Sean Looks at The Week of 09/09/2012: Allahu Akbar…Who Are the Big Winners This Week?

Sean writes – We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.

The Moose, Rocco, Help Joe Find His Checkbook award goes to Girls Gone Wild big shot, Joe Francis.

Joe rolled the dice and they came up snake eyes when a jury ruled in favor of Las Vegas big hitter, Steve Wynn.

If you recall … Wynn was suing Francis for defamation, claiming the “Girls Gone Wild” guru made bogus claims that Wynn threatened to have him killed and buried in the desert over a gambling debt.

All told, the jury told Joe he was on the hook for at least $20 mil.

The jury will now decide if Francis gets hit with punitive damages and that could be an additional $60 mil….Viva Las Vegas, Baby!

The Don’t Poop on the Pope award goes to gay porn company, Bel Ami.

Bel Ami’s George Duroy announced last week that the Pope had been tricked into blessing two porn stars as priests as cameras rolled. Footage from the blessing will be included in the studio’s upcoming Scandal in Vatican, which uses the Vatican as a setting.

Bel Ami’s work horse (pun intended) and the film’s star Trevor Yates joked about the filming of the scene on Facebook, writing, “Mine is not the usual career path to get to the church. Came here through the adult industry.”

No joke: expect the lawsuits to start flying in short order.

The Creep of the Week award goes to Swedish entrepreneur, Rick Falkvinge.

This jackoff published an article recently titled “Three Reasons Possession Of Child Porn Must Be Re-Legalized In The Coming Decade”, the article discusses child pornography.

Falkvinge’s key argument is that the current laws prohibiting child pornography actually end up helping to hide child molesters, and that the act of possessing a recording of a crime should not itself be considered a crime.

With that kind of half-assed logic, I’d guess this asshole was a Penn St. graduate or was at least on JoePa’s coaching staff within the last 25 years.

The Ayatollah Komani Yabba Dabba Doo Gay Porn Crossover to Mainstream Actor of the Year award goes to Tim Dax.

Dax had a bit part in a film that has become very popular in the Muslim world as of late called “Innocence of Muslims.” Many have claimed that the insensitive film has sparked the anti-U.S. protests in Libya, Egypt and Yemen, which led to the death of Ambassador Chris Stevens and three others in Benghazi, Libya.

In typical porn star fashion, Time calls the 14-minute movie “ridiculous” and describes it as an “excerpted from a larger movie propagandizing present-day Muslims and the life of Muhammad, is confoundingly bad, filled with incongruous accents, haphazard cuts, ludicrous dialogue and green-screen so bad that the actors appear to be floating in the air.”

Ah, keep your fingers crossed that Dax will find success when the adult awards season rolls around next January. Allahu Akbar and all that stuff.

The Tomahawk Chops review from

> Conversations with Alia Janine: “I Want to Be a Crazy Old Lady” –

> Diane Duke and James Lee- The Oddest of Odd Couples; There’s something very wrong with this picture –

> Nica Noelle Should Interview James Lee; Diane Duke’s Not Happy with the Staunch Republican Spin On Lee –

> Performers: Can Condoms Cause Cancer? –

> Former Head of L.A. Neighborhood Commission Pleads Guilty in Child Porn Case –

> Why Settle for Ben & Jerry’s Porn When You Have Zorro XXX –

> Kelley Jean Talks About “Tight” The All Porn Girl Band –

> Florida Man Discharged from Navy for Doing Gay Porn –

> Gay Porn Actor Says He Was Duped Into Inflammatory Anti-Muslim Film –

> James Lee a Bagman for Fabian? –

> New and Improved Obscenity: LAPD Repeats Sting Operation on Isaacs After Obscenity Conviction –

> Tubby Hot Teach Accused of Having Sex with Unluckiest 15 Year Old on the Planet –

> Hit by Tax Inspectors –

> The Mr. Marcus Timeline, The Fallout, Orgy Masters and a Whole New Set of Questions –

> The Atlantic Looks at the Documentary After Porn Ends; The Message? Being a Porn Star Sucks –

> Forbes: The Obscenity Police Are Coming; Stagliano May Be Targeted Again –

> How Webcams Will Save The Porn Industry –

> Porn History 101: What the Darren Roberts Book Probably Doesn’t Include –

> Surrounded By Porn Money Men, Congressman Michael Grimm Continues to Fight Off Charges of Wrongdoing –

> Rappers Who Have Climbed Into Bed with the Adult Industry –

> Iceland Internet providers may block porn sites –

> Hiding from Cops in a Strip Joint is Not the Way to Go: Surfside Beach police catch prison escapee at Myrtle Beach area adult entertainment club –

> Who Needs Porn Wiki Leaks? Outs Tasha Reign –

> Octomom’s New Porn House – “Only” $2150 a Month –

> Maybe John Stagliano is Too Old To Care –

> Clay Calvert: “The Government would lose prosecutions if they went after vanilla sex, like Wicked Pictures and Vivid” –

> Joshua Fought the Battle of D’Errico: Former Babewatch Babe Hopes to Pray Obama Away –

> Rapper Tyga Brings Jada Fire and Ice La Fox Out of Retirement for His Porn Movie –

> The Daily Beast Talks to Larry Flynt About His Romney Bounty –

> Steven St. Croix Takes Issue with the Proposed Condom Mandate; Says Michael Weinstein is Perpetrating a Fraud –

> From the Porn Piracy Flies: Do Porn Companies “Blackmail” Illegal Downloaders?; In Florida They Use the “Pure Bill of Discovery” to Get Away With It –

> November 8th is Fabian’s Big Day When All the Contributions Presumably Pay Off –

> Meet FSC’s Poster Boy- James Lee –

> Did Mr. Marcus Catch the Syph in Chicago? –

> Reno man accused of watching porn, committing sex act on Southwest Airlines flight –

> Pirate Party Founder Calls For Legalization Of Child Pornography Possession –

> Porn Parodies on Trial: All Depends Which Court is Looking at the Case –

> Gay Company Bel Ami To Feature the Pope in a Cameo –

> $20M Judgment Against Joe Francis in Steve Wynn Lawsuit –

> Should Condoms Be Mandatory in Porn? Take the Poll –

> Steve Hirsch Threatens Morality In Media’s Patrick Trueman with a Lawsuit After an “Exploiting Young Girls” Comment –

> Porn Valley’s Premier Strip Club, Xposed, Pissing People Off With Its Billboards –

> Wikipedia ignores solution to rampant porn problem –

> Update- Important: Media Contact Info – Condoms in Porn –

> Sugardaddy Websites sue PayPal –

> You Mean She’s Not a Hooker? Germany’s former first lady takes legal action against Google over internet search slurs –

> Important: Media Contact Info – Condoms in Porn –

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