Sean Looks at The Week of 07/15/2012: BiBi Jones and Fred Willard Win Big

Sean writes – We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.

The first Caught Red Handed award goes to Antone Owens.

Police have alleged that Antone would break into neighbor’s homes while they were away and used their computers to surf porn sites. After jacking off, occasionally he would only leave a used towel behind.

At least he had the decency to clean up after himself, yet in the end that was his downfall.

Police used DNA to identify Antone and now he faces charges of burglary, menacing and coercion.

The second Caught Red Handed award goes to Hollywood funny man, Fred Willard.

Fred was arrested for lewd conduct Thursday in Hollywood when police allegedly caught him with his pants down in an adult movie theater.

Word has it that Fred will not be prosecuted because as it turns out he is the only person on the planet to have actually paid to view porn of any kind in the last 12 months.

God bless you, Fred.

The You’ll Be Back when the Money Runs Out award goes to BiBi Jones.

This week on YouTube BiBi announced her retirement: “I’ve been extremely unhappy the last couple months,” Jones said in the emotional message.

“I’m not happy with me. I need to look at the big picture here and everyone knows that porn doesn’t last forever and family is No. 1. And it hurts my family a lot, so I’m doing it for them and I’m doing it for me. I’m doing it for my health. I guess I’m saying that I’m getting out of the business.”

Jones continued, “I was promised a lot of things whenever I got in the industry. I was so excited, I was so happy. But nothing’s happened, and I can’t do it anymore. I don’t want to let down anyone. And I’m sorry if I’m making this very dramatic because I wasn’t in the industry for very long at all but I’m only 20 years old and the earlier I get out of this industry the better it’s going to be.

“And I have nothing negative to say about porn or the people involved in it. I fully respect everyone. And I’m happy about the friendships that I’ve made in it, but it’s not for me. I’m going to start fresh and try to be a better person, I’m truly sorry to Digital and to Manwin.”

She’ll be back….they all come back eventually when they realize real life sucks.

The Tomahawk Chops review from

> Riley Steele’s Attempt to Mock BiBi Jones Backfires; and was Fred Willard under Planetary Influences? –

> Oron, Oron, Who’s the Moron? And Who is the Mysterious Bochenko? Is He The Kaiser Soze of Porn? –

> Colin Rowntree: 2008 Was Really The Armageddon of the Industry –


> Authorities Investigating Colorado Killer’s AdultFriendFinder Connection –

> Smell Her: Model Monica Gambee Turned Down “The Canyons” When She Heard James Deen Was Involved –

> The Strange Case of the Masturbating Porn Burglar –

> Feds Indict Strip Club Owner Who Allegedly Tried to Put Hit on Arlington Mayor –

> Kim Kardashian’s Porn Star Lookalike Amia Miley Parodies Her (Video); *Watch the video –

> Chris “Birdman” Andersen cut by Denver Nuggets, child-porn investigation a factor? –

> From the Immaturity Files: Should Riley Steele Be Fired for Her Lame “Retirement” Stunt? –

> World’s Largest Natural Breasts: “Porn star Norma Stitz’s breasts each weigh more than a small child” –

> Attorney: “The DMCA is one of the most fucked up pieces of legislation affecting the industry” –

> From the Fred Willard Files: In California Public Jacking Off Is Acceptable Under Certain Conditions… –

> Third-party Content issue at stake: New state law targeting sex-related ads on websites faces court test –

> Update: Romney if elected president would require every new computer be sold with a porn filter; *See the clip –

> Update: Fred Willard Fired by PBS for Jacking off in Hollywood’s Tiki Theatre –

> LA County Supervisor Zev “Let Porn Leave” Yaroslavsky: Will new condom law make porn safer? –

> Larry Flynt: Romney can’t take away your porn, even if he tries –

> As We Told You in February, Digital Made Its Cuts –

> Lindsay Lohan and Porn Star James Deen in Bed Together –

> From the Pee Wee Herman Files: Fred Willard Caught Jacking Off by LAPD –

> From the Porn Piracy Files, Update: Lawyer Evan Stone Nailed for Abuse of Subpoena Power –

> Running for Albany County D.A., His Hands Are Caught in the Adult Industry Cookie Jar –

> From the Promises, Promises File: First BiBi Jones, Now Riley Steele Quits; Something’s Wrong at Digital Playground; Her Cards Said There Would Be Changes for the Better –

> CNN: Porn Stars Use Twitter To Go Mainstream –

> Her First Time in San Francisco: Jenna Jameson Will Pack The Gold Club’s 8th Anniversary Party, August 2nd –

> Lindsay Lohan in ‘The Canyons’ with James Deen: Filming begins on Kickstarter-funded project –

> Man posed as TV show rep to trick teen victim Into a Toe Suck –

> Man With World’s Largest Dick Stopped at the Airport: “Is that a Growth?” they asked …”No It’s My Dick,” He Answered –

> Vegas Goes After “Porn Slappers” on Litterbug Technicality –

> Octomom: Money from adult DVD to help children [her children] –

> Bar Owner Buys a Ghost Town and Re-names it Bikinis –

> From the Monica Foster Files: Casino Mogul’s lawyer threatens DCCC suit over prostitution claims –

> From the Porn Piracy Files: Another Attorney Joins the Porn Piracy Defense Team –

> Bye Bye Boutiques? Target, Walmart enter sex toy market, sell vibrators –

> Forbes: What Your Business Can Learn From The Porn Business; 8 Minute Clips are Killing the Features Market –

> London Olympics Supplied with Record number of Condoms –

> Pole Dancing Prosties Damage Street Signs –

> BiBi Jones Leaving the Business Because of Family; Read What the Cards Had to Say –

> Lexington Steele’s Net Worth $4M? –

> It Just Keeps Getting Better: Hiding in a Dressing Room, Otomom Gets Slapped with a Lawsuit by a Process Server Dressed as a Stripper ; *See the Clip –

> Another Must Read: Bethany St. James Replies to Amber Peach’s Article About Porn Star Insurance: If You Want to Be in Porn, Pay to Play –

> Manwin Terminates Brazzers Site in Favor of the High Glamor Niche –

> Surf City Kinky Product Supplier Thinks Fifty Shades of Grey Helps its Welted-Bottom Line –

> Arizona Republicans Want to Ban Porn and Tipping Strippers –

> Google’s Marissa Mayer Becomes Yahoo’s Chief –

> Update: Lexington Steele Accused of Stiffing Lawyers on an $85,000 Bill; Steele Comments –

> A Must read – Amber Peach: Will Porn Stars Get the Shaft From Obamacare? –

> Former Porn Star Bree Olson Explains Recording First Hip Hop Song –

> “The Octomom Novelty Will Wear Off” –

> Update:The Media Won’t Leave Harmony Rose Alone –

> Charlie Sheen Tweeted While Having Sex Sez Bree Olson –

> Lexington Steele Accused of Stiffing Lawyers on an $85,000 Bill –

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