Sean Looks at The Week of 4/8/2012 in Review; Jenna's Annual Income Figures Prompt The Seka Mathematical Institute Award
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J. Edgar Hoover Creep of the Week award goes to former teacher, Eric Justin Toth, aka David Bussone.
This creep made the FBI’s Top Ten list replacing some guy named Osama bin Laden. Toth's wanted by the Feds for possession of child pornography in Washington DC and in Maryland for production of child pornography.
"Although Eric Toth has not murdered anyone and he is not an international terrorist, that does not mean he isn't dangerous."
"We are very concerned that he may be in contact with other children, so we are asking for the public's assistance to help us capture him," FBI Agent Maguire added.
The FBI hopes adding Toth to the most wanted list and offering a reward of up to $100,000 will bring in new tips and lead to his arrest.
The Ty-D Bowl award goes to former Arkansas head football coach, Bobby Petrino.
Bobby was fired this week for lying to officials about an affair he was having with a former volleyball hottie hired on his staff [yeah, I bet she was on his staff] and deceit involving a motorcycle accident.
Acting like a dumbass resulted in Bobby flushing his $21 million contract down the toilet. That hits home considering divorce lawyers and child support for four kids isn’t cheap.
The Jackie Chiles Attorney at Law award goes to former porn attorney, Kenneth J. Ford.
Back in 2010 Kenny filed more than 22,000 "John Doe" lawsuits in 2010 against people across the country, accusing them of downloading super-raunchy films like Teen Anal Nightmare 2 and Juicy White Anal Booty 4 from the Internet. An irritated chief federal judge in West Virginia eventually "severed" all of Kenny's file-sharing cases to a single defendant, hobbling this mass litigation strategy and essentially ending such cases in the state.
That setback didn’t slow Kenny down.
On Monday, Kenny allegedly admitted to West Virginia State Police Cpl. J.M. Walker that he forged the Berkeley County Family Court order because his client, identified in records as Kevin Pittsnogle, was "bugging him about doing (his) job."
"When questioned further, Mr. Ford indicated he was able to forge the court order because he had a previous court order signed by Judge William T. Wertman and Berkeley County Circuit Court assistant Vicki Robinson. Mr. Ford advised he cut and pasted the signatures and used a photocopier to produce the counterfeit court order," records show.
Now, poor Kenny, faces multiple felony charges of false pretense no longer can practice law in West Virginia, according to a state Supreme Court of Appeals order.
The Seka Mathematical Institute award goes to the Indian online magazine Bold Sky Limitless Living.
These wizards published a story which listed what they claim are the richest porn stars in the world and their annual incomes.
For example, they came up with some cockamamie idea that Jameson knocks down $30 million a year. Tera Patrick? Just shy of $30 million a year. I’m sure this’ll come as a surprise to Digital Playground, but the article claims that Jesse Jane knocks down a cool $8 million. Oh, and Hillary Scott? A poultry $1 million a year.
Okay, after doing some research I realized what these Indian blockheads did.
That $30 million dollar figure for Jenna Jameson came from a story in 2005 that estimated revenues of Club Jenna were that amount. Profits where half that total. As we all know she and her ex-husband, Jay Grdina, sold out to Playboy since then. So, class, can anyone tell me what she is doing NOW that would generate $30 million a year in income?
As for Tera Patrick, there isn’t anything I could find that would suggest she made $30 million this year, last year, or total for her entire life.
Oh, but Hillary Scott banking a million a year? The million dollar figure came up way back in 2007 when she claimed on Howard Stern’s radio show that she signed a $1 million contract with SexZ Pictures over 4 years. BTW, is SexZ Pictures even in business?
Bold Sky Limitless Living should be awarded for writing pure fiction.
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