LA Weekly Report: Californians Love Asian Porn

This article is preaching to the choir. I told your months ago Asian porn is where it’s at.

from www.laweekly.com – California likes its porn like it likes its smart people — Asian.

A recent analysis of search terms on the website Pornhub shows that California is fairly clean-cut compared to the adult desires of other states. In Cali we go for “Asian” followed by “teen” followed by “massage.” Those are our top three (which in some cases could all lead to the same thing):

In the South, however, the terms get scarier and creepier. Mississippi, which has the longest average “visit duration” to the site, according to the analysis, is fond of these search terms: teen, creampie and MILF. (If you don’t know, don’t ask).

Number three in time spent is Arkansas (second is Hawaii). It likes creampie, lesbian and compilation.

We’re surprised “cousin” doesn’t turn up here.

Number four Alabama? Ebony, hentai (Japanese animated porn) and, yes, creampie, which is, apparently, a Southern specialty.

WTF, Deep South. You spend half your time telling the rest of America how to live, claiming the government’s too big, Obama’s a sham and the nation needs to return to its Christian roots.

But in your private hours you’re checking out black chicks and slutty moms, not to mention those pies.

Strangely, were’ proud to be a Californian right about now.

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