Sean writes – We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.
The Humina, Humina, Humina award goes to former Miss Delaware Teen USA, Melissa King.
King resigned her crown this week after facing questions about an online sex video that claims to star her.
The website [I’d name the site here but they don’t advertise] posted a sex video Monday featuring a woman who looks and sounds like King and claiming it is the teen pageant winner. King, contacted Monday, said she was aware of it, but denied it was her.
“Absolutely not,” she said. “It is not.”
Of the porn site’s claim, she said, “There are comments saying this, however, it’s not comments that are true.”
Her half-hearted denials get better.
Asked if the woman in the video is just someone who closely resembles her, King said, “Um, I’d rather not be talking right now, but yeah.”
King said she had an attorney but would not name him, explaining, “Because you’re going to publish something and I’ll, I’ll give you a call back another day.”
So did she or didn’t she star in this video?
Well, of course she did. The coup de grace came Friday when the website that initially posted her sex scene followed up with a clip of King reading a release form in which she identifies herself by name.
Knowing that the jig was up, King Tweeted the following @Melissa_M_King – “Once you move on in life people shouldn’t try to use your past against you… Let them be happy.”
Yeah, don’t bet on it.
The Emperor Speaks award goes to Hustler’s grand poobah, Larry Flynt.
The Hollywood Reporter published some sage advice from the wheeled one for those women, who are currently in, or thinking about entering, the adult industry.
Of the six suggestions he makes the most profound would be simply: Be Professional.
I suggest you read the story and maybe take some of it to heart.
The Good Samaritan award goes to Lisa Ann.
Usually when Lisa Ann goes flying off on some halfcocked rant I usually ignore it. However, when her Twitter volley involved Mr. Marcus, Manwin and live sex on a radio show her rant was too interesting to cast aside.
Lisa Ann began her barrage with the following:
“I have some news that is so absolutely shocking I have been just trying to accept it before I share it, this will blow Your Mind…
…So you all know that I have a Radio Show on Radio Sex, used to be Spice Radio, is Owned by Manwin and resides in the PlayBoy Building.
…Last Tuesday night, the show after mine, with the same program director as mine, decided to “Play God” with the destiny of Radio Sex. We all know the Mr Marcus Situation…
…We also know the Playboy Building and Manwin have NO Permits for LIVE
sex and did not check tests. I have pulled some photos that I will send later, but no one will let me know who the girl was, as her head is removed from the images.
…So @jessica_bangkok are you saying you can handle the pressure of the business shutting down again? Losing Radio Sex? This is an absolute atrocity!!! I couldn’t be more beside myself, people still surprise me..
…That’s the amazing part.. Now Radio Sex will be thrown out of that building and everyone is losing their jobs.. OMG who is blowing up my phone! My bosses boss..
…From Playboy! Wow, they are shocked I’m pissed! As he is trying to talk me off the ledge I am expressing to him I am just protecting my peers Mr Marcus, yes I know everyone makes mistakes..”
Apparently someone’s bosses’ bosses’ boss took Lisa Ann’s comments seriously because TMZ reported Thursday that Jessica Bangkok was fired from her position at Radio Sex. Also during Manwin’s investigation Debi Diamond and Nicki Hunter where also canned for an unrelated on-air incident as well.