Posted on www.howardstern.com: Gary then came into the studio and reported Howard’s next guest, the porn star, Paris Gables, was preparing for her appearance by pleasuring herself with a dildo in the greenroom. Gary added Paris promised she’d do anything on the air – including throwing up on Jeff the Vomit Guy and then eating it, as she was scheduled to do – which led Robin to wonder if there really was something she wouldn’t do. Will then told Robin that Paris wouldn’t have sex with midgets or animals. After Artie asked if there was such a thing as a “midget animal,” he said they should find one because it’d be Paris’ worst nightmare.

When Paris Gables came into the studio, she told Howard she was 23 years old, and that she chose her name because her “bosses” felt like she looked like Paris Hilton. Paris went on to acknowledge she does “extreme porn,” explaining she’s eaten her own vomit and drank her own urine on film. Paris then said she got the idea to be in porn when she attended college in Santa Barbara because she was allowed to be “super promiscuous” without being shunned for it.

Despite her career path, Will, who was in the studio in a haz-mat suit to block potential vomit ricochet, told Howard that Paris scored 1250 on her SATs. Paris confirmed that this was true, before explaining she once ate a handful of worms in a porno because she was playing a dog in the scene. However, Paris added she swallowed the worms whole and later threw them up so they could be released unharmed – because she loves animals.

When Howard asked Paris why she was drinking a Heineken so early in the morning, she told him it was because she was nervous and that she was still on California time, so it was really late at night instead. Paris also reported she pleasures herself an average of five times a day, although she did it only once yesterday because she was on a plane all day. Paris went on to admit she used to have sex with random guys, but she no longer engages in that practice out of fear for her health.

Howard noted that, with his Mohawk hair cut, Jeff the Vomit Guy had a different look this morning and commented that he resembled “a brain-damaged Vin Diesel.” Jeff replied that while he was never in great shape, he’s been working on exercising more to improve his appearance the best he could. Jeff then reported his vomiting fetish is shared by more people in Brazil than any other country and that he’d like to move there himself if he had the money to do so. Jeff then claimed he’s had the same girlfriend for eight years, but that they’re strictly platonic because she doesn’t share his interest in vomiting.

As Paris prepared to throw up on Jeff, Howard demanded that Gary remain in the studio for the bit because he was the person mostly likely to vomit by watching the stunt. After Paris mentioned she had pretzels, a granola bar, beer and some coffee this morning, Gary asked her to follow Jeff’s lead and get naked, which she did. Paris next stood over Jeff, put her fingers down her throat and threw up the salad she ate yesterday on the plane on him.

While Gary was describing what chunks of vegetables he saw on Jeff’s body, Richard ran in and proceeded to vomit on Jeff as well – while Jeff laughed. Richard then explained he was in his studio feeling sick watching Paris and Jeff on his television and thought Jeff might “want some extra for dessert.” Jeff responded by claiming he was heterosexual, but was nevertheless turned on by Richard’s vomit as well.