> Smelly Monkey writes about Lexington Steele on www.xxxporntalk.com: Now a lot of you know that Lex [pictured] and I aren’t exactly the closest people in the world, he has ruined 2 of my cars and 3 of my mailboxes along with my patience for black people, But i found this little gem from a few months back of big lex trying to pump himself up as the donald trump of porn.
“The biggest mistake people make is thinking of me as Lexington Steele the performer instead of Lexington Steele the entrepreneur.”
I think of him as neither, he can’t fuck worth a shit and hes missing a large chunk out of the head of his penis and the nigga is ugly,
“When I was growing up,” he said, “I wanted to be a businessman. I wanted to run a company. It so happens that a talent I have in another area has allowed me to be that businessman. But people forget that I was a broker as well. That’s a business. That’s a cutthroat business. When you’re at (brokerage) Oppenheimer the philosophy is ‘It’s OK if you don’t work, as long as you don’t mind not eating’.”
“No, but I had an epiphany about three months ago,” he said.
“I had been thinking it was time to get out of performing. Don’t get me wrong, I love having sex with beautiful young women, but I like being behind this desk more (and I can always have sex with beautiful young women). So I was driving up La Cienega and I passed these young guys doing construction at a Burger King. It was about 100 degrees out and they were doing construction on La Cienega Boulevard. I thought, ‘these guys should be out chasing pussy, and yet…’ So I decided right there to quit bitching about my job.”
Very deep lex, you inspire us all
> James N writes: david crawford/lord owes me $500 for PA work; wrote about it here i’ve yet to see payment and he keeps changing cell #’s. does anyone have his home address?
yes, this was in june. for a month, he kept calling me all fucked-up and crying, saying he’d pay me as soon as he took care of his vet bills. i was like, dave-is your dog more important than me eating? i don’t make that much scratch.
the next month, he kept asking me to PA again, saying he’d bully the female talent into doing some privates with me, so i stupidly said yes. never paid, neither were the chicks. he was so fucked up on pcp he actually put his hand through a monitor on the set, then while still profusely bleeding kept yelling something to us about him “being god”
>jojo writes: its a rather well known fact he beats his gf’s. last one i heard about was this chick who was sales person for private.
> blahhh 2000 writes on www.xxxporntalk.com: What’s up with lukeford.com? The site has been pretty much abandonded the last week or so. Anybody know whats up?
I’m a big fan of the site. Which is why I’m wondering what is up. No TMFR no Fayner, what the fuck?
>thevodguy writes: I’ve been wondering the same thing. They haven’t really had anything new in over a week, which is kind of strange. Even when they were on vacation they still posted shit. Ah well…
Who doesn’t enjoy the drug fueled rantings of Scott Fayner every once in a while…and the occasional nude pics of TMFR making pot brownies?
>zenman writes: People still read lukeford?!
>chickenmaster writes:This thread is homosexual in nature. hhfhhhoooaoommmymmoooossseeexxxxuunuuaaeallllr