If Matthew Paul Holder’s wife is a whore why did Monica Foster fail to make the cut?

Loser porn cameraman Matthew Paul Holder bounces around from one whore to the next and is rumored to have married a whore and had a kid with her. Of course consider the source. Monica Foster is up to her nerd glasses in debt after lying about a woman and calling her a prostitute so there is no proof that Holder’s wife is or was a whore. If she is, why didn’t things work out with his previous whore Foster/Alexandra Mayers? We would love to have been a fly on the wall when Matt walked out on her but since we weren’t there we will come up with some theories. There must have been a lot of drama and she must have screamed, cried and thrown things at him. It was probably a great show and we wish we had footage of it. Our theories:

1) Monica is a fag hag.

Holder doesn’t come close to looking like the effeminate homosexuals that Monica usually goes for. Queers like Ryan Driller and Nick East are what she prefers, Holder was an average looking loser camera man who was unshaven and had bad dental hygiene. It looks like he dressed like shit as well. Monica could go shopping at the mall with Ryan and Nick and have those fags hold her purse while she tried shit on and they probably could have given her fashion advice as well. Holder probably dropped her due to constant nagging about his appearance and poor clothing choices.

2) Family pressure.

Holder simply wouldn’t hear the end of it if he brought a black woman home. We will get called racist of course for saying this because it is not PC but we’re simply telling it like it is. Furthermore, Holder probably didn’t want mystery meat kids. When that happens the kid usually isn’t accepted by either race. This was a good move for everyone involved.

3. Monica is terrible in bed.

Men have needs. It is not likely that she could meet Matt’s needs as she is a lousy lay and we have seen that on film. How many times per week would a horny guy like Matt be getting it if he married Monica? We’re thinking about twice a month and she would probably be acting like she was doing him a favor even then. This simply won’t fly and a pervy guy like Matt went off to greener pastures.

4. Monica’s constant drama.

This goes for any woman but with Monica it is ten fold. Holder doesn’t need to come home from work and get shit from his nagging black wife. Monica would be a ball buster to live with or marry and god forbid any man ends up in that hell.

These are probably spot on but we are still trying to reach out to the man that we affectionately call “Matty.” He is our lovable loser here on FYI and we hope to bring him aboard to contribute. He did follow the Foster vs Randazza case closely so we know he lit up a big cigar when the case ended with Monica on the wrong end of the judgement. We are scouring North Hills, California for the man and we will see what we can do.

 

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