Sean Looks at the Week of 10/25/2009 in Review; Craig Gross Wins Seka Mathematics Institute Award

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The Dope of the Week Award winner is Crown Model Management. When the light comes on, the cockroaches dive for cover. In this case, these dopes delete things from their web site.

Earlier last week Adultfyi posted a link to Crown’s web site exposing the following condition for employment: “I understand that Crown Model Management requires live auditions of all applicants. I am comfortable performing any and/or all of the sexual acts which I selected above at the time of my audition, and I understand that this will be required of me. I.E., I am comfortable having sex at my audition.”

A mini fire storm began and Crown started to feel the heat. And per usual this day and age, Crown attacked the messenger, Adultfyi. These dopes wrote to explain: “The audition “requirement” is simply mentioned on the application to weed out the “serious from the curious” applicants, and has since been removed due to the negative press about it – published by you.”

Crown also wrote: “AIM supports us as one of the reputable agents or managers in the business….” After watching AIM’s video, Porn 102 , I highly suspect AIM would question Crown’s live auditions policy. Maybe AIM could issue a press release on their endorsement of adult businesses and their stance on actors having to do live auditions. Until that happens, or when Hell freezes over, Crown can enjoy their Dope trophy.

The Errol Flynn Hero Award goes to Judge Wayne Timmerman. He ruled this week that past hot-teach and current sex offender, Debra Lafave, can have appropriate unsupervised contact with any child under the age of 18. Thanks to his ruling, the good judge has lifted the hopes of every prepubescent male teen of getting laid in the Tampa Florida area. And for that, we salute you.

Seka Mathematics Institute Award winner is Craig Gross. Pastor Craig claims that since 2002 his web site,, has received 60 million visitors. Impressive: that works out to about 8.6 million a year.

However, his site’s Alexa rank is 135,595. By using his fuzzy math, Adultfyi, which ranks 46,521, would average about 25.8 million visitors a year. Pastor Craig also claims the title of having the “No. 1 Christian porn site” on the Internet. That’s kinda like having the title of the No. 1 Black Klu Klux Klan site on the Internet. Anyway, work on your math skills, Skippy. We’ll let you get back to manipulating the mainstream press and preparing for another one of your half-baked porn debates with Ron Jeremy.

The Creep of the Week winner is Gore Vidal. This flaming creep had the nerve to call Roman Polanski’s rape victim “a young hooker.” If that isn’t bad enough, he claims the only reason the authorities went after Polanski is because he is Jewish and a foreigner. Of course, it had nothing to do with the fact that he drugged and had anal sex with an under aged girl. Go piss off you old ass pirate. www,

Tiny Tim Lame-O Award goes to Shauna Sand and Vivid. After about two weeks of manipulating the mainstream press with stories about how upset she was that her sex tape was going to be released, Shauna Sand now admits that she signed the model release. She also admits that she even edited the flick. She and the little guy at Vivid should be commended: P.T. Barnum couldn’t have done it better. She also admitted early on that she has shot more than one of these flicks, so don’t be surprised when Vivid releases the box set before Christmas.

The Norman Einstein Award winner is Phillies’ fan and ticket whore, Susan Finkelstein. This Einstein places an ad on Craigslist looking for World Series tickets: “Diehard Phillies fan – gorgeous tall buxom blonde – in desperate need of two World Series Tickets. Price negotiable – I’m the creative type! Maybe we can help each other!” Now, I’m no Einstein myself, but in reading that ad I’m thinking she isn’t offering to mow your lawn. Anyway, an undercover police officer meets her at a local bar and she tells the officer what sex acts she was willing to engage in for the tickets. Married with children, she will be receiving a summons via mail on charges of soliciting prostitution and related misdemeanors.

The story does have a happy ending, so to speak. A local radio station gave Finkelstein and her husband two tickets to game 3 of the Fall Classic. I just wonder what kind of sex act she’ll offer a vendor at the pall park for a box of peanuts and Crackerjack.

Belated Birthdays – Veronica Hart [57] 10/27, Tanya James [25] 10/27, Serenity [40] 10/29, Misty Vonage [43] 10/31,

> Fox News: Police Search for Killer of Damien Michaels; Got Hooked on Crack Says Rob Spallone – Good to see Uncle Rob being quoted in the news again. It’s been a long time. Read the story here:

> Witch Hunter in Rob Black Case Calling it Quits; Running for Congress? She’s Perfect [Snicker] – Read the story here:

Sean’s U.S. Attorney Fuck Scale: 1 … But former ESPN’s Steve Phillips’ Fuck Scale: 12

> Update on the Damien Michaels Stabbing Death; See the News Clip – Read the story here:

> “Porn now recession prone” Whoa….. – Read what you already know here:

> Streeting Tuesday: Jenna’s Dirty Little Secret from Club Jenna – Shhh…I’ve Got a Secret…Tito’s pee-pee is only an inch long. Read the hype here:

> Dynasty’s ‘Insatiable: 30th Anniversary Collector’s Edition’ is its Most Successful Release – Too bad half the people in the flick are dead. Read the hype here:

> Tony Scott to Direct Chippendales Biopic – Read the story here:

> Lexington Steel Wraps Shooting of ‘The Lexington Steele Show’ – Montel Williams with a 12” cock. Read the hype here:

> Update: She’s Written a Book: Monica Mayhem’s Naked Truths – Read the interview here:

> Update: Texas Law Challenged After Man Allegedly Forces Daughters to Watch ‘Hardcore Porn’ – Read the story here:

> Oklahoma Legislator taking aim at teen ‘sexting’ – “Sexting destroys reputations and lives” Read the story here:

> Texas Tech’s Mike Leach Doesn’t Regret Fat Little Girlfriends Remark; Tho’ He Meant to Say BBW’s – “There will be some people inconvenienced and if that happens to be their fat little girlfriends, too bad.” Read the story here:

> Porn Spammer Slammed with $711 Million Judgment – Are those Seka dollars or American dollars? Read the story here:

> Sexy New Cast Members Give Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power – Read the hype here:

> Will Fonzie Finally Commit? Hustler’s New Parody, This Ain’t Happy Days XXX: Fonzie Luvs Pinky – Read the hype here:

> Fetish Nation: Fashion Passion Hosts Official Dirty Show After-Party – Read the hype here:

> Private Media Group Achieves 100% Coverage in France, via Numericable – Read the hype here:

> Selling Adult Content: Chinese Web site accused by M Resort – Read the story here:

> Nightmobile Partners with Immoral Productions for mobile sites – Read the hype here:

> Returns from Venus International Trade Fair – Read the hype here:

> NY Times Editorial: A Win for Internet Speech – A federal judge in Chicago wisely threw out the suit last week. Read the story here:

> Jessica Drake Talks About Tyra Banks; See the Clip –

> Texas law on children seeing porn being challenged – Read the story here:

> CNN Reports on ‘Porn Recession’ – “It does pay more, and I’m working less, and I’m home with my kids more. I love that.” Dingbat alert. Read the story here:

> Update of US v. Kilbride: Ninth Circuit Upholds Obscenity Convictions Based on Spam – Kilbride was sentenced to 78 months imprisonment and Schaffer was sentenced to 63 months. Read the story here:

> Kayden Kross on Cover of the January Club – Read the hype here:

> Jessica Biel Signs On for a Sex Romp – You mean our little angel, Sasha Grey, didn’t get the role? Read the story here:

> Adam Glasser [Seymore Butts] writes new sex guide: ‘Rock Her World’ – Read the story here:

Sean: The most important thing to remember, gentlemen: money makes women horny. You’ll thank me later.

> Playmate of the Year: My Boyfriend Beat Me with a Baseball Bat [She Must Have Owed Him Money] – Sounds like a simple case of Italian foreplay. Read the story here:

> Dodgers Frank McCourt: Jamie Was Doing the Limo Driver – Also caught her in a dark room with 3 Dodger Dogs. Read the story here:

> Newest Site Explores “Reality Femdom” with Ongoing Cast of Characters – Read the hype here:

> Website Only: Joanna Angel and BurningAngel Releases “Dong of the Dead” for Halloween – Read the hype here:

> Preacher-Turned-Reality Star Will Stand Trial in Porn Actress Girlfriend’s Murder – Read the story here:

> $400 dinners, $5000 Hotel Rooms- The McCourts Lived Large Thanks to Dodger Fans – And the lawyers get rich. Read the story here:

> AVN Hall of Famer Francesca Le Licks Ass in New Jake Malone Title – Read the hype here:

> research shows that sex toys make people live longer – Wanna guess what Sinless Touch sells? Read the hype here:

> 9th Circuit: Obscenity Should Be Defined by U.S. Community Standards – Nice way to copout. Read the story here:

> Jenna Haze Finds Success with Top Adult Toy for Men – Read the story here:

> Scat porn maker loves Bayonetta and her ‘erotic’ hair – Read the story here:

> Woman arrested for trying to trade sex for World Series tickets – Then, she asked if the ticketholder had two tickets, and he claimed he did and she was willing to up the sexcapades…Read the story here:

> “Why Janet Romano and Rob Zicari have no business being in federal prison” – ‘Maybe Janet Romano should have drugged and sodomized a 13-year-old.’ Read an idiot’s essay here:

> Immoral Girls of the Week – Bree Olson and Ashley Fires – Read the hype here:

> 12 New Jersey Geezerettes Pose Nude for Prostate Awareness Calendar – Knock the dust off that beaver, grandma, and let’s see some pink. Read the story here:

> Pink Visual teams up with Fleshbot for Contest – Read the hype here:

> Adam & Eve Gets International Humanitarian Award at Hot D’or; Kayden Kross Best American Starlet – Read the hype here:

> Case Closed in Jesus Sex Harassment Suit – Read the story here:

> Strip Club Owner Apologized – ”I made a poor choice…” Read the story here:

> Make Your Own Parody: Joanna Angel Wants To Tattoo You – Read the hype here:

> Porn Flounders, But Adult Novelty Business Booms – Read the glorified commercial here:

> Debbie Does Dallas—30 Years Later More Rave Reviews! – Read the hyper here:

> With New Video, Flo Rida Pimps Sex Site Based in Boca – Read the hype here:

> “Joe Francis Suing — Jayde Threatened to Kill Me!” – And one wonders why our court system is bogged down. Read the story here:

> No Class NY Post Goes On the Attack By Putting Phillies Shane Victorino in a Dress – I think somebody is a little too sensitive. Read the story here:

> Bankruptcy judge approves Questex bidding plan – The company has said the show will continue as planned. But then you read this…

> Poll: New South Wales Adult Film Ban is Wrong – Read the story here:

> Another Sports Figure Suspended by ESPN; Bob Griese Makes Taco Joke – At least he wasn’t fucking some intern that looks like Larry Csonka. Read the story here:

> Rosanna Dana Won’t Get 60 Lashes After All for Sex-Related TV Show – She’ll be stoned to death instead. Read the story here:

> Another OJ Verdict? SpankingJudge Found Not Guilty Of Sexually Abusing Inmates – Read the story here:

> Gentlemen’s Video and Announce Launch of – Read the hype here:

> Sasha Grey in the November Issue of Germany’s GQ Magazine – Our little media whore is all grown up. Read the story here:

> Bronson Pinchot: Tom Cruise – Homophobic And Boring – Read the story here:

> Anna Span, the feminist porn director, on Sex and Money – Read the interview here:

> Paul Thomas Out at Vivid? – Dawned on the lawn jockey all his movies sucked. Read the story here:

> Steve Phillips’ Skank Brooke Hundley Also Out at ESPN – Another stray loose on the streets. Read the story here:

> 16 arrested during Girls Gone Wild event – Seven women were charged with indecent exposure. Read the story here:

> Anti-Porn Week: WRAP Mobilizes Americans to Take Action Against Pornography – “It is clear that the explosion of hardcore pornography on the Internet and elsewhere is fueling this moral crisis…” Me, I blame free porn. Read the story here:

> FBI: 50 Children Rescued From Prostitution in National Sting – “Child prostitution continues to be a significant problem in our country…” Read the story here:

> Is Misty Stone Porn’s Best Actress?; Check Out Her Interview Clip – She’s an outstanding actress…she tells you that over and over again. Read the story here:

> And All for a Skank: ESPN’s Steve Phillips Fired for Screwing Around – “Steve Phillips is voluntarily admitting himself to an inpatient treatment facility to address his personal issues.” Read the story here:

> Mobile Adult Study Looks at Key Drivers – Read the story here:

> Dodgers Owner’s Ex Wife Caught by TMZ – Going to the plate with someone else’s bat. Read the story here:

> Alleged connections to strip clubs, adult stores draws criticism on two candidates – Read the story here:

> Donny Long to Become a Worldwide Traveler?; But Will He Be a Better Speller for It? – Read Gulliver’s travels here:

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