Sean writes – We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.
The Tony Scott-Phyllis Diller-Scott McKenzie Award (they all died this week, so did Marcus’ career) winner is Mr. Marcus.
Mr. Marcus, the male performer at the center of the syphilis controversy, left a phone message earlier this week with Mike South.
“I just want to tell you that what I did wasn’t right,” says Marcus.
“My conscience is heavy. I’m way better than this.”
“I’m a big fan of this business,” he goes on to say. I’d always been grateful that I was a part of it. I should have shown it more respect and I apologize.”
Yeah, yeah, yeah…tell your story walking.
The Tommy Flanagan, Pathological Liar award goes to Julian St. Jox.
The fairytale begins: “Kim Caught With a Man — And a Woman!” blares the cover of Star, which claims Kim Kardashian had a “wild sex orgy” with two porn stars — 11 years ago.
Anyway, the mag’s so-called “exclusive” comes from an adult film actor named Julian St. Jox, who alleges that he had a ménage à trois with the then-married reality star during a swingers party at the Wyndham Hotel in Los Angeles back in 2001.
I guess Julian was channel surfing recently and came across Kardashian’s show and said to himself, “Hey, I recognize that broad.”
Anyway, Kim’s people are calling bullshit on the story. Maybe the next time Julian should change the dates to make the story a little more relevant. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Quotes of the Week Award are shared by Lisa Ann and Joanna Angel who seem to have comedy writers in their respective entourages.
Angel was a subject of a NY Magazine piece this week. Estranged from James Deen, Angel has turned to [gasp] speed-dating. That’s sorta like speed-dialing except you get laid if you have the right number. In any event Joanna makes it clear to prospective two-minute suitors that she’s a porn star with comments like, “So in the morning,it would be like ‘bye honey I am going to work!’ But work means that I am getting nailed in the ass by a bunch of different people. Are you going to come home and eat dinner with me like that is cool? Because that is what I am looking for.”
This week Lisa Ann who’s dancing in Tampa for [gasp] Republicans actually had a couple of clever lines. She tells Miami New Times that she’s not really an actress but a “mattress actress; then, in an interview with the Tampa Bay Times she quips that working in porn is like “getting a tattoo on your face.”
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> Nick East on Mr. Marcus: I Never Want to Speak to Him Again – www.adultcybermart.com/adultfyi/?p=1303
> On Inside the Industry: Joanne Cachapero Says Diane Duke Won’t Resign; There Was no Mr. Marcus Cover-Up – www.adultcybermart.com/adultfyi/?p=1299
> What Do The Cards Have to Say for Virgo Julian St. Jox? – www.adultcybermart.com/adultfyi/?p=1296
> What Do The Cards Have to Say for the Virgo/Libra Cusp Dani Daniels – www.adultcybermart.com/adultfyi/?p=1293
> The Syphilis Crisis: What the Cards Say for Sagittarius Rikki Six is Advice Right Now for Talent in General – www.adultcybermart.com/adultfyi/?p=1290
> Papa Smurf Offers Prince Harry $10 Million to Appear in XXX Movie: That’s Tip Money to the Royals – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55608
> Rocco Siffredi: ‘89 to 100’ Syphilis-Positive Porn Performers in Europe; The Biggest Mess He’s Ever Seen – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55607
> CNN: Tampa Strippers look to GOP to ‘make it rain’; Republicans Outspend Democrats 3 to 1 – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55604
> Earn Big Bucks Like This Pirate By Working at Home; What’s Worse- Pirating or Advertising on Pirate Sites – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55600
> Fans Weigh In and No One’s Happy About Mr. Marcus; He Has Committed a Felony, They Say – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55599
> Lisa Ann: “Porn is Like Getting a Tattoo on Your Face; She’s at Thee Doll House Friday and Saturday – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55598
> Octomom: Her Kids Know About the Porn – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55597
> Hot to Trot Teach Arrested for Sending Nude Pics & Having Sex with Lucky 16 Year Old – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55594
> Second Infected Performer Worked in Gay Porn Outside of California – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55593
> XXX Wasteland Interviews Eva Lin – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55592
> The Mr. Marcus Fallout Continues; BlazingBucks: Mr. Marcus Intentionally Altered His Tests; He’ll No Longer Work for Them – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55590
> Talent Testing Services Disputes Mr. Marcus – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55589
> Is APHSS Handing Out the Wrong Advice? Keith Crawford, Associate Chief for Public Health Research at Walter Reed Advises Three Weeks of Penicillin Shots – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55586
> Lexington Steele Addresses Manwin’s “Hostile Takeover of the Industry” – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55585
> Tulsa Man Charged In OKC ‘Cathouse’ Murders Which Took the Life of Porn Performer Brooke Phillips – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55584
> Researchers Find Mysterious New AIDS-Like Disease – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55581
> From the Larry Craig Files: Minnesota Lawmaker Caught in Bathroom Tryst with Young Lad Getting Out Of Race – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55579
> LA Weekly: Mr. Marcus, Bad Porn Star, Bad! – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55578
> Think All People Love Porn Stars? read this: Stormy Daniels on Being a Porn-Star Mom – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55577
> Electoral College Prediction Model Points To A Mitt Romney Win In 2012 – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55576
> Where It Matters Most, The Mr. Marcus Story Doesn’t Add Up; Diane Duke Contradicts Herself – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55575
> Mr. Marcus Didn’t Feel He Was Endangering Anyone; Claims Someone at TTS Altered Results; TTS Denies This – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55574
> Mr. Marcus on Causing the Syphilis Outbreak: “I Wasn’t Thinking Correctly” – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55573
> Jennifer Ketcham aka Penny Flame Weighs in About the Syphilis Outbreak; So Much for the Self-Regulation Argument – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55572
> “Adult bookstores, which include peep shows and theaters, are no more than brothels where mostly men pay for sex with both men and women” – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55569
> Webcam Market to Explode; Vegas is Getting Very Nervous About the Syphilis Epidemic; Close to 100 Cases Are Being Reported in Europe – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55568
> Michael Weinstein on the Syphilis Outbreak: “This is slow-motion train wreck”; Numbers Could Reach Into the Triple Digits – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55567
> Pornhub Ranks Bravo’s 10 Hottest – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55566
> Manwin Risking Liabilility Lawsuits? – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55565
> From the LOL Files: Porn videos found under L.A. city employee’s desk – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55563
> Kardashian Family Claims Julian St. Jox’s Threeway Story is Bullshit – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55561
> Julian St. Jox Reveals His Threeway with Kim Kardashian at a Swingers Party – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55560
> Miami New Times Interviews Lisa Ann: “I’m Not Really an Actress. I’m a Mattress Actress” – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55559
> More Syphilis Cases Reported: Up to Nine – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55558
> XXX Wasteland Interviews Tori Black – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55557
> From The Octomom Files: Bree Olson Also Hassled on a Plane – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55556
> What PR Lamebrain is Advising Diane Duke? – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55555
> Diane Duke Cancels Press Conference – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55551
> Tito Ortiz Launches Sports Management Agency – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55550
> Survey Says: Porn DVDs Still Collectible; Jenna Haze and Axel Braun the Most Popular – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55548
> Joanna Angel is Speed-Dating: Work means that I am getting nailed in the ass by a bunch of different people, Are You Cool With That? – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55546
> Tampa’s Strip Club King Joe Redner: The Republican National Committee Isn’t Great for Business – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55544
> Did the Syphilis Outbreak Originate in Hungary?; One Infected Performer is Aletta Ocean – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55543
> Beginning Tuesday All Performers to Get Shots for Free; Monthly Testing for Syphilis Looms – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55542
> Attorney Marc Randazza: Oron’s Laundering Money; How Many Other Porn Companies Do You Think Do It? – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55541
> Who Ya Gonna Believe- Shy Love or Diane Duke? – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55540
> Diane Duke Hiding the Truth? The Tarot Seems to Think So – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55539
> Weinstein Reports 18 percent increase in syphilis cases nationwide; Adult Film Companies Incapable of Policing Themselves – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55538
> Regarding Syphilis Outbreak Diane Duke Claims Performer Didn’t Cheat – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55536
> Tumblr Cracking Down on Porn Blogs Citing Spamming and/or Affiliate Marketing – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55535
> XXX Wasteland Interviews Rikki Six – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55534
> NBC: As Industry Shuts Down Manwin Claiming an Annual 15% Growth Rate
> Bryce Wagoner Talks About His Documentary After Porn Ends – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55531
> From the Porn Piracy Files: Malibu Media, Patrick Collins Third Degree Films stepping up lawsuits against illegal downloading – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55530
> Kayden Kross is stirring interest of a different kind with her short story ‘Plank’ and her literary ambition – www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=55529