Keeping Up With Mike South Featuring Lacey, Dottie, Timmy and The Bukkake Boys Band

What a week.

Exposing hypocrites, bitches, liars and losers takes a lot out of a guy. Let’s recap, shall we?

Still no answer from Mike South on the Georgia OSHA inspector’s name, badge number and case file of inspections on all of Mike South’s shoots. Still waiting for my 400 dollars that I won in a bet that he made with me.

A look at Mike South’s website reveals a lot of what we’ve been talking about this week. Remember, that’s the website that has 10 times the amount of traffic that AdultFYI does. That’s about 1.4 million hits a month. Of course, he won’t provide any stats except for bullshit Alexa ratings. Mike either hasn’t figured out how to install Google Analytics, which will show this not to be the case, or he hasn’t because he knows that AdultFYI gets tons more traffic than he does and he will once again be exposed for the huckster that he is.

A lot of his message board posters came out this week and exposed themselves. Lurking Reader is a 50 year old grandmother from Ohio named Dorothy. Lacey Blake is a desperate housewife with a stuntman husband. Both of them have way too much time on their hands, as evidenced by the staggering number of posts from both of them during the month of March. Lacey posted almost 150 times and Dottie posted 215 times. We talked about Lacey here www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60340 Lacey Blake and Lurking Reader are now the sole contributing authors on Mike South’s website. He used to have Brooke Tyler, but she challenged Mike and was replaced by Lindsey Lovehands, who lasted two days. Now two squawking hausfraus remain. Mike South’s cheerleaders.

Let’s not forget Tim Tritch, who posts under the name jilted. Tim Tritch was involved in the last big outbreak of HIV in the business back in 2004. The last outbreak that didn’t involve bleeding penises, Public Disgrace, transsexuals and crossovers, that is. Tim Tritch is a creepy guy who makes cryptic posts about blood being spilled and dropping bombs on Porn Valley and singing Kenny Rogers songs. More on Timmy T. here www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60336

A post from Lurking Reader was up all day. I guess Mike’s out there working on a hot new scoop. I don’t think the hot scoop is him telling me about the Georgia OSHA inspector. Since he was outed as the biggest scumbag hypocrite ever in porn, all he has posted has been subterfuge. Press releases and weak rants about Free Speech Coalition doctors. It would be so simple to make this all go away and that is to produce tests for him and all of his bukkake boys. But he can’t because he doesn’t have them. He just continues to evade and hope it goes away and has his two desperate housewives from Retardville try to defend him with ridiculous assertions, like porn production is “technically legal” in Georgia because there’s no law saying it isn’t.

Mike South is lowlife piece of shit. He is even lower than Bill Margold. Bill Margold can’t defend himself. All he talks about is blacklisting people. Bill Margold tried to put us on blast three weeks ago and when we responded he ran and hid like a little girl. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60339 XRCO was begging for people to give then money for sponsorships. At the same time this was going on, Bill Margold put out a tweet asking if Tom Byron’s master would let him come to XRCO. XRCO is begging for money and Bill Margold is putting Tom Byron on blast and calling him a bitch. We tell them that not only will he attend, but we will bring some fazools for a sponsorship. Bill and Dirty Bob hemmed and hawed and instead of being men and saying that we don’t want you here, they make up every excuse in the book and when they’re called on it, just hurl insults.

Me and Tom Byron never wanted to go to the XRCO. You can wipe your ass with that show. It died when Tim Connelly was no longer involved with it. What we did was put them on blast when they attempted to challenge us. They tried to play cute and when we answered the call, they punked out like little bitches. I challenged Bill Margold to a debate months ago and he had our late friend Tony Biner present a bunch of ground rules. All of a sudden Bill Margold wants us to play by his rules on my show.

Bill Margold doesn’t want to hear the truth, like John Holmes was a piece of shit. Bill Margold hates that. But it’s the truth. We say Mr. Marcus is a piece of shit and Margold stands up for him. Mr. Marcus infected girls with syphilis and we have proof. John Holmes went to Europe and did movies when he had AIDS.

I challenge Bill Margold to present a letter refuting this. We’ll even post it, because we know nobody else gives a shit about you. Same thing with Mike South and the four anonymous people on his website besides the two desperate housewives of Loserville and Tim Tritch. We gotta imagine that one of the posters is attorney Marc Randazza. Marc Randazza was part of the Kurt Treptow pedophilia ring and when we started hitting on it, Mike South was one of the first ones to come to his defense. He even invented a story about an outbreak of super gonorrhea to deflect attention away from Randazza. Marc Randazza has banners on Mike South’s site, so Mike had to defend one of his dwindling advertisers.

Speaking of advertisers, if you look at the ad for attorney J.D. Odenberger, one of the lawyers in that firm is a man by the name of Reed Lee. And guess what? Reed Lee is part of Free Speech Coalition. In fact, he’s one of their board members. If you go to Odenberger’s site, there is an ad for Free Speech Coalition.

Think about this. Mike South is claiming that Christian Mann and Free Speech Coalition with help from Sean Tompkins and Michael “Devil Man” Whiteacre are running a smear campaign against him. He’s saying that Tompkins and Whiteacre are being paid to do hatchet jobs on him and destroy his good name. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60338 So people who give Mike South money to advertise are directly associated with people that Mike South is claiming are trying to ruin his reputation by using Devil Man Whiteacre and Sean Tompkins.

Makes a whole lotta sense, doesn’t it?

His bone of contention is that Diane Duke, Christian Mann and FSC are setting out to destroy him. He says that Christian Mann has been paying Devil Man and Tompkins to discredit Mike South. To brand him a criminal who uses untested talent in bukkakes. Oh, wait he does test for HIV with a store bought kit that is Georgia OSHA approved. No tests for chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis or hepatitis C, though. Because that would require dealing with the evil corrupt Free Speech Coalition and the PASS system. Apparently there are no other STD testing facilities in the backwoods of Georgia, so Mike South relies on his judgement and his faith that all of his bukkake boys are good decent gentlemen that couldn’t possibly carry STDs because he “knows them.” I’ll tell you this. Any girl who works with Mike South from this point forward had better watch out. Any girl who puts her mouth or pussy into the Mike South disease factory had better be prepared to be put on blast and ostracized from working in mainstream porn.

Let’s go through this again. Christian Mann and Free Speech Coalition have conspired with and are paying Sean Tompkins, Michael Whiteacre and The Real Porn Wikileaks to destroy Mike South and Tomkins and Whiteacre are running a smear campaign to discredit him to try to get a reputation off of his good name. This is what Mike South has said. This is indisputable.

So riddle me this. How is it that when you go to Mike South’s paid advertiser JD Odenberger’s site there is a Free Speech Coalition banner and one of the partners in the firm is Reed Lee, who also happens to be a Free Speech Coalition board member? Is Reed Lee part of this grand conspiracy to discredit you, Mike South?

The very people who are destroying Mike South and ruining his good name are also the people that are paying Mike South to advertise on his website. At least I think JD and Reed are paying him. Maybe the ad is a freebie, like he gives to Derek Hay and LATATA.

You need a fucking roadmap to navigate through all of Mike South’s bullshit. You know the show Keeping Up with the Kardashians? There should be a show called Keeping Up with Mike South. It’s him in a hillbilly trailer with all of his loser friends, Lacey Blake, Lurking Reader and Tim Tritch as the creepy neighbor. Other low life losers from the neighborhood stop by from time to time, like Marc Randazza and Julie Meadows. They all just hang out in the woods drinking moonshine and playing the fucking banjo with Mike South and The Bukkake Boys Band. In between sets, they make porno movies, cuz it’s all legal there in Georgia. Sometimes the OSHA compliance officer gets lost in the woods and can’t find his way to the hoedown. In one episode he gets raped by a drunken bukkake boy. In another, a paranoid Mike South gets kidnapped by aliens. The aliens are played by Sean Tompkins and Michael Whiteacre with special guest star Christian Mann as the evil alien overlord.

I’m telling ya, I think we’ve got a hit here.

As retarded as Keeping Up with the Kardashians is, you can’t get anymore retarded than the real life adventures of Mike South and his bullshit theories, claiming that there are these grand conspiracies against him. Free Speech Coalition has a sinister plot against him and one of his advertisers is a Free Speech Coalition board member. You just can’t make this shit up.

Tune in next week for another episode of Keeping Up with Mike South. Monday’s show will feature Mike South’s resident stupid cuntbag Grandma from Ohio, Lurking Reader aka Dottie.

Have a good weekend everybody. Y’all come back now, ya hear?

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