We don’t know why Christianxxx Christian Michael Wians does this to himself. He’s so bad at triathlons but he continues trying and keeps doing damage to his joints that will have him needing knee and hip replacement among other surgeries as he gets deeper into middle age. Maybe he thinks it will cancel out the potential HIV that he has or that he will inevitably get from bareback sex with trannies.
Today: Ironman Maryland.
How slow can he go? Track him on ironmanlive.com
He routinely has been finishing among the bottom quarter of finishers. This is not the treadmill at 24 Hour Fitness and mostly all these people are better athletes than he is. At least he is a great athlete in his own mind and compared to the little 5’0 105 lb female porn performers he routinely issues challenges to at the gym and over Twitter.