Sean Looks at the Week of 11/15/2009 in Review; Brooke Phillips the Victim of Mainstream Media Creeps

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The Dope of the Week Award winner is Sara Bostwick. This dope is suing a wedding photographer who she says drove her to posttraumatic stress disorder by snapping racy pictures before her wedding – and posting the “offending photographs” online. This blushing dope claims she told the photographer not to take photos while she was getting dressed. I suspect someone isn’t quite telling the truth and is using the posttraumatic stress excuse in order to get the cost of her wedding photos refunded. Nice try, you dope, and enjoy your trophy.

The Errol Flynn Hero Award goes to the Miami pimp Hugo Gonzalez. Sure, Hugo has his problems; however, he has provided a safe house for at times up to 12 girls in their late teens and early 20s. Most were runaways and former strippers from broken homes. He even lavished these poor girls with gifts. He also provided these women a safe working environment. He receives our hero award because not only was he fucking his household full of whores he was also acting as their pimp and banking $30,000 a month. In Florida they call our hero a pimp: in Porn Valley they would simply call him an aggressive talent manager. At FYI, we call him one magnificent bastard.

The Errol Flynn Hero Special Mention Award goes to baseball hall of famer [in our eyes], Pete Rose. It appears Charlie Hustle is living up to his nickname. Not only is the 68 year old pounding out the hits with his 20-something year old hot Asian girlfriend he is also working at getting her a spread in Playboy. “You got to stay young, keep yourself young, and she helps me to do that,” Rose said. For being one of the oldest suitcase pimps on record, we commend you, Charlie Hustle.

The Creep of the Week winner is David Allen Tyner. This creep was arrested for the murder of Brooke Phillips and 3 others. Not only did he allegedly fill the victims full of holes he also allegedly set the home on fire to cover up the evidence. It also doesn’t help this creep’s cause that Phillips and another victim were also pregnant. Don’t worry, this creep does have his supporters: A friend of Tyner’s, Jason Nicholson, told that he thought his friend suffered from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder after serving in Iraq. That makes it all better now doesn’t it? The only good thing about this story is that Oklahoma has lethal injection. However in this case, the wood chipper would suffice.

A special Creep Award also goes out to the mainstream media for continuing to mention that Brooke Phillips was a “TV hooker” or “a prostitute featured in the HBO reality series “Cathouse.” That shouldn’t lessen the fact that she and three other people were brutally murdered. Unfortunately, this happens all the time: these sensationalistic creeps should be kicked in the rocks.

The next Creep of the Week winner is Antoinette Davis. This piece of shit sold her 5-year-old daughter for sex. Mario Andrette McNeill, another piece of shit, has been charged with raping the little girl and murdering her. These two scums can’t be executed fast enough.

The Gerard Butler Spartan 300 Award winner is Michelle Thompson. A woman that only Steve Phillips would love suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome. She claims this medical condition gives her 300 orgasms a day. This condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time anywhere. According to her, she even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off. Lucky for her she has found a man that [must be blind or for some reason hates his dick] satisfies her crackpot condition.

We at FYI have encountered several women with this same condition. However, after years of research we have determined that in each case study the single common denominator was something called “cash.” Remember, boys, money makes women horny.

Belated Birthdays – Kianna Dior 11/17 [35], Lulu Devine 11/17 [54], Nikky Thorne 11/17 [23], Tonisha Mills 11/18 [38], Rachel Aziani 11/21 [41]

> After the Nectar Lawsuit, Craig Valentine Now in Maui – Out of all this mess, Valentine wound up filing bankruptcy…. Read Gene’s report here:

> Son of LAPD officer pleads guilty to possessing Kiddie porn; Father Faces Trial Next month – Looks like the kid took the deal first. Read the story here:

> Playboy Advisor Debuts on SIRIUS XM’s Playboy Radio Channel – Dear Playboy Advisor, Should I sell my outdated men’s magazine. *Signed* HH from Los Angeles. Read the hype here:

> Tina Fey: Lisa Ann Knows the Most About Foreign Policy – But Tina Fey knows more about three-ways. Read the story here:

> Update: Porn mogul’s son to be tried in girlfriend’s death – His attorney, Terence Hallinan, says he acted out of passion. And lawyers wonder why they are hated. Read the story here:

> Damn Right They’re Dysfunctional: Not Married with Children XXX is Definitely Not the Bradys – Read Gene’s review and the hype here:

> James Raphael Mitchell Will Enter Pleas to Murder Charges December 4 – Mitchell is charged with beating her in the head with a baseball bat…but it was a “passionate” beating. Read the story here:

> Barry Goldman’s Counsel Calls DOJ’s Conduct ‘Outrageous’ – “The serpentine road that the government took to indict Mr. Goldman in New Jersey was the result of a deliberate and intentional…” Read the story here:

> Vibe Review Interviews Jean Val Jean – Read the story here:

> Larry Craig’s ‘wide stance’ tops Newsweek 20/10 Top 10 Sex Scandal Details of the Decade – Never realized it was such a dull decade. Read the story here:

> It’s Now Joe Francis vs. The United States – This clown has $100 million? That’s gotta be Seka dollars. Read the story here:

> Playboy’s Downfall: Hefner Failed to Conquer Cyberspace – Read the story here:

> From the AdultFYI Football Pool Files- Carrie Prejean is Kyle Boller’s Squeeze – No wonder he hasn’t played for shit this season. Read the story here:

> VCX Presents a New Release from First Time Director Hugh Richards – Read the story here:

> Julie Meadows’ Damien Michaels Story – All I could gather was that a) no one wanted to work with him, b) he just wanted to get laid, or c) both. Read the story here:

> Sasha Grey interviewed for The Girlfriend Experience – Sweet Jesus, make it stop. Read it here:

> Thousand Oaks man Offered to pay teens to spit, urinate and defecate on him, police say – I guess he never met my buddy’s ex-wife’s divorce attorney. Read the story here:

> XXX pornstars need porn fans of X-rated films to shoot their loads in an adult movie in LA Nov/Dec ’09 – Looks like another fundraiser for AIM. Read the hype here:

> Strip club owner pleads guilty to tax evasion – Could end up costing him over $1 million and five years in prison. Read the story here:

> The Towel Head report: Katie Morgan Supposedly arrested – Writers appear to be graduates of the Donny Long School of Journalism. Read the story here:

> AEBN Streams Exclusive “Not Married With Children XXX” – Read the hype here:

> Atlanta Hawks Dancer Brandy Blair on Naughty America – Nice ass. Read the hype here:

> Amia Miley’s Young Career Picking Up Steam – Read the story here:

> Story of the Day Replay: Sami and Michael Harb Ordered to Prison for Selling Obscene Movies – Both men pleaded guilty to one count of selling or transferring obscene material and were sentenced to one year and one day in prison… Read the story here:

> Buck Angel Shatters Preconceptions – Buck Angel, international porn star and self-described “man with a pussy.” Yup, that’s all I needed to read. Read the story here:

> Busy Month for Diamond Foxxx – Nice tits. Read the hype here:

> Nikki Benz Celebrates A Week Of Mainstream Coverage By Headlining Ottawa’s Pornstar Ball – Read the hype here:

> Porn Company Prez Allison Viva Polled for Newsweek’s ‘Decade in Rewind’ Project. Read the hype here:

> Sasha Grey Speaks out about South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford to Newsweek – Read the hype here:

> Jimmy Flynt Sr. Says He Asked His Sons to Stop Using the Family Name – His brother pays better than his sons I guess. Read the story here:

> Superstar Billy Graham Speaks Out Against the Linda McMahon Senatorial Campaign – Damn you Verne Gagne.

> The Aurora Snow comic book – Read hype here:

> Donald Trump: Carrie Prejean Should Become a Major Porn Star and Give Millions to Worthy Causes – Donald’s hairpiece is a little too tight. Read the story here:

> Jerry Butler: Once Girls Leave the Porn Business They Cross Their Legs and Become Intellects – Read the story here:

> More Playboy Woes: Cancel Plans To Open Entertainment Venue In Macau – Read the story here:

> [Mr. Jenna Jameson] Tito Ortiz shows his softer side – Sharp as a bowling ball. Read the interview here:

> Thomas Ward Proves To Be A Very Versatile Talent – Read the hype here:

> Gee What a Shock: Carmen Electra Sex Tape Released – From what I’ve seen, it sucks. Read the story here:

> Penny Flame on Quitting Porn, Changing Her Number, and Moving On To a Different Tax Bracket – Read the story here:

> Only on the web? Women trade sex for rent in Phoenix – Pussy don’t pay the tax bills. Read the story here:

> IRS: Joe Francis Owes $33,819,087.14; He’s Filing for Bankruptcy – Read the story here:

> Papa Prejean Speaks: Carrie’s Dad Finds Sex Tapes Totally Irrelevant – Daddy is just as big of an ass-hat as his daughter. Read the story here:

> Drugs, ammo found at Brooke Phillips Homicide Scene – Read the story here:

> A Benefit For The Family Of Wicked’s Heth Mares At Les Deux – Read the story here:

> Playboy shares fall; Sales Rumors Were All BS – Okay, now investigate which Playboy big shot was selling when the stock was going up. Read the story here:

> 23 arrested in undercover drug investigation at Pinellas, Florida strip clubs – Detectives arrested dancers, employees and customers who were selling narcotic painkillers, antianxiety drugs and cocaine. Sounds like a regular porn star buffet. Read the story here:

> Joanna Angel Wins Fleshbot’s Sexiest Female Award – Read the hype here:

> Porn Star Tweet lets you connect with the stars of the industry—figuratively, of course – Follow and see how dull their lives really are. Read the story here:

> Jazella Moore and Husband Leaving Florida – Still think porn is mainstream? Read the story here:

> House Bill HR 4059 Would Heavily Regulate Online Adult Biz – Read the story here:

> Seth Gamble Creates Sensation – He’s a porn star? I don’t recognize his face. Whip it out and let’s have a look-see….Oh, okay. Seth Gamble, right. Read the hype here:

> Runoff to replace lawmaker Mike Duvall ousted by sex scandal – The outcome will not tilt the balance of power in the 80-seat Assembly… Read the story here:

> Shelley Lubben fights her past in porn: “Porn the Most Degrading Experience of My Life” – “Their husbands and boyfriends are making a demand on them, ‘Perform like a porn star, or you’re out of here,'” Lubben said. GMAFB Read the story here:

> Prejean’s Lawyer to Vivid: You’re Gonna Have Real Problems; Shauna Sand to Carrie: Take the Deal – This should cool the jets of Little Jack Horner over at Vivid. Read the story here:

> Checks Out Vivid Girl Nikki Jayne – Read the Q & A here:

> Kayden Kross Leaves Adam & Eve, Moves on to Digital; Do the Math with the Teagan Signing – Read the story here:

> CNBC: Hollywood Turns to Porn as Unemployment Rises; [Too Many in the Business As It Is] – If Hollywood jobs are tanking, why would they think there are jobs available in porn. Read the story here:

> Vivid Start Your Check Book: Miss Universe Contestants in Three-Way Sex Tape – Peewee better watch out, these chicks may take him up on a million dollar offer. Read the story here:

> ClubTaylorRain Announces: New Website Launch, – Read the hype here:

> Teagan Presley Makes Her Adam & Eve Debut in Miami – Read the hype here:

> Hustler’s Barely Legal Series Hits the 100 Mark – Read the hype here:

> Shawne Merriman Sued by Tia Tequila – District Attorney Bonnie Dumanis declined to press charges… Read the story here:

> Arrest Warrant Issued in Brooke Phillips [aka Hayden Brooks] Murder – David Allen Tyner (White Male, DOB 10/16/81, 5ft 10 tall, 260 pounds) for six counts of Murder in the first Degree. Read the story here:

> Lisa Ling Reports on the Porn Industry – Read the story here:

> On Jenna Jameson: The World’s Most Famous Porn Star – Jenna says she made $60,000 for a day and a half of work, and at one time, her company, ClubJenna, earned a reported $30 million a year. Playboy would kill for half that revenue now. Read the story here:

> Manager, dancer at gentlemen’s club face nudity, drug charges – Too much nudity at a strip club? Read the story here:

> Porn Shocker: No Meltdown for Tanner Mayes in Brady Bunch Sex Movie – Read the hype here:

> Sounds Like the Whole Porn Industry is Being Sued Re: Alleged Patent Infringement – All the big boys are getting kicked in the rocks. Read the story here:

> Golden Gate Capital not buying Playboy – “it is not and will not be involved in any way with any potential acquisition of Playboy Enterprises, Inc.” Somebody contact the SEC about Playboy stock manipulation. Read the story here:

> VCX Celebrates Naughty November Releasing New Cal Vista Classics – Dusting off the classics just in time for Christmas. Read the hype here:

> Much Anticipated RealTouch Now Available to the Public – Sounds like a great stocking stuffer…read the hype here:

> ‘Oprah Winfrey Show’ looks at women, porn, Jenna Jameson – The show bills Jameson as “the most famous porn star in the word.” Read the story here:

> Stagliano Counsel Opposes Latest Prosecutorial Motion – Read the story here:

> Playboy Announces Resignation of Linda Havard as Company’s Chief Financial Officer – “I am proud of what we have accomplished and wish everyone at the company continued success.” Read the story here:

> SocialKink Joins Forces with Rocker Lita Ford for ‘Wicked’ Contest – Read the hype here:

> Leaked Documents Reveal Anti-Piracy Cash Operation on Part of Law Firms – Read the story here:

> Lawsuit Involves Porn, Sex Toys, Deer Antlers – Just sounds like summer camp in Wisconsin. Read the story here:

> Palin Calls Levi Johnston’s Decision to Pose Nude, “Porn” – “heartbreaking to see the road he’s on right now.” Yeah, Sarah, that picture of you in shorts was tasteful. Read the story here:

> New Jersey Santa Gets 20 Years for Sex with Young Lads – Fire up the wood chipper and read the story here:

> The Vivid Screw Job? – Mike South writes: This is a legal way to fuck you out of your money. Read the story here:

> AVN Contractual Fraud Case Has March 2 Hearing – Beware of the Ides of March, Fishy. Read the story here:

> Confab Lab Interviews Bethany Sweet – Four word questions and four word answers. Read it here:

> Slain Brooke Phillips [aka Hayden Brooks] Had “Fuck You” Tattooed Inside Her Mouth – Just an odd story:

> Accomplished Broker Kicked Out Of Her Job For Posing For Playboy – Read the story here:

> Does sex still sell? Owner of the Supposedly “Best Adult Store in the Country” Answers – Boy, oh, boy, everyone must have a degree in porn economics. Read this dope’s interview here:

> Shelley Lubben Speaks at Church – If only daddy had said he loved her. GMAFB. Read the story here:

>Vivid’s Bill Asher: “Porn Index” points to economic recovery? – Trying to put lipstick on a pig. Read the theory here:

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