Rob Black: Stormy Daniels Has Got to Have The World’s Greatest Pussy

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Baseball Hall of Famer Ted Williams is known as Teddy Ballgame. So I feel Rob Black who pissed symbolically on his AVN Hall of Fame award [though not literally] should be known as Robbie Radio from now on.

Robbie Radio, www.therobblackshow.com who helms the afternoon asylum name dropped unabashedly and threw some music trivia out there noting that John Otto the drummer for Limp Bizkit dates porn performer Courtney Taylor and that Stormy Daniels is married to Glendon Crain, former drummer for The Hollywood Undead.

Black mentioned there was some connection involving Crain and porn director Axel Braun.

“Axel Braun despises the Vivid empire, but knows how to play the game,” said Black.

“He knows how to make a half a million dollars and puts himself in the position where he’s the rock god.”

Black said he could do with some influential friends who’ll finance porn movie projects and maybe take him out for a good meal at Spago’s, not the two-for-one at Sizzler. Black said most of his friends now are Pizza Hut employee losers except those who own weed stores that treat him like Norm at Cheers and would come to bail him out if the occasion warrants.

Except Black kept calling Glendon Crain, “Brendan.”

Black recalled how he was going to put “Brendan” in a Superman porn movie but couldn’t cast him because Braun said Crain had giant ear holes and Superman can’t have giant ear holes.

“Brendan and I talked back and forth. He didn’t know who I really was. I said you should go talk to your old lady, and you might hear evil stories. And I never heard from him again. But I didn’t know he was the Hollywood Undead guy.”

“Stormy Daniels must have the greatest fucking pussy in the world to make a motherfucker, a real musician to leave a band. That’s the ultimate pussy. She has the greatest pussy in the world. The kid left the band for that pussy.” Black suspects he’d never be allowed near the guy because he’d try to talk “Brendan” back into music.

Black relayed another story about former contract girl Jasmin St. Claire.

“Jasmin St. Clair was with us, and she dated the drummer from Slayer. She dated the drummer who took the place of Dave Lombardo for two records.

“These are all guys I could be friends with, but I guess I’m a jack off. She dated Paul Bostaph, and she’s in the office asking me, “When’s our next show- Ventura and San Bernardino. Is it alright if my boyfriend comes he’s the new drummer of Slayer.”

When Black heard that, he told his wrestling minions to run the show, and “I’m going to hang out with the drummer of Slayer.”

“I’m more of a mark now because I’m an F-list celebrity.”

Black said through St. Claire he was invited to Oz Fest and was sitting on stage while Slayer played.

Black described how Lizzy Borden was having a hyperglycemic attack backstage and how he pulled her together lest they look like a bunch of “porn assholes hanging out with the Slayer drummer.” Two weeks later St. Claire said she broke up with “that loser.”

“He was clinging,” she said. “That’s Jasmin St. Claire being a twat.”

Black said moral of he story is that heavy metal drummers seem to gravitate to him but he can’t close the deal because he’s a loser. Moral of my story, Rob, get the peoples’ names right on the air if you’re going to name drop.

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