Sean Looks at The Week of 12/16/2012: Olympic-Sized Awards This Week

Sean writes – We don’t make the news, we just exploit it.

The Roman Polanski award goes to Irina Ionesco, the mother of French actress Eva Ionesco.

Irina was well-known in the 1970s for her erotic photographs. This whacked-out shutterbug took explicit photos of Eva when she was between FOUR and 12 years old. In fact some of the photos appeared in a number of publications including European editions of magazines Playboy and Penthouse.

Eva sued her mother and now Mommy Dearest is on the hook to the tune of $10,000 euros in damages.

Eva’s lawyer told the court that the 1970s ‘were an era when paedophile networks still had a lot of influence’.

‘How can one open the legs of a four year old girl and take a snap?’ he said. ‘If art is photographing a child in these positions, I understand nothing of art,’ he said, adding: ‘The child is never presented as a child’ but as a ‘disguised prostitute’.

Eva’s lawyer tried to glide over the fact that her mother was a child pornographer by telling the court that the 1970s were a ‘more permissive’ time and such things were more accepted.

The Asia Carrera Mensa award goes to former Pawn Stars shop girl Olivia Black.

The former Gold and Silver Pawn Shop employee was reportedly fired from the store after nude photos of her surfaced online.

However, Black wrote on Facebook, “Just as simple as downsizing. It is of no fault of the guys. I still adore my bosses fully!!!”

From the Pawn Stars website – ‘Made famous by History’s #1 hit cable series Pawn Stars, the reality-based show that takes you inside the colorful world of the Las Vegas pawn business, the World Famous Gold & Silver Pawn Shop and the three generations of the Harrison family who run it have become a tourist destination all on their own in the Entertainment Capital of the world. Every day, fans of the show, tour buses, and even celebrities visit the shop in hopes of getting a glimpse of Rick, Corey, the Old Man and Chumlee.’

Yeah, it sure looks like business is really going down the crapper over there.

Simple as downsizing? Sure, whatever you say, Grasshopper.

The Gold Medal for Stupidity award goes to three-time U.S. Olympian and admitted $600 an hour prostie, Suzy Favor Hamilton.

She had it all: a Nike TV commercial, a swimsuit calendar, ongoing promotional work for Disney, the Big Ten Conference Female Athlete of the Year award given in her name.

Naïve at best and idiotic at worst, while Suzy used an alias, “Kelly Lundy,” when working as an escort, she inexplicably shared her true identity with several male clients, believing that her secret was somehow safe with strangers who paid for her company by leaving envelopes stuffed with cash on bathroom vanities in swanky hotels.

“I take full responsibility for my mistakes. I’m not the victim and I’m not going that route,” Suzy said. “I’m owning up to what I did. I would not blame anybody except myself.” She added, “Everybody in this world makes mistakes. I made a huge mistake. Huge.”

Contradicting herself however, Suzy bus-tossed her former clients. She said she expected other participants in the insular escort business to honor a code of silence. Though she seemed entirely sincere, it was nonetheless an incredulous notion that client and escort were morally bound by some implicit pledge of omerta.

These johns slept with a former Olympian, an All-American girl with a Wikipedia page and a Nike commercial on YouTube. How could they not boast a little to the boys back at the barber shop?

The Back in the USSR award goes to former Ukrainian porn star, Anastasia Hagen.

You think shooting porn in LA County is pain? Get a load of this: Hagen fled to the Czech Republic in February 2011 after Ukraine opened a criminal case against her on charges of producing and distributing pornography.

She faces up to seven years in jail under tough new laws on pornography that came into force in 2009. Ukrainian social services have also threatened to take her sons into care on the grounds that her connection with the porn industry makes her unworthy to raise children.

Hagen, who says her days as a porn actress are behind her, believes she is the victim of a populist crusade against pornography waged by politicians in her homeland.

“I am fighting for the right of women to decide what to do with their bodies and where to work. It’s their right. We all have the right to choose our own life,” Hagen says. “I thought we lived in the 21st century, but I feel Ukraine has gone back to the 19th century.”

Maybe the Free Speech Coalition should toss their support behind this lady. Then again maybe they shouldn’t. I mean with the complete and utter failure of their Measure B campaign, I suspect this poor woman would end up getting executed.


> Hot to Trot Teach Arrested for Sexual Assault of Two Lucky Students –

> Iowa Supreme Court Rules Employers Can Fire Workers They Find Too Sexy –

> The Grand Vizier Reports: Will The John Cornetta-Frank Koretsky Fallout Wind Up Being a “Lynch Mob”? –

> Former Oakland cop’s new role: Gay porn star –

> Wanna Move the Porn Industry to Texas? Advertise Your House for a Shoot and You Wind up On the Internet –

> Suzy Favor Hamilton Charged $6K for 24-Hour Dates; But Did She Do Anal? –

> From the Let’s Shoot Porn in the Ukraine Dept.: Former Ukrainian Porn Star, Persecuted At Home, Battles For EU Asylum –

> Scumbag Female Kiddie Pornographer Arrested –

> Fabian Thylmann Will Be Home for Christmas; Posts Bail –

> Big Ten Needs to Re-Think Naming of Trophies –

> Der Bossen Fuehrer Will Be Home for Christmas; Posts Bail –

> Die Welt Lifts the Veil Off Manwin –

> Savanna Samson From Porn Star To Italian Wine Maven –

> U.S. Olympian’s Secret Life As Las Vegas Escort –

> De Spiegel Looks at Der Bossen Fuehrer and Jeff Steward from JM Productions –

> From the Mainstream Loves You Dept.: ‘Pawn Stars’ shop girl Olivia Black fired after her porn site past is revealed –

> Sgt Schultz Translates Full Fabian Thylmann Account from Die Welt; Lifts the Veil Off Manwin –

> Christmas Movie Kids: Where Are They Now? Scott Schwartz [He Was With Me at an Italian Restaurant Wednesday Night] –

> She Exercised Free Speech Now Miss USA Loser Must Cough Up $5M –

> James Deen: I Miss My Cat; I’m a Hopeless Romantic –

> French model who appeared naked in Playboy at age 11 is suing her OWN MOTHER for taking the picture –

> Don Haidl dies: key figure in Sheriff Carona’s rise and fall; His Son Jammed a Pool Cue Up a Drunk Girl’s Ass Prompting a Trial –

> Sound Like Measure B? “Any business owner in America should be concerned when a government agency attempts to regulate your business” –

> James Franco’s Documentary About Premiering At Sundance –

> Remember Scotty Schwartz? A Christmas Story named to The Library of Congress’ Film Registry –

> Very Important to Read: Online ransom a threat to porn users, companies and individuals in 2013 –

> Steven St. Croix Doesn’t Know What He’s Talking About? –

> When Politicians Say Really Dumb Things: Mick Huckabee Says Sandy Hook Happened Because We’ve Taken God Out of Public Schools –

> Erika Icon Woke Up to 30,000 New Twitter Followers; How Could Such a Thing Happen? –

> “Adult Industry Icon” Robin Byrd Profiled by NY Times with Her New Weekly Show –

> Still Moving to Arizona? Webcam House Exposed –

> Doctoral Candidate: By visiting a single ‘YouTube’ porn site, you can see more sex acts in a minute than the most promiscuous Victorians could have seen in a lifetime –

> Steven St. Croix Throws Down the Gauntlet: “If you want to continue to work in this industry, you have to pay the freight” –

> Special Effects Artist Remy Couture Testifies at His Obscenity Trial –

> Gay Performer Josh Weston Dies At Age 39 –

> Amanda Seyfried Talks About Lovelace Film on Conan –

> Looks Like it Means Business; LA County Strikes at The Porn Industry with Some Bureaucratic Ball Busting –

> Tito Ortiz on Celebrity Ghost Stories: Jenna Jameson was ‘trapped by an entity’; maybe it was A Process Server –

> Search Engine: You Porn and XHamster Together Have Over 735,000 Videos; People Have Watched Over 1.2 Million Years of Porn on Them –

> Results of Yale Porn Survey: And It’s Not Redneck Porn; Amateur Genre Most Popular –

> Las Vegas Gun Show: Boy, Did AVN Pick the Wrong Week –

> Bill Margold: “Everyone on the Free Speech Board Should Step Down Because They Lost Measure B”; Calls Board member Mark Kernes “Obsequious” –

> Peter North a Brand Ambassador for Shy Love’s Talent Agency –

> Orgasm News Interviews Mike Kulich; “Giving Back is Also a Huge Part of My Mission” –

> Company statement: “Manwin’s global operations remain unaffected” –

> James Deen Hosting a New Radio Show –

> Model Cindy Crawford Wants –

> Thoughts Over The Morning’s Coffee: Dating a Porn Chick? Social Networking is a No-No; Mike Kulich Connected to the Hell’s Angels? –

> We’re Calling BS onThis Story: TMZ Reports That Redneck Reality TV Ignites Surge in Hillbilly Porn –

> Married with Children: Der Bossen Fuehrer Profiled by The Daily Mail –

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