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I’m Fantasizing About Mark Kernes’ Sister; You Think She Could Stack Up to This?

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Now that I got an email from Susan Kernes who tells me she’s Mark Kernes’ sister I’m living in a world of fantasy and make believe. Guys my age do these things, and I’m wondering what Susan Kernes looks like.

Kernes always reminded me of Maurice Gosfield, the actor who played Pvt. Duane Doberman on the Phil Silvers show. So it’s a logical progression, I figure. In one episode Gosfield plays his sister. I figure, slap a blonde wig on Gosfield or Kernes and there you have it. Susan Kernes. I may be wrong, or I’m seeing life through rose colored glasses, but I think she’s smokin’. Guys my age think these things.

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