Sean Looks at The Week of 07/01/2012: Belladonna Wins the We’ll Leave the Light On For You Award; Tera Patrick Gets the Michael Jackson Never Can Say Goodbye Prize

Sean writes – We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.

The We’ll Leave the Light on for You award goes to Belladonna.

This week Belladonna announced via Twitter that she’s hanging up the blades and is retiring the ax [fans of the movie Slap Shot get the joke].

“I am no longer interested in having sex on camera,” Belladonna tweeted at approximately 10:30 am, Monday. “That chapter of my life is finished. I’m ready for my next challenge.”

This is not the first time Belladonna has sworn off porn performing; she made a similar announcement in 2007, only to revoke it a month later, and she took an unofficial hiatus of nearly two years between 2009 and 2011 before returning in multiple 2012 AVN Award nominee Spontaneass.

With the economy still in the shitter, we’ll expect Belladonna to make her triumphant return to porn by Labor Day.

As the companion piece to Belladonna’s prize, Tera Patrick gets the Michael Jackson Never Can Say Goodbye Award. This one goes to porn performers who have sworn retirement but, like, Brett Favre, manage to circumvent the definition of the word time and again. And with great fanfare Sinister X Syndicate welcomes Patrick with open arms.

The Quote of the Week goes to porn performer, Paige Little.

In an article published by the Huffington Post, Little shot off this little gem when discussing Octomom’s entrance into the porn industry:

“It was only after she filed for bankruptcy that she said yes. What changed her mind? It had to be the money. Money should never be the main factor for getting into this business.”

Little continued, “Getting into porn is a life-changing experience,” she said, who claims she got into the business because she enjoys having sex on camera.

Just because you film it doesn’t mean you have to sell it. Come on, it’s always about the money.

The Maserati Repo Award goes to Tito Ortiz. It was announced that Tito, win, lose or draw in his MMA fight tonight with Forrest Griffin stands to collect a guaranteed $250,000. Minus the $107,000 Jenna owes Maserati, that’s still not too bad.

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> Just for Showing Up, Tito Ortiz Can Make Jenna’s Maserati Payments –

> Condom Mandate Would Be a Bonanza for Studio Owners Who Are Exempt –

> Lawsuit Charges Patrick Collins, Inc, Malibu Media, Raw Films, K-Beech and Third Degree Films with Fraud, Defamation and Racketeering –

> Porn baron Paul Raymond movie title row settled –

> More on the Late Hollie Stevens –

> James Deen: The Biggest Adult Star Since Jenna Jameson –

> Hollie Stevens Passes Away –

> Ali Joone Comments on Digital Glasses –

> James Deen Humping Lindsay Lohan? Cozy Front Seat Photos Fuel Speculation –

> You’re About to Find Out Who Robert King is: One Man Porn Mission To Destroy The Cyberlocker Market –

> New Industry Condom Measure Covers Anal and Vaginal Sex, Not Oral –

> Interviews Penny Lane About Sex Addiction In Porn –

> Belladonna Calls it Quits….again…the Tarot Called It –

> L.A. County voters to decide on requiring condoms in porn –

> Jeffrey Douglas: Less Than 50 Percent of Adult Companies are 2257 Compliant –

> ICM Registry Operator of .XXX, Asks Court To Dismiss Manwin, Operator of 2nd Amended Complaint –

> The Worst Book Ever About Porn Gets Financing: Immortal Transmedia coins up to ‘Snuff’: Producers take on Chuck Palahniuk’s porn pic –

> James Deen Sez: I’m Not Having Sex With Lindsay Lohan –

> Quick At-Home H.I.V. Test, OraQuick Wins Federal Approval; Results in 20 to 40 Minutes –

> As Alternative to Chapter 7, Topco Sells Most Assets to WSM Investment –

> City Councilman Arrested On Several Sex-Related Charges –

> Results of The third-annual “Sex Tracker Survey”: People want to See a Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape; Anal is Tops –

> From the Porn Piracy Files: NBC Bay Area Looks at Porn Lawsuits and Victims of Copyright Trolls –

> Judge rules Teen Rapist was ‘corrupted by internet porn, world and society’ –

> Porn Performer Amber Peach on The Huffington Post: Octomom Has No On-Screen Talent –

> Louisiana Prosties Who Gave Oral Sex Sue to be Removed from Sex Offender Registry –

> Pornstar Peers Say Octomom Is A Bad Mom (And Bad At Porn Too): Amber Peach and Aurora Snow Give Their Two Cents Worth –

> Cops May Have Found Head of Porn Star Cannibalism Victim –

> Hot to Trot Teach Charged with Having Sex with Lucky 12 Year –

> Star of Seventies Emmanuelle soft porn films fighting for life after heart failure –

> Sacramento Lobbyist Agrees with the Diane Duke Assessment –

> From the Porn Piracy Files: Patrick Collins, Elegant Angel Drops Asian Booty Lawsuit in Flint, Michigan –

> The battle over Boulder’s New Frontier Media –

> Cutting Edge Testing Opens a Site in Ft Lauderdale –

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