Porno Dan Lands in the Rob Black Dog House in One Bark; Porno Dan, You Wash Your Balls in a Warehouse, Says Black

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Like Rob Black told Alana Evans the other night that she should go to the college of Shut The Fuck Up, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=59461 performer Scott Lyons and Porno Dan just got a crash course in what that means.

Black said he was amazed that Lyons, who he’s known for umpteen years, is that retarded that he’d listen to ignorant people.

“It amazes me that I’m irrelevant, a joke, a non-factor, that no one listens to me, but I was anointed with some special powers not even sheriff Lee Baca has,” said Black.

“About 10 pm Thursday night- I found about it and was laughing my balls off. I get a call from the great Scott Lyons. One of the few people I actually let communicate with me. He’s like, ‘hey man, I just want to tell ya that when you send cops to Porno Dan’s set make sure I’m not there.’

“’The set got raided today and Porno Dan told everyone you called the cops. I’m just sayin’ don’t call them when I’m there.’

“I said, ass-fuck, I’m on the air from 12 to 3. I’m then on the air from 8 to 10. I talk about how I’m the president of the business, and the eye that’s watching over you. Hey, retard, don’t you think if I called the police and Cal/OSHA that I would be talking about it?

“I’m completely flattered. I guess Zed South doesn’t set the agenda. I guess The Rob Black Show, www.therobblackshow.com really sets The Agenda. I got power because Porno Dan says so. Porno Dan, don’t you think I would have done that? Scotty the retard must be friends with Porno Dan the retard.

“If I had the power to call Cal/OSHA and they’d walk on down I’d be marching them everywhere and would be bragging about it.

“I could have taken all the credit for the raid- look, everybody, what I did. But I won’t take credit for something I didn’t do. It burns my balls that I didn’t know about this. It burns my balls that he [Porno Dan] got fucking pinched. Jesus, it would have been a marvelous bit. I could brag- hey, everybody, did you see the power I got. But that would be a lie and I don’t want to lie. I want to gain the trust of the industry by being truthful.

“Porno Dan, you have rats running all over your operation. Here’s the scenario- Mike South, Derek Hay, Free Speech once again fucked up. Scott Lyons tells me I don’t care what you have with Porno Dan, just don’t call the cops when I’m there. He goes I know Porno Dan and Porno Dan knows things so why would he say you sent the cops. I go, wow, okay, retard, do you understand that syphilis is a big thing?

“So nobody even stopped shooting. That’s the best part because all the talent was told it [the Clover story] was a false-positive. That’s the disturbing thing out of all this. Unbelievable. I said do you understand that the true authorities in our business are telling two different stories about syphilis and you’re telling me it’s nothing? That’s amazing.

“Next week we have huge meetings that involve spot checks,” Black said.

“I told you months ago regulation was coming. There is going to be a UAWA, www.uawa.org

“There are going to be parameters set up to treat us like American workers in society. I got a lot bigger things to do then run around and get information on Porno Dan when I know everything about him.

“Porno Dan lives works and operates off of DeSoto Avenue. Porno Dan shoots at Bill Fox’s then pays my third party who is their landlord. If I wanted to call the cops, I could call them every day for the fact that you live in the building. Every day Porno Dan does his little exercise walk around the building.

“Since Porno Dan wants to tell everyone I call cops on him, Porno Dan knows better because we would see him every day and sit there and laugh at him. We would smoke medical cannibis- ‘who’s that retard walking around?’ Porno Dan.

“He lives in a unit? I thought he was a big shot. Porno Dan for about two years we looked at you every day. Porno Dan, you loser, by opening your mouth you’re on radar, motherfucker- the night you were drunk at XBiz and you butted into a conversation I had with Ron Jeremy. I said who the fuck are you and we literally walked away.

“You’re a jackoff and the best part is you got hit again. And you’re telling everybody it was me. The guy who loves to brag and say I’m the boss is going to send Cal/OSHA over to you? And I’m not going to talk about it at all? Guess what, Porno Dan, I didn’t do it.

“Now, motherfucker you are on my radar, bitch. I’m going to track every motion that you do. When the UAWA is formed this is what’s going to happen. I’m going to make sure that you’re on the top of the list to make sure you’re the first person to be inspected on random spot checks. You are on the radar, and Scott Lyons made sure that you’re on the map. Give a big hand to Scott Lyons.

“Porno Dan, I want you and everyone who works for you to know- your life is going to be fucked with. Thank Scott Lyons because insignificant Rob Black is on the case. Now, Porno Dan, you are the first drone.

“As the UAWA forms and works with city officials and Cal/OSHA- maybe I’m prematurely anticipating what’s going to happen- but as it gets formed and the UAWA takes part of the burden off the spot checks and the UAWA takes part of the financial responsibility you will see things start to clean up and change.

“When syphilis broke out, Mike South reported that Cal/OSHA was coming. Everybody knows that the basic question was there is a law on the books that if you shoot in Los Angeles, you need to wear a condom. Nobody’s enforcing it and none of the studios are using condoms.

“Everyone took a wait and see approach. The next disease? Game, set, match. It shows that condoms aren’t being used. Porno Dan’s been busted already. The complex he’s in- everybody knows- Bill Fox shoots there.

“There ya go big mouth. They’re next to Wicked. The politicians already know where to go. You guys got your first taste of what’s going to happen all the time.

“You’re going to have a union and a health dept. breathing down everybody’s back. You blew it that day when Bryn Pryor and everybody cat called, booed and made one of the ladies at Cal/OSHA almost cry. ‘We’re porno, we’re outlaws, so we can do whatever we want and if you’re opposed, fuck you.’

“At that meeting everyone told Cal/OSHA go fuck themselves. No one learned from TT Boy when Cal/OSHA bullied TT Boy out. He moved away; he laughed at everybody and that’s it. TT Boy had the money, the wherewithal and the foresight to see that the DVD business is dead. TT Boy got out and moved.

“He didn’t need to be in the Valley any more. Everyone let TT Boy hang out to dry. Now everybody’s getting what they deserve. Everyone’s broke. I applaud TT Boy. I always got along with him since I got into the business.

“You have now a business in free fall and Porno Dan has been on the radar from Day One. We now have another syphilis outbreak- the question is am I irrelevant or do I have the power of God? Porno Dan is saying I have a hit squad and when I get information I then call my hit squad, then that’s it and they rush in.

“Or, whoever’s on the set would call me and tell me have your people come. Then I call the city and they roll down there and bust you. If it’s a person on the inside it must be Scott Lyons.

“Porno Dan, you are a nothing nobody that is now number one on my hit list. But if I have a hit squad I know where you live. You people forget who the fuck I am. Every single day if I wanted to I could roll up there, donkey punch you, pull your pants down, have Tom Byron anally rape you; flip you over and have Tony Byner put his asshole in your mouth to toss his salad.

“If I’m going to be on cop patrol there’s bigger fish to fry than Porno Dan. I would be sending people to every Evil Angel set left and right, to Francesa Le and Mark Wood’s every single day.

“I would have my hit squad sitting outside John Stagliano’s Malibu mansion so they could get him for assault. You wash your balls in a warehouse. You are a bum. You exercise by walking laps around a building where Wicked parks their truck. You are a loser and you and Scott Lyons play with your pee pees figuring out the rat.

“Before now you were the furthest from my mind. But you are a bitch who should never have opened his mouth. Porno Dan, you are so on the radar it hurts me right now. Before John Stagliano was top of the radar; Evil Angel, top of the radar. You were minus on the scale of priorities but since you opened your fucking mouth, you are numero uno.

“Make sure you have workmens comp; make sure you have everything a shooting studio operating out of Los Angeles would have- make sure you’re so compliant- when Cal/OSHA comes around you better be so fucking compliant.

“Porno Dan, there is going to be violation after violation on you if you do one thing wrong, you punk. You want to talk? You just got an earful. You have a rat inside your organization that thinks you’re a douche. You have me up your ass but you still have a rat.

“Porno Dan you played your cards wrong. You thought Rob Black was your man. But your rat got to me, and you’ve now incited me. You’ve always been a douche bag loser, but I thought nothing of you. But you played your cards wrong. Your first problem is you’re from Canada where they like hockey. You even play football on a field bigger than ours. It’s stupid.

“So Porno Dan you executed your move pretty fucking wrong. That move was ‘Rob Black called the police on me. It’s Rob Black.’

“Then, Porno Dan, you incite me by yelling fire in a crowded movie theater- I’m seeing my entire enjoyment blasted and now your false alarm, oh, you’re going to have to pay. It’s my life mission to trample on you. But you still got a problem because you still have a rat.

“You gave me a laugh knowing you got your balls fucked and you are now on my radar. It’s my life’s mission when the UAWA is formed and coordinated that you are the number one person on that fucking radar. The other problem you got? You actually still have a rat now. You have somebody among you blowing the whistle on everything you do.

“You got me going up your ass. Every day I’m going up your ass and you got a rat, still. Have you figured out yet who the fucking rat is yet?

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