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The Dope of the Week Award winner is Ashley Greene. It appears this idiot took nude photos of herself and low and behold they end up on the Internet. Not surprisingly, she’s now outraged and her attorneys have demanded that the photos be removed or this dope will sue. If this wasn’t such a blatant attempt at getting publicity, she’d win the Media Whore award hands down. Unfortunately, she’s just a dope.
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Bullshit Quote of the Week: “I’m happy for the production, but I feel bad for exploiting the girls’ situation.” This from Matt Morningwood in referring to the fact that before the economy tanked he was paying girls $2500.00 for a multi-partner shoot but now he only pays $1800.00. I’m sure he feels bad. Just like the fox after he ate all the chickens in the henhouse. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36573
This week’s Sasha Grey Media Whore Award winner is Tony Curtis. After telling his life story in his first memoir, American Prince, published in 2008 this media whore decided to kill another few thousand trees and bless us all with his latest memoir: Some Like it Hot: My Memories of Marilyn Monroe and the Making of the Classic Movie.
In the book he claims that during the shooting of the film he knocked up Monroe. I find it funny that with everything that has been written over the years about her that some writer missed this blockbuster news. I also find this media whore’s story hard to believe because it was written that she developed a rapport with [Jack] Lemmon, and that she disliked Curtis especially after hearing that he had described their love scenes as “like kissing Hitler.” Too bad Marilyn has been dead for 47 years or she could confirm or deny the story. That sure makes it convenient for this media whore. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36572
The Creep of the Week winner is Tawnya Rae Burrows. This jack off took it upon herself to show 2 children aged 7 and 8 a porn flick. That’s really a lack of good judgment. Oh, but this goof ass takes it one level higher by breaking out her sex toys and using them on the children including one child who is two years old. This creep has a laundry list of charges against her and if found guilty of them I suggest she be placed in a wood chipper. Then again maybe I’m just too liberal. www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36584
The Douche Bag Award – After reading this weekly review, you would think that Roger Dale Roberts is this week’s Douche Bag award winner: he was convicted on three counts of making child sexually abusive material — pornography — by video-recording himself having sex with a 17-year-old girl. Sorry, but this time you’re wrong. The Douche Bag winners are the “victim” and her parents.
The “victim” was “a few months” shy of her 18th birthday so her parents signed a consent form for her to appear in the porn flick. Later, in trying to cover her own ass, Mommy said “he was consenting to take pictures, not rape her [daughter].” And what did the “victim” say after the trial? “Thank God he’s put away,” she commented after the sentencing. “He can’t hurt another little girl.” She’s comparing herself to a little girl? Geez, what a bunch of douche bags.
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> On the set of Sin City’s Naughty Blond MILF Librarians
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> Kenny Gallo’s Book About Crime and the Adult Business is Mesmerizing – Ask Peter North who Gallo calls “a suppressed, self-loathing homosexual”…
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> Goldstar Melodrama- Did Eli Almost Choke a Model Out? Is Joel Running from Something? – Read from the rumor mill: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36677
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> Cummin’ At You 3D Stars Tommy Gunn and Sindee Jennings To Appear on Playboy Radio’s Night Calls – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36669
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> Crazy turn in Pitino sex scandal; $10M Hush Money Demand? – Scumbag v. Scumbag. Read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36663
> You Tube Bans Britney Brooks & Adult Mobile Provider Mobihun – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36662
> Not Free but Freedom of Choice Killed Porn – Another halfcocked explanation why you’re broke. Read it here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36661
> Kenny Gallo: Who knew that ricers could be gangsters? – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36660
> Former Porn Producer Kenny Gallo Pens Memoir, “Breakshot, a life in the 21st Century American Mafia” – This guy appears to be the Forest Gump of organized crime. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36659
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> Lone Star Pornutopia Returns to Houston This December – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36653
> The Reggie Miller Texting Sex Scandal – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36652
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> Adult Ad Network MediaJerky.com Officially Launches – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36637
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> Details Revealed in Rick Pitino Sex Extortion Case – I can’t figure out who is the bigger scumbag. Maybe you can here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36621
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> Hedge funders’ lawsuit claims money went to porn investment, swingers’ resort – Dickheads got what they deserved. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36613
> Porn king Steve Crow slams NZ Breast Cancer Foundation After They Reject His $5000 Pledge – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36612
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> At Disney World: Man Found Guilty Of Groping Minnie Mouse – I heard she was fucking Goofy. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36611
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Sean’s Hot-to-Trot Teach Fuck Scale: Crazy 8
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> Former Day Care Center Proposed as Sex Club – It was a daycare center 5 years ago. Slow news day in Bumfuck Oregon. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36600
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> iPhone and Mobile Porn Deal Signed Between iPorn.com and Pink Visual – Two of the biggest media whores combine forces. Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36597
> Former jail supervisor and Ohio county settle lawsuit over alleged office porn viewing – A dumbass gets a payday. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36595
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> Knights of Columbus Condemn Porn Industry – Read the hype here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36587
Sean: Fortunately, the Loyal Order of Beaver Lovers still stands by the industry.
> More on the Ashley Greene Nudie Pic Scandal – Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36586
> Ashley Greene Threatens Legal Action over Nude Pictures – “The photos in question, which appear to be of our client, are illegal…” Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36585
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> Digital Playground Contract Girl Rio Valentine Faking Her Pregnancy? – A porn star lying? Say it isn’t so. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36577
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> LA Times: Tough times in the porn industry; Girls Admit They’re Not Working – The real world sucks, doesn’t it. Read the story here: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=36573