Monica Foster might actually leave her house at some point soon. Word is that she’s looking to do a bit of traveling, specifically a little camping. Have we got a place for her!
@alexandramayers I woke up today feeling great. Looking forward to doing a bit of traveling soon 🙂 I wonder who I’ll take with me… #MustLoveCamping
This won’t be a tough adjustment for her as she’s used to not showering or brushing her teeth and she’s also used to sleeping in the same clothes for days. Her admirers are mostly black winos or meth addicts that sleep on the streets every day, so living in a tent for a few days should be an easy adjustment for them also if she takes them with her.
Luckily for her, great camping is nearby – Underground in the tunnels below Las Vegas. She may even meet a nice young man that has no internet access and no way to research her embarrassing past. Things are looking up for our girl and we’re very excited for her!