Sean writes: We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.
The Smoke Gets in Your Eyes award goes to LAFD Fire Station 63 in Venice.
The same fire station that just last year caught the ire of politicians and the community for allowing Brazzers to film porn stars prancing around their fire engines for a porn shoot is in trouble again after letting an exercise company shoot a video there showing a scantily clad woman dancing seductively with a Hula-Hoop.
Fire officials say they will investigate why firefighters allowed the filming.
Last year firefighters ended up not facing disciplinary action due to a loophole in the city charter involving the statute of limitations. I suspect they will not be so lucky this time.
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The If It’s Deviate Sexual Behavior There Must Be a Porn Angle award goes to George Sayers Jr. and his wife/daughter, wannabe porn star, Tiffany Hartford.
These two clowns were charged with third-degree sexual assault after DNA tests proved they were father and daughter and the parents of a child, according to an arrest warrant affidavit made public Tuesday in state Superior Court in Danbury.
Hartford told police that prior to becoming pregnant; she had aspirations of starring in porn films, according to an arrest warrant affidavit. Isn’t that just marvelous? Set your career goals high, Sweetheart.
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Because we’re in the holiday season, I bring you this warm and fuzzy award.
This week’s winner of the coveted Porn Industry Success Story award goes to Carmella Bing.
Carmella, who was born Sarah Marie Fass, was apprehended in an Irvine backyard early Wednesday and cited for drug paraphernalia possession by police following a stolen car she was riding in as part of an identity theft ring investigation.
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The Buddy Can You Spare a Dime award goes to Tom Byron.
Thirty year porn legend Tom Byron needs some work: “Nobody knows that I’m available to shoot and produce other projects because they all figure that I’m still doing Tom Byron Pictures; that I’m rolling. They see the ads every month and they go ‘Oh, Tom Byron? He’s doing good.
“But, I need to work,” Byron continued. “I wear many hats: producer, director, performer, actor, editor, photographer… I can put a film together from start to finish. It’d be too frustrating to just sit here and not utilize that. That’s why I’m moving forward with Tom Byron Company.”
Anyone who wants to throw Tom a bone, he can be contacted at 323-219-7759. Come to think of it, I do need my gutters cleaned out.
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The Desi and Elli Foxx award goes to the latest mother/daughter team of Jessica and Monica Sexxton.
These two clowns were prompted to create and sell their own porn when Jessica’s family, which includes a younger son and daughter Monica, were about to be evicted from their home three years ago.
Now don’t get excited, the mother-daughter duo do not actually touch each other during sex scenes due to legal reasons, but they usually have sex at the same time on camera and have the same sexual partners.
A party-pooper psychiatrist in Beverly Hills, Dr. Carole Lieberman, said the two are engaging in “emotional incest” because even if they are not having sex with one another, it is “titillating to one or both of them.”
While the two believe they will eventually make a lot of money from the porn [LMAO], adult film historian Bill Margold said it is unlikely they will.
“The adult industry is not that stupid. They have enough problems without creating on-camera incest.”
I suspect before long these two will follow the same path as Desi and Elli Foxx in which they end up turning against the industry because their dreams of fame and fortune never materialize.
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The Gloria Swanson award goes to Rebecca Bardoux.
During an interview with Lexington Steele on his Size Matters radio program, Bardoux related the following about the porn industry years gone by:
“Back in the day they weren’t ‘scenes’, they were movies. We were doing movies. We didn’t go to the set, fuck for two hours then go home. We had scripts. We were doing movies with dialogue.”
Commenting on the ready access that fans have online to porn performers, Bardoux added, “We used to go to conventions and they didn’t even get close to us. They stood in line and got our autographs. There was none of this the fans went to the same parties we did. There was a separation.
“We were considered stars and we were untouchable.”
Bardoux came into the industry in 1992 during the height of video tape productions. At best those porn ‘movies’ would best be described as cheesy TV sitcoms with productions lasting maybe 1 or 2 days.
Scripts and dialogue? Please. I saw better acting in a high school play. No, once porn stopped shooting with film and went to video tape porn movies in their truest sense came to an end.
Real porn movies such as The Opening of Misty Beethoven had real scripts, location shooting and months of production. Yes, those where the days that if you wanted to see porn you actually had to go to a movie theater.
Old has-been porn stars shouldn’t continue to live in the delusions of the past especially when they don’t know the history of this industry.
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