Ron Jeremy in Boston Promoting His Rum

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Boston- from – Guess who’s in town tonight? Ron Jeremy, the king of pornography, will be at Blanchard’s Liquors in Allston tonight promoting his spiced rum called — I kid you not — Ron de Jeremy. It’s “the adult rum.” Not, you know, the kid’s rum.

Catch the famed porn star from 6 to 8 p.m. in Allston and then again at 8:30 at Tresca in the North End. I saw this pop up on the Twitter thing and refused to believe it. So, I gave my favorite booze playground a ring to confirm.

“Consider it confirmed,” the voice on the other side said.

In case you were wondering what porn rum tasted like, here’s a bit from the Ron de Website:

Ron de Jeremy Rum is an exceptionally well-balanced 7-year old rum from Panama. It has an inviting light amber color with very attractive copper hues. The aroma is that of carefully aged rum, with a harmoniously balanced orchestra of oak, fruit and spices. In the palate it opens up smoothly, showcasing a high level of craftsmanship. The oak comes through robustly and satisfyingly, yet gently enough to allow hints of vanilla and raw sugarcane to reveal them selves. The finish is elegant and long, true to the aromas and flavors previously experienced. Ron de Jeremy sips perfectly, naked or savored over the rocks, and mixes beautifully to make Ron’s many signature drinkxxx. It is the adult rum.

While I very much appreciate the triple XXX at the end of the word “drink,” which reminds us all that Ron Jeremy was the premiere professional doin’ it guy for a really long time, his editorial team needs a lesson in grammar. The X renders the K redundant. Get with the program, idiotsz.

But that’s nitpicking.

Now, not to make any promises, but if you drink the booze of porn stars, you will, in fact, get more action. It’s science. Hot, steamy science.

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