Rob Black Is The King Of The Porn Pundits

People ask me, “Rob, why do you talk about the other adult websites?”

I tell them that we are like political commentary shows that are on cable TV on stations like MSNBC, CNN and Fox. Shows like Rachel Maddow, Chris Matthews, Bill O’Reilly or Sean Hannity. They talk to people who have a view opposite of theirs and attempt to dispel their bullshit.

We are also like The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. Jon Stewart will pick out something that Fox News has done and use comedy to show that what they are saying is ludicrous.

But all of these shows are on cable. People like O’Reilly and Hannity were upset when Stephen Colbert landed the gig as Letterman’s replacement. Colbert’s show on Comedy Central skewered those guys by imitating them and making them look like fools. Now Colbert would have a national audience that lower income people who can’t afford cable would be able to watch and they would get a view that was different than what Rush Limbaugh was able to deliver on the radio for 5 hours a day for free.

Our show is basically a political program infused with comedic elements. We talk about things going on in the world, but we also talk about the inner workings of the adult business, which is where we are from. Now, all over the internet world, there are different venues where you get information about the adult business. We have people based in LA, like AVN and XBIZ, people like Mike South who are based in Georgia. Sites like Luke is Back which is run by Kelli Roberts in Texas, The Real Porn Wikileaks, which is run by Sean Tompkins and is based in Texas. You have all these different sites and you have to look at them as this is CNN, this is Chris Mathews, that is Rachel Maddow, that’s Rush Limbaugh. Everyone has a different view and different talking points. You could have one issue like condoms or crush videos or the XRCO Awards show and have a bunch of different opinions and different coverage of that issue.

On its face, I would consider our show like Rush Limbaugh, which is still the biggest political show out there today. He’s on 5 hours a day and is somebody who is very influential in shaping politics. We are the voice that is out there the most and is heard the loudest without the right wing nutjub slant of Limbaugh. The show that cuts through all the bullshit. We have the size and the voice of a Limbaugh, where we talk for 5 hours a day and our website gets the most traffic based on server stats. Forget that Alexa rating bullshit. I challenged Mike South to refute this, server stats to server stats, but he won’t. Just like he’s never answered the question about having Georgia OSHA inspectors on his sets.

This show has the most reach, so we talk about XBIZ, we talk about AVN and we talk about Mike South. That’s exactly what we’re supposed to do. This is a political show. We’re not sitting here putting up press releases from porn companies and media events to jerk ourselves off. We’re not AVN, we’re not XBIZ and we’re not Mike South. We’re not gonna put up a press release up about Evan Stone’s comedy tour at Paladino’s. We’re not gonna do what everyone else does. We’re not gonna do a report about Chase Bank dropping porn stars like AVN, XBIZ and Mike South did. Not gonna do a bunch of stories about Belle Knox like AVN, XBIZ and Mike South did. We’re not gonna do three versions of the same story.

We might talk about Belle Knox, but we’re gonna talk about it in the larger context of other porn girls who claim to be college educated with diplomas. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60354 Remember that word diplomas. It’s one thing to take a college class or two, it’s another to walk out of that college with a degree with your name on it that you hang on your wall. Something that says. “Congratulations. You just finished four years at our university and here’s the paperwork to prove it. Now go get a job in corporate America.” We’ll do a story about Belle Knox that is a piece of a bigger story, but we’re not gonna run a press release like Mike South, AVN and XBIZ. And we’re not gonna run a story that’s full of bullshit lies that we attribute to an “anonymous source” like Mike South does.

People who claim that what we post are lies have yet to dispute what we’ve said with facts. They never say this is a lie because of this or because of that. Because what we say are not lies. It’s the truth. People will say they’re lies because the truth fucking hurts. People hate that. Mike South has said that all we do is produce inaccuracies and lies. OK, what? What are lies? When Mike South prints something that is a lie, we say this is a lie and this is why it’s a lie. Same thing with AVN and XBIZ. Why is it asking too much to ask these people to give us the same respect and point out what lies we tell and what is the truth?

Every site has their core group of people that go to them every day and most of them go to all the sites at least once. Some go to other sites more often because they know that there’s gonna be something entertaining or insightful. They know they are gonna get something more interesting to read than a bunch of press releases about sex toys and compilation videos. The only site that gives them that is our site.

So when you hear us talk about Mike South or an article in AVN or XBIZ, that’s what our fucking show is about. Our show is not about bringing on some girl and talking about her new breast implants or her latest movie from Elegant Angel. Who fucking cares? There are lots of shows like that and they all suck. Rarely do they have anything interesting, like when Vivid Radio announced a director’s roundtable discussion and nothing was ever reported on it, probably because it never happened. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60369 It wasn’t reported on because it never came off or it was just a bunch of dribbling bullshit.

Our show isn’t about dribbling bullshit. We had Will Ryder on the program the day after he won his big awards at XRCO. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60356 That night, Tom Byron wrote up the story, it went up and the next day tons of people commented about how great the story was. It was a real interview. It was entertaining. That’s what we do. That is why we talk about these people and what they do other than report on press releases.

When we talk about them, other sites are influenced by what we say. I can give you example after example, from AVN mislabeling Jack Hammer as dead porn star Cal Jammer and them correcting the picture after we ran a story on it www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60271 to us writing a story about Brad Armstrong and Jessica Drake and within a day AVN runs a story about them to pump them back up because Rob Black made them look silly www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60355 to Mike South putting up a story to explain his article about killing animals for sexual gratification. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60361

We do on this show is exactly what we’re supposed to do and that is to challenge these morons and out these imbeciles so that they have to respond to their actions. I’ll give you another example. When Andi Anderson announced her return to the business and was back to taking it up the ass and getting loads in her face, the press release that she put out completely sidestepped the issue of her going to Pink Cross and denouncing the industry and talking about how doing porn made her want to commit suicide. We did an article about how this. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60326 A few weeks later, AVN did a story about former Pink Cross disciple Nadia Styles also returning to porn. But this article was a long detailed piece that explained her affiliation with Pink Cross and it was done basically to fend off what Rob Black would say if they didn’t address the Pink Cross issue. We still did a story about it, www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60357 but the sting was lessened because Peter Warren and AVN actually did their due diligence and reported all of the facts behind her return. We actually helped Nadia Styles’ return to the business by forcing her handlers to more carefully strategize her comeback. Now that’s it all out there and she’s addressed the Pink Cross issue, she doesn’t have to say any more about it. End of story. I respect that.

I also respect the fact that Peter Warren and the handlers of Nadia Styles smartened the fuck up and listened to Rob Black and they acknowledged that I am the pied piper, the drum beater and I am the voice of this business. If people would just listen to it a little more, the industry as a whole would be in a better place.

I never claimed to be the smartest, I never claimed to be educated like all the other people out there. But I am the most political and PR savvy person in this business. Nobody’s better at speaking than me, nobody’s better at breaking down an argument than me and nobody’s better at convincing the other side than me. I am the best. Hands down.

So this show is about taking all of these motherfuckers and taking some of them to the backwoods and beating them with a stick until they cry for mercy and taking others and educating them and making them do a better fucking job. Giving them some talking points when they are fighting the other side. Arming them with knowledge.

I hope this explains why I talk about Mike South, AVN and XBIZ all the time. I talk about Mike South more because he tells the biggest lies. I said this before, Mike South is Stupid Hitler www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=60358 Remember Hitler’s motto: “If you tell a big enough lie and you tell it frequently enough, it will be believed.” Mike South is Stupid Hitler because the lies he tells are so fucking ludicrous that they can easily be disproved. His lies are so easily proven lies that he can’t promote them as truth no matter how often he tells them. He is Stupid Hitler.

AVN and XBIZ just puts out press releases and propaganda for companies. You can’t really attack them, they are just doing the company’s bidding. The companies are the ones giving them the news. But Mike South is the propaganda and the newspaper. He is the guy who is spewing out the lies. He’s been doing this for almost two decades, but everybody’s been too scared to say anything, because they didn’t want him to write bad things about them.

Well guess what? I’m here to make sure he doesn’t get away with it anymore. So everybody who used to be afraid of this asshole can now not be afraid of this asshole. Other people have tried to speak out against him, but nobody has been able to reach the people like I do, the voice has never gone to the masses like mine has, and frankly, nobody is better at it than I am.

This is what I do. If I wasn’t in porn and followed the path that I should’ve, I would’ve been in politics. I would’ve been the Democrat version of Ted Cruz. I would’ve been the crazy Democrat that they would’ve talked about running in 2016 and people would’ve said, “Rob Zicari can’t run, it’s Hillary Clinton’s time!” And I would’ve said, “No, it’s MY time!” And they would’ve come to me and said, “OK, what do we have to do to not have you invoke a civil war in the Democratic Party?” And I would’ve said, “Well, I wanna be Secretary of State. Actually, I wanna be Vice President.” That’s what Rob Zicari would’ve been.

Instead, I’m standing here talking about people who make jack off movies.

There ya go, guys.

Touché.

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