For the Love Of… The Lady Gaga Blow-Up Doll

from – Apparently, the sex tape/sex toy/porn industry has no idea what people find attractive. I recently saw photos of people who attended the porn convention in Las Vegas, and it looked more like some sort of fetish meeting or the freak tent at the circus.

Then we get word that Danielle Staub is featured in a new sex tape, “Raw,” despite the fact that her face looks the business end of an orangutan and her body was as wrinkled as a raisin in the sun. She should be doing those Activia yogurt commercials about getting you to have a good number two instead of Jamie Lee Curtis, not starring in her own porn films.

The latest faux pas on their part is this Lady Gaga “Lady Gag Gag” blow-up doll I just saw featured on The Superficial.

It so eloquently states on the box “I Wanna Take a Ride On Your Disco Stick” and “She Loves It When You Poke-Her Face.”

Those are some fancy ad words to hide the fact that no one, and I mean no one, would ever do anything to that doll other than perhaps wave it at Ghana fans in the upcoming World Cup game. Lady Gaga oozes about as much sexuality as your mom. Yeah, it’s that bad.

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