Porn Valley- I had a free association chat with Skeeter Kerkove Friday night. It wasn't so much an interview as a check list of items (*) Skeeter wanted to get off his chest. And it was clearly obvious that Belladonna and posters on ADT were largely on his mind. Skeeter says his main reason for calling was the legal travails of Joe Francis who's ben threatened with jail time for contempt of court.

"It got me so mad when I read it, I was on fire," said Skeeter.

* "Joe Francis refused to surrender. I refused to surrender one time- I even told the police you come and get me because I fucking didn't do it. I'm tired of this. I'm not spending any more money and if you guys got the balls to come here with a news crew, you will see that you're arresting an innocent man. In court later on, Van Damage fixed it."

[Skeeter's referencing a police raid conducted at his house during an Otto Bauer shoot. Skeeter wasn't home at the time the movie was being shot but the police nevertheless were trying to nail Skeeter on a permit issue. The matter was subsequently dropped.]

* Skeeter recalls a time in the beginning of Otto Bauer's career when he sent Bauer packing from a shoot because Otto couldn't perform and was blaming it on indigestion from cranberry juice. Instead, Skeeter called in Johnny Thrust to fill in and annointed him with the name "Bad Bob."

"I told Otto you got to get your pills right to keep that dick hard. You can't fuck around. That was the first day I hired him through Mark Spiegler." Skeeter continues to say that he's mad about getting ripped off by Otto.

* Why can Belladonna breaks Kelly Wells' jaw? Hospitalize her- and lie to her? If Max and I did that to a girl we'd most definitely be in prison for 20 years. Why does Belladonna get a pat on a back and a bonus for breaking Kelly Wells jaw? It happened. It's not a lie. It was broken. Kelly Wells' jaw was broken, not fractured. It took over $50,000 of surgery to fix. While Belladonna's worthless, over weight, skin-condition husband was trying to convince Kelly Wells- oh, there's nothing wrong. We'll give you $2,000 and you'll be okay. The girl's crying. She demanded to go to the hospital as her jaw hung down. How did they cover this up? I want to know.

"Why is Max such a bad guy for 'peeing' when Belladona is pissing in everybody's mouth, beating the girls, hurting them, making them cry, some of them run away. Why is Max different? I got a problem with this and I'll say it- I love Max Hardcore. And these fags on ADT put him down and say who watches this stuff- you cocksucking, motherfuckers, while you're worshipping Erik Everhard because he's with Jules Jordan whose storylines look like Jim Powers. Why does Jim Powers always have a storyline? Because in his heart he says I want a reason for the sex."

* Roger T. Pipe is so in bed with Jules Jordan. Jules is like 120 pounds and smaller than most transsexuals. Roger T. Pipe will go, oh, oh, the girl's walking around with a butt plug in her butt, they're clearly stealing from Jules Jordan. No they're not. Clearly 38 directors did it before little Jules Jordan did. Little Jules Jordan copied them. Quit saying Pat Myne is copying Jules Jordan. Pat Myne fucked in front of the camera before Jules Jordan did. Little Jules Jordan learned from John Stagliano. That's what's creating Jules Jordan Video. It's going to be bigger than Evil Angel and it will be. Jules Jordan will annihilate Evil Angel. It will because he learned everything, but he's not going to have the ego like poor Johnny.

* Poor Johnny has gotten so obsessed with his ego in Las Vegas [backing Fashionistas] that his own beat up house which is half the size of my home, has leaks coming in through the kitchen because all that money goes to Las Vegas. True story, I was there. Literally water coming in the kitchen. If I had water coming in my garage, I'd be appalled and pay anything to have it fixed over night."

* One time Roger T. Pipe who sucks Jules Jordan's pipe gave this great review about a girl named Teagan [Presley]. I called up my best friend Derek [from LA Direct] and cancelled her because I told Derek I don't think this girl Teagan can provide the type of hardcore scene that I want. And he agreed- because he's the king. And at the time Mike Sullivan was his partner who is a multi, multi millionaire from MeatCash. That was my opinion of Teagan. She couldn't keep up with my movie. There isn't a director in the world who would have cancelled her. Not one. I'm the only person who ever cancelled Teagan. I felt she couldn't keep up with the pace. I heard a story about her from my wife that convinced me I made the right decision.

"My movies are about smoking, fetish, taking it over the top anal. Not about some young girl that people can fantasize as something new in their life. My movies aren't about that. Ever."

* I don't see why Max can do this "alleged" crystal clear pee and Belladonna gets around it and they call it squirting. Nobody can be that retarded except people at ADT. How retarded can you be? Don't you find it that everything Bono reviews from Evil Angel and Jules Jordan video gets a perfect review for five straight years? I got a problem with that. You tell me that every movie is perfect? That ain't the way it is. I fuck up on my movies and so does everybody else. Not everything's perfect. What is this Bono giving perfect reviews all the time? Just because everyone knows to send it to him and kiss his ass and tell him how handsome he is with his grotesque mustache?

"Anyway, Max is not peeing on anybody. He's squirting. And I squirt and we all squirt so no more putting Max down on ADT. I am tired of those people villainizing him, attacking him. I am fed up with their criminal activities against him while Belladonna beats women, slaps them into absolute degradation and submission with Tricia Devereaux and John backing it."

* Skeeter recalls advice he got from Jim Powers in 2002. Powers told him to stay under the radar.

"This was the day Ashley Blue was in her first two weeks of permforming. I told her, hey, girl, keep doing shit like that, give me a little bit more, I'll hire you ten times more. Which I did. I kept my word. Ashley Blue told the story in numerous interviews afterwards where I told her she'll either be Female Performer of the Year or AVN's Best New Starlet."

* Let me tell you the girls I've said that to who said it on the Internet- Ashley Blue, Bridgette Herkove, Audrey Hollander and Hillary Scott. All four girls have gone on the record and talked about me. Look at Hillary the first twenty times I shot her. I shot her 15 times before Jim Powers did. I knew she had what it took. I always knew. I had an interview an hour before she won AVN Female Performer of the Year. I knew why I was getting the phone call. I knew she was going to win the award. I called her and told her she would win the award.

"I had guys like Mandingo slaughter her on the set- but it was done in a loving way. Hillary and I also kicked back and watched the Discovery Channel together. I told her rub your clit- very man, every woman in the world has a fantasy. No matter what that fantasy is, you can find it. And when you're getting stretched, that's what you think of. And that's how you can go farther in the business and knowing that the financial reward you'll get is there."

* I was reading on an Aurora Snow back at LA Direct Models thread on ADT- for godssakes- those Nazis. They were comparing Aurora to Bridgette. First of all, you can't. They said Bridgette's been in the business eight years and Aurora's been in the business only six. That's true about Aurora- she has performed for over six straight years. Bridgette gave the business three and a half years. That was it- as a performer on screen. During that time nobody can touch the amount of sex scenes she did. Nobody. And they never will. Nobody can keep up that pace because they don't have an over the top suitcase pimp like me.

"I know Jenna Jameson's pimp made her more money than I made Bridgette. I admit to that. But I was the pimp about the best sex ever. Not about the most money. Who's better at that? Jay Grdina is. I know that. From one convicted felong to another- because as you know, we're just two scumbags who are convicted felons. Except his convictions are a lot newer and fresher than mine. At least that's the way I understand it."

* Chuck Martino was a good-looking handsome man who loved cocaine.

* I owe 90% of my career to you, and Bridgette owes her entire career to you to let people know, hey, this girl got her first AVN review in June of 1999. She held the [Best New Starlet] award in her hand in January of 2000. Why? Because she did 203 movies- who let people know that? Gene Ross. Yeah, she took the biggest black nigger dick in porn. She's the only girl who did Lexington Steele, Mandingo, Byron Long, Jake Steed and Marc Anthony at the same time. Belladonna would have run from something like that. Ran away- wah-wah-wah. But Bridgette did it while weighing 102 pounds. And these same people at ADT tried to compare her to Aurora. You know what? You ADT cocksucking, motherfuckers.

"Look at Mandingo and look at Lexington Steele. You see over two feet of black penis and you ain't even begun the fight yet because next tyou have Marc Anthony cracking down your throat and Jake Steed and Byron Long waiting in line. So don't compare her to Aurora or this trick Belladonna. Because Bridgette took the bats, the chopsticks, the double anals, the triple anals before these girls entered porn. So stop it. No more getting obsessed over a young girl look or a grostesque tattoos look. Bridgette did it first."

* In January, 1999 Bridgette worked for Al Borda. God he was such a little, cute fat man. A guy named Jon Strong was fairly new to the game at the time. There was a sassy little tart named Pat Myne. And there was Guy DiSilva- an older, mulatto mix of insanity but a real true stud, a lover of love. And there was this other nondescript white guy. I got this idea- let's not d.p. Bridgette, let's double anal her. And Jon Strong looked at me with his eyes wide open. What do you mean? I'm telling the cameraman we're going to put two dicks in her butt at the same time. I go not real quick but on and on. Everbody pulls the train- double anal, double anal. Just fuck her up real good. She needs two dicks in her butt. The other guys are going we've never done that before.

"They're going isn't that gay? I go, no, we do it because it's wrong. Nobody would do that to a woman. Two dicks in a bottom at the same time. Over and over and over. The name of the movie is Gangbang Bitches No. 23, Plum Productions. Al Borda wasn't even on the set and he was the director. I kicked him off his own set. I told him I'd throw him off the balcony. True story. He left and his production assistant was Sherry."

* You'll remember her- later on somebody very famous [TT Boy] got accused of raping her on a set. She became a big wig at VCA and she had control, brother. God, the movies she got Bridgette were unbelievable. And the pay she got her? Whoa! All I remember is that for every $2500 Bridgette got we kicked her back $200. Remember there were no Belladonnas or Aurora Snows or Hillary Scotts at the time. Only Bridgette. There was no competition. Bridgette had every gig from every company."

* There was this company called West Coast Productions- they found this new guy, Jack Napier. They wanted to know if any tiny white girl could take this guy all the way in the butt. There was this sassy tart named Mark Spiegler who said I know one girl. Every hole you got, she'll take it balls deep then do ATM then ask for more."

"This guy named James who drove a cadillac at the time who later got grotesquely rich with his Bentley said bring her on. I drove her to that hotwel off of Topanga and that's where Jack Napier did his first anal scene with a white gitl. And her name is Bridgette Kerkove. And he says on video I can't believe she can take it all. Bridgette just rubbed her clit and said I need more. But that was in the old days before these guys got more hard and tougher and there weren't so many agents then."

* Two days later Mike Kovacs who's a brilliant genius on the marketing of a boxcover but not a sex scene- he found out about Jack napier and Bridgette doing the scene and he hired Bridgette to do scenes two days in a row with the Jack Napier penis. Who cares if it's not hard 90% of the time? He shot it for Leisure Time."

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