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The Roman Polanski award goes to Irina Ionesco, the mother of French actress Eva Ionesco.
Irina was well-known in the 1970s for her erotic photographs. This whacked-out shutterbug took explicit photos of Eva when she was between FOUR and 12 years old. In fact some of the photos appeared in a number of publications including European editions of magazines Playboy and Penthouse.
Eva sued her mother and now Mommy Dearest is on the hook to the tune of $10,000 euros in damages.
Eva’s lawyer told the court that the 1970s ‘were an era when paedophile networks still had a lot of influence’.
‘How can one open the legs of a four year old girl and take a snap?’ he said. ‘If art is photographing a child in these positions, I understand nothing of art,’ he said, adding: ‘The child is never presented as a child’ but as a ‘disguised prostitute’.
Eva’s lawyer tried to glide over the fact that her mother was a child pornographer by telling the court that the 1970s were a ‘more permissive’ time and such things were more accepted.
The Asia Carrera Mensa award goes to former Pawn Stars shop girl Olivia Black.
The former Gold and Silver Pawn Shop employee was reportedly fired from the store after nude photos of her surfaced online.
However, Black wrote on Facebook, “Just as simple as downsizing. It is of no fault of the guys. I still adore my bosses fully!!!”
From the Pawn Stars website – ‘Made famous by History’s #1 hit cable series Pawn Stars, the reality-based show that takes you inside the colorful world of the Las Vegas pawn business, the World Famous Gold & Silver Pawn Shop and the three generations of the Harrison family who run it have become a tourist destination all on their own in the Entertainment Capital of the world. Every day, fans of the show, tour buses, and even celebrities visit the shop in hopes of getting a glimpse of Rick, Corey, the Old Man and Chumlee.’
Yeah, it sure looks like business is really going down the crapper over there.
Simple as downsizing? Sure, whatever you say, Grasshopper.
The Gold Medal for Stupidity award goes to three-time U.S. Olympian and admitted $600 an hour prostie, Suzy Favor Hamilton.
She had it all: a Nike TV commercial, a swimsuit calendar, ongoing promotional work for Disney, the Big Ten Conference Female Athlete of the Year award given in her name.
Naïve at best and idiotic at worst, while Suzy used an alias, “Kelly Lundy,” when working as an escort, she inexplicably shared her true identity with several male clients, believing that her secret was somehow safe with strangers who paid for her company by leaving envelopes stuffed with cash on bathroom vanities in swanky hotels.
“I take full responsibility for my mistakes. I’m not the victim and I’m not going that route,” Suzy said. “I’m owning up to what I did. I would not blame anybody except myself.” She added, “Everybody in this world makes mistakes. I made a huge mistake. Huge.”
Contradicting herself however, Suzy bus-tossed her former clients. She said she expected other participants in the insular escort business to honor a code of silence. Though she seemed entirely sincere, it was nonetheless an incredulous notion that client and escort were morally bound by some implicit pledge of omerta.
These johns slept with a former Olympian, an All-American girl with a Wikipedia page and a Nike commercial on YouTube. How could they not boast a little to the boys back at the barber shop?
The Back in the USSR award goes to former Ukrainian porn star, Anastasia Hagen.
You think shooting porn in LA County is pain? Get a load of this: Hagen fled to the Czech Republic in February 2011 after Ukraine opened a criminal case against her on charges of producing and distributing pornography.
She faces up to seven years in jail under tough new laws on pornography that came into force in 2009. Ukrainian social services have also threatened to take her sons into care on the grounds that her connection with the porn industry makes her unworthy to raise children.
Hagen, who says her days as a porn actress are behind her, believes she is the victim of a populist crusade against pornography waged by politicians in her homeland.
“I am fighting for the right of women to decide what to do with their bodies and where to work. It’s their right. We all have the right to choose our own life,” Hagen says. “I thought we lived in the 21st century, but I feel Ukraine has gone back to the 19th century.”
Maybe the Free Speech Coalition should toss their support behind this lady. Then again maybe they shouldn’t. I mean with the complete and utter failure of their Measure B campaign, I suspect this poor woman would end up getting executed.
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