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Pornhub Makes Chad Johnson a $100,000 Offer

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from www.opposingviews.com – Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson’s life is basically in the crapper…

He was arrested for physically attacking his wife, his team the Miami Dolphins dropped him and VH1 cancelled his reality show… so what’s an unemployed woman beater to do?

Porn!

The online adult entertainment site, Pornhub.com, has sent Chad an offer to star in an exclusive video.

The site would like to have Chad and his wife Evelyn Lozada (the one he allegedly attacked) perform in a sex tape together!

“We are extending an offer to you and your beautiful wife Evelyn to create a ‘makeup’ sex video exclusively for use on our site,” states the offer.

So how much would the pay be for this “makeup” sex video?

$100,000! Not an amazing offer, but an offer none the less.

Well there you go, you beat your wife and you get a $100,000 deal to do porn… that’s the world we live in today.

August 14, 2012

Dear Mr. Johnson,

I hope this letter finds you well. First off, we would like to applaud you on the name change – although it’s not the one we initially had in mind as you might well remember.

Allow me to get down to the real reason I am reaching out to you on behalf of our company, Pornhub.com (the premier destination for online adult entertainment). Your recent misfortunes have caught our eye, and while we regret to learn about the hard luck that’s come your way, we would once again like to lend you a helping hand in your time of need.

In short, we are extending an offer to you and your beautiful wife Evelyn to create a “makeup” sex video exclusively for use on our site. As proof of your participation in the video, we would simply need you to film an introductory scene in which you and your wife state your names and intents for the camera. Once again, we believe that this partnership would truly be beneficial for both parties.

In return for your willingness to cooperate, we will gladly compensate you to the tune of $100,000.

Again, we truly appreciate your consideration of our offer and look forward to the possibility of working together soon.

All the best,

Corey Price

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