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The Shelley Lubben award winner goes to the Republican Party of Texas.
While formulating their new party platform, these Texas wing nuts have proposed the following: outlaw same sex marriage, outlaw anal sex, outlaw oral sex, outlaw sexually oriented businesses [including strip clubs] and outlawing all pornography. Oh, and none of that teaching school kids that “family” should not be redefined to include homosexual couples.
No word yet on the theory that women should be barefoot and pregnant, but I suspect that will come out in the revised version at a later date.
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The Mr. Magoo award goes to Mets pitcher Johan Santana.
As the story goes, this fireballer was on a golf course when he whipped out his driver and made unwanted advances toward his female golf partner. It appears he sank a few putts into her, but when it came time to shoot for the hole in one, Mr. Magoo overshot the green and ended up with a double bogey dripping down her upper thigh.
After the police investigated the incident they determined: “There was not enough evidence to prove lack of consent, the alleged victim’s statement is not consistent with other witnesses.”
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The Horsing Around award does to Byron Christopher Jordan.
It appears Byron took his love of horses’ one step further than most people. This week police arrested the equine Romeo after they were summoned to a rural Georgia barn and found him wearing nothing more than dirty pajama bottoms with the fly open. Byron was charged with bestiality. Once told of the charges Bryon allegedly told officers, “But I never fucked Joslyn James.”
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The You Can Call Me Al award goes to Al Gore.
After being accused of having an affair with Larry David’s ex-wife, a shocking, if not hysterical, news story broke in which a masseuse claimed that our former Vice President made unwanted sexual advances toward her. How could she tell, did this stiff blink his eyes?
As the story goes, Big Al was in Oregon in 2006 to give a speech about his crackpot global warming theory. The alleged assault took place once the masseuse arrived at Big Al’s hotel room. She claimed he attempted a “big tongue kiss,” “caressed” her “back and buttocks and breasts” and “shoved” her hand down to his pubic region. After paying $540 for the massage, I don’t think it’s unexpected for Big Al to expect a happy ending.
After a police investigation, Big Al was not charged with a crime.
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The Liar Liar Pants on Fire award goes to Devon James.
As if there would be any doubt to begin with, DNA test results released this week finally proved that Devon James claim that Tiger Wood fathered her son is false. The test showed that some guy named Pele Watkins is the kid’s dad. Gee, what a shocker there. As of yet James or her lard-ass husband have not commented on this latest setback in their attempt at fame and fortune and fraud. I guess they are waiting for someone to pay them to comment.
Don’t worry about poor Devon, however. She’s on to bigger things now as it was reported that she has now become a member of some fly-by-night outfit called the Celebrity Wrestling Federation. That new venture sounds like it has success written all over it.
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I don’t want to split hairs, but if a butt pirate has a clean and updated AIM test, they should be able to fuck anyone they want and shouldn’t be discriminated against.
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Sean’s MILF fuck scale: 2 … But my editor, who appears to love weathered old crevasses, I’m sure would get her a 10.
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> Janine’s Other Ex Now Hanging It All on Jesse James, Blaming Him for the “Unfit Mom” Court Letter – Time for this creep to crawl back into his hole. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42505
> Judge’s ruling in Strip Club Crackdown sets up 300 cases for court – And the lawyers get rich. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42504
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> “Addiction to porn is real, destructive” – ‘About $100 billion is spent each year on the porn drug in America.’ That just destroyed any legitimacy this story had for me. Read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42502
> Miami New Times: Golden Girls Porn Parody Looks “Kind of Horrendous”; see the clip – I guess the Miami New Times won’t be getting a screener. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42501
> Model Amor Vittone Slams the filming of a porn movie Similar to Her Marriage – Vittone released a statement saying she would not comment on the movie and was considering legal action against the producers. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42500
> Jailer who Posed for Playboy May Have Violated Policy – “I’m happy with what I did,” Lunderby said. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42499
> Chicago: Media “Whores” in Q&A at Exxxtacy 2010 – I can only hope these jack-nuts get booed off the stage. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42498
> Strippers File Oil Spill Compensation Claim; Pay Czar Says It Seems “Dubious” – That’s code for piss-off. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42497
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> What’s a Porn Party Without Assault & Battery? This Time It’s JayRock and Batman in a “Smash” Down – After a bunch of warnings from Dale to shut his mouth there was one comment too many and…Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42495
> Lisa Ann’s Talent Agency Closing – “I’m at this point where I’ve got a few years left [performing] and I really want to make the most of it.” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=42493