Sean Looks at The Week of 08/05/2012: Fabian Thylmann, Ira Isaacs, Octomom, and Papa Smurf Collect Awards

Sean writes – We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.

The Brass Balls award goes to Ira ‘Scat Man’ Isaacs.

In April, Scat Man was found guilty on five federal obscenity charges for the distribution of four films — “Mako’s First Time Scat,” “Hollywood Scat Amateurs #7,” “Hollywood Scat Amateurs #1” and “Japanese Doggie 3 Way.”

On Aug. 2, federal prosecutors filed a brief asking Judge King to consider Isaacs’ post-conviction conduct, maintaining that he continued to sell obscene material even after he was convicted on five federal obscenity counts.

That takes some pretty large balls to continue to sell product AFTER being convicted. I guess he figures if he’s going to the grey bar motel for a few years he may as well lower the inventory and stash away some cash for the prison commissary.

The How About Getting a Job award goes to Octomom.

First it was delving into the adult industry by appearing in some half-assed solo-masturbation video. Then, as her porn star evolution continued she started working the strip club circuit which turned into an utter failure.

After those two debacles, again following the tried and true porn star formula, she started begging her fans for cash.

Now her latest scheme to avoid real employment is posting an ad on a date auction site and set an opening bid of $500 to take her out.

I understand McDonalds is still hiring…or, I’ll pledge the first $100 if she agrees to jump into an active volcano.

The Earning Juice off the Juice award goes to ex-girlfriend of OJ Simpson, Christie Prody.

We all remember that OJ was sentenced to 33 years in prison back in 2008 after being found guilty of multiple felony counts including assault, kidnapping, robbery and using a deadly weapon. At the time he was apparently dating Ms. Prody.

It has been four years since OJ has been making little rocks out of big rocks and news breaks this week that Prody is shopping a sex tape.

Prody has contacted multiple porn companies, including Papa Smurf’s Vivid Entertainment, in the hopes of selling a homemade sex tape … but before you get too fired up … no, her co-star is not The Juice.

We’re told the male featured in the video was Prody’s rebound guy following her split with OJ.

No word on the asking price for this motion picture extravaganza, but I suspect it’s worth at least single figure range…maybe five bucks?

The Indian Giver award goes to Manwin’s big chief, Fabian Thylmann [pictured].

In a presser issued July 10th of this year Manwin announced:

As of July 1, Manwin requires FDA approved tests, namely the HIV-1 Aptima RNA Qualitive Assay. The tests must originate from the clinics listed on the website as well as TTS.

Though TTS is not part of APHSS, Manwin and TTS have come to an agreement which allows TTS to provide performer test results to the APHSS information bank without joining the program.

On July 24th it was reported that Manwin would subsidize any test submitted to the APHSS database from any clinic, including Talent Testing Services.

Yet this week in another presser, Manwin did a One-Eighty:

Further to an announcement made on July 10, 2012, and after much consideration, Manwin has changed its stance with regards to Talent Testing Services. As previously announced, and as of July 1st, Manwin abides by new health standards and procedures.

What’s up, Gabe? That Offer of 24 bucks and a string of beads not good enough?

The Silence is Golden award goes to Steve ‘Papa Smurf’ Hirsch.

On July 23 TMZ reported that a Minka Kelly sex tape was being shopped around Porn Valley.

Then just last week Fox News reported that JLO’s first husband Ojani Noa had Red Light District,, and in a dither over the prospect of some bare ass footage featuring his ex.

Then again this week TMZ reported that OJ Simpson’s former GF was shopping a sex tape of her and some guy not named OJ.

What is surprising is that not a word has been uttered from Papa Smurf concerning any of these cinematic treasures. Is he getting out of the ‘celebrity’ sex tape business? Did he lose Harvey Levin’s phone number? Or did someone pull Papa Smurf aside and tell him he makes a fool of himself whenever he appears in the mainstream media? No matter the reason, it’s refreshing not seeing his mug in the press embarrassing him and the adult industry.

The Tomahawk Chops review from

> What Do The Cards Have to Say for Cancerian Sarah Shevon? –

> Porn History 101: Bill Margold Begs to Differ with Seka –

> What Do The Cards Have to Say for Aquarius Penny Pax? –

> Mr. Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce: What Do The Cards Have to Say for Sagittarius Marc Randazza –

> What Do The Cards Have in Store for Gemini Teal Conrad? –


> Hot to Trot Teach Accused of Banging Lucky 17 Year Old Special Education Student –

> Cops: Unhappy patron kills three at Alabama strip club –

> More from The Porn Piracy Files: Website Fingering 122 Users Over Illegally Downloading Bareback Porno –

> Update: Porn Copyright Attorney John Steele Takes on AT&T and Comcast –

> Feds Now Investigating Sandusky Pedophile Ring, Possibly Shared Boys With Others –

> From the J. Edgar Hoover Files: Russia Today America Interviews Pink Visual’s Quentin Boyer; *See the Video –

> From The Just In Case You’re Interested Files: Brent Corrigan and Zeb Atlas Available for “Private Meetings” –

> APHSS: TTS Decision Will Have Repercussions –

> From the Serial Killers Deserve a Second Chance Files: ‘Son of Sam’ Says He’s Sorry; decries violence, ‘regrets’ past –

> Who Should Pay for Performer Testing ? Better Read California Labor Code section 222.5 –

> From the Porn Piracy Files: Porn Companies, This Federal Judge is On Your Side –

> Porn stars in Pussy Riot benefit show –

> Her Breast Feeding Video Became a Porno; NJ Mom Sues –

> 16 strippers charged with engaging in lewd acts at Oklahoma club –

> Natali Demore Found Dead; Had Suicide Pact with Her Editor Jack Banner –

> Much Revealed in Teal Conrad Interview With XXX Wasteland –

> Talent Testing Service Calls APHSS Performer Data Entry “Unsafe” –

> Offbeatr Is A Kickstarter For Your Porn Fantasies –

> The Simon Walsh UK Fisting Trial: “It may take some time for someone to take a whole arm into their rectum” –

> O.J. Simpson’s ex Girlfriend Shopping a Sex Tape –

> From the Porn Piracy Files: Prenda Law Inc. Sues AT&T And Comcast For Aiding Hackers –

> Syphilis Outbreak in Budapest; At Least 18 Infected –

> B.C. court rules against Fantasy Factory adult shop and orders it to shut –

> Simon Walsh Acquitted in UK Fisting Trial –

> Murder trial delayed again in ‘Fantasy’ dancer’s death –

> Out of Business Hollywood Video Using Porn’s Trolling Tactics; Universal Fidelity Singled Out –

> Update: Judge Orders Oron To Settle $34.8m Copyright Suit, Dismisses Case; 19 points in the settlement agreement –

> Playboy Moves to Beverly Hills Offices –

> Tabitha Stevens on Howard Stern; Promotes –

> Porn History 101: Interviews Seka; “John Leslie Was Not a Nice Guy to Women” –

> Red Alert: Sunny Leone to leave the porn industry for next two years –

> Hot to Trot Teach Admits Having Sex with Lucky 16 Year Old –

> Octomom says California child services encouraged her to work in adult entertainment industry –

> From the Porn Piracy Files: A John Doe Threatens to Kill Himself in Porn Piracy Case –

> San Francisco Public Library Adopts “Peep Show” Screens to Accommodate Porn Viewing –

> JLo Sex Tape: Pornhub Sez “We can pay the most because we got the most money” –

> In Canada: Foreign Strippers Have to Be Gone in 30 Days –

> San Francisco Bay Guardian: From panda porn to Lindsay Lohan, tweenthrob adult star James Deen redefines crossover –

> James Deen sex toys released; Chad Braverman of Doc Johnson Comments –

> Major online porn distributor ring caught –

> 8 Porn Stars’ Presidential Endorsements –

> Ron Jeremy to Appear in L.A. Production of The Deep Throat Sex Scandal –

> XXX Wasteland Interviews Teal Conrad –

> Rick’s Cabaret sued for over-serving patrons after horrific death of high school senior –

> Fisting Trial in the UK; first English lawyer allowed to tweet a trial from court –

> Director Gus Van Sant is James Deen’s Shrink in The Canyons –

> A Date with Octomom: Start the Bidding on –

> Ira Isaacs Sentencing Postponed –

> Web Reality Series Pits Porn Stars Against Each Other To Be The Next Fleshlight Model –

> Miranda Kerr Nude Pictures Surface Online –

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