madrid likes the Chiefs, but the other Rick Madrid likes the Chargers. I’d like an aspirin.

Indianapolis over St. Louis – ESPN’s Steve Phillips likes the Rams in an upset: not a surprise since he likes picking the dogs.

New England over Tampa – I asked the new talent agency Crown Model Management for their pick. They said they’d get back to me after they got permission out of Dubai.

Pittsburgh over Minnesota – Evan Seinfeld said he likes the Vikings. I told him that was his second mistake this week.

Houston over San Francisco – Shauna Sand said her fee for picking games is $5000 but that also includes a happy ending.

Carolina over Buffalo – Shelly Lubben likes the Panthers but says she’s picking them under protest.

Oakland over Jets – Lupe Fuentes likes the Raiders and says she loves her new found sugar daddy.

Chicago over Cincinnati – Shauna Sand said she likes the Bears by 6 but said she can’t tell me that until I pay her.

Atlanta over Dallas – In memory of Soupy Sales, Tanner Mayes picked the Falcons then hit me in the face with her pie. It wasn’t as tasty as you might think.

New Orleans over Miami – Evan Seinfeld likes the Saints then asked me for the number of Jay Grdina’s divorce lawyer.

Giants over Arizona – Shelly Lubben likes Cardinals and says neither the Giants nor the porn industry are welcome in Arizona.

Philadelphia over Washington – ESPN’s Steve Phillips’ sex kitten, Brooke Hundley, told me she likes the Eagles. I hold her to go fetch my newspaper.

Here’s the AdultFYI picks:

John Gray, www. www.questparty.com [66-24]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indianapolis, Pittsburgh, New England, San Francisco, Carolina, Jets, Dallas, Chicago, New Orleans, Giants, Philadelphia

Scott David, www.allmediaplay.com [66-24]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Minnesota, N England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Dallas, Chicago, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Danny from www.FoxxxModeling.com, [66-24]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Tim Case [65-25]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pittsburgh, N England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Dallas, Cincy, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Kickass Ben, www.kickass.com [64-26]:Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pittsburgh, N England, San Francisco, Carolina, Jets, Atlanta, Cincy, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Steve Volponi [63-27]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Minnesota, N England, San Francisco, Carolina, Jets, Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Arizona, Philly

Gene Ross [63-27]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Steve from www.Magnusxxx.com [63-27]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Dallas, Cincy, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Jeff Mullen, www.sitcums.com [63-27]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pitt, N England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Dallas, Cincy, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Steve Seidman [63-27]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Mike Dickinson, www.freespeechrevolution.com [61-29]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pittsburgh, N England, Houston, Buffalo, Jets, Dallas, Cincy, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Sean from www.PornLegends.com [61-29]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pitt, N England, Houston, Carolina, Oakland, Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Sunset Thomas [60-30]: Green Bay, KC, Indy, Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Atlanta, Cincy, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Kickass Chris, www.kickass.com [60-30]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Minnesota, N England, San Francisco, Carolina, Jets, Dallas, Cincy, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

John from www.AdultSourceMedia.com [59-31]: Green Bay, KC, Indy, Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Atlanta, Cincy, Miami, Giants, Philly

Karl The Birdman [59-31]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Minnesota, New England, San Francisco, Carolina, Jets, Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

0 & 16 Chuck [59-31]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Dallas, Cincy, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Dr. TJ Eckleburg [58-32]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pittsburgh, New England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Ryan from Jerry’s Deli [57-33]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Minnesota, New England, Houston, Carolina, Jets, Dallas, Chicago, New Orleans, Giants, Philly

Billy The Crystal [56-44]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Pittsburgh, Tampa Bay, Houston, Buffalo, Jets, Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Arizona, Philly

Brian Wallace [53-37]: Green Bay, San Diego, Indy, Minnesota, N England, Houston, Carolina, Oakland, Atlanta, Chicago, New Orleans, Arizona, Philly

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