Sean’s Random Thoughts for the Week of September 16, 2013 – Buddy, Can You Spare a Dime? and NFL Predictions

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* Instead of using the old porn model of suckering one big whale into supporting a project, Shane’s World has decided it’s best to entice hundreds of guppies.

Shane’s World announced this week that they are seeking to raise $25,000 in 45 days via adult crowdfunding site Offbeatr in order to shoot “Shane’s World 43.”

They claim the campaign will see some lucky adult video patrons help with casting, help choose a location, receive “porn star telephone calls,” travel with the cast during production, take home “custom made sex videos,” get Shane’s World sex toys, and go to the “Shane’s World 43” premiere….and have the word ‘Idiot’ tattooed on the patron’s forehead next to the company’s logo.

After about a week Shane’s World has $950.00 pledged from people who haven’t realized nobody pays for porn anymore.

* Porn industry ambassador and mother of the year candidate, Farrah Abraham, continued to give us in the AdultFYI newsroom reason to get out of bed each morning.

Radaronline reported this week that our girl Farrah didn’t learn much from her 10 days of rehab earlier this year.

Just over two months after she was kicked out of a Florida recovery center, Abraham confessed to being “drunk” and “out of hand” during a recent night out in Miami.

“So the Vivid club last night really got out of hand,” she said. “I watched some of those videos. Excuse the F word. It kind of gets crazy when you’re drunk and it’s like exciting, and you know. You know how it is!”

Yes we do, Sugar….keep it up and keep making us proud.

* On his show this week Rob Black tore into Alana Evans after Black claims she called Cameron Bay a traitor for seeking help from the Aids Healthcare Foundation for Bay’s HIV treatment.

“I guess it’s cool with the people you hang around with, Alana Evans, but it takes tons and tons of money to have proper medication and the last I heard most people want to live their life to the fullest. So when a 26 year-old girl is sitting alone in her house in Arizona and can’t afford $150,000 a year for her HIV treatment, she’s supposed to die?”

“People came along and offered her a chance to live and you’re sitting around living for $200 a fucking show. You’re honestly going to say Cameron Bay is a traitor? Let’s see over the next ten years, a chance to live vs. cookies? Are we all going to have this debate? Or do you just want to get your name back in the media? Are you happy now? You got you name mentioned. Alana Evans the traitor who works for $200 a radio show.”

On a related note, Rob Black also reported that Kink.com is apparently disputing Cameron Bay’s workman’s comp claim.

* You do understand that if you catch HIV this industry will turn their backs on you, right? I mean you must have been escorting on the side or were a crossover actor, right? There is absolutely no chance you could have gotten the disease on any porn set, right?

Oh, and you’re appearing in pornos for what? Oh, yeah, the fame and fortune….I almost forgot.

* Attention Porn Companies – The U.S. Department of Labor’s Occupational Safety and Health Administration (OSHA) has ordered officials from Delaware’s Optimum Plastics to pay $81,000 in penalties because of three violations involving the company’s winder machines.

Four Optimum employees broke bones in their forearms in separate incidents in May, 2012, and January, February, and April, 2013. The injuries occurred while the victims operated winder machines that lacked adequate guarding, according to an OSHA news release.

“Optimum Plastics made no effort to provide adequate machine guarding, even after multiple employees suffered injuries while operating this equipment. That is unacceptable,” OSHA Area Director Deborah Zubaty said.

Note – “Companies must be aware of the hazards that exist in their facilities and take all possible precautions to minimize the risk of injury.”

Keep those checkbooks handy and have a nice day.

* NFL Predictions – Last week I compiled a less than stellar 10-6 record and after two weeks my overall record is 21 – 11. With wounded pride I present to you my week 3 picks.

Tennessee over San Diego – The Chargers take another long trip to the east to play a Titans team that is playing better than I would have guessed.

New Orleans over Arizona – Sure, the Cardinals beat the Lions last week but the Saints are light years better than the boys from Detroit. Saints in a walk.

Dallas over St. Louis – Tony Romo still the Cowboys’ quarterback? The game will be closer than it looks.

Minnesota over Cleveland – The Browns traded their starting running back to the Colts so they are already looking forward to next year’s draft. The Vikings are a desperate team coming in with an 0-2 record. This game is a lock: bet your blood test money on this baby.

Baltimore over Houston – The Ravens will ugly-up this game and pull out a close win.

Giants over Carolina – And speaking of ugly….Both teams are 0-2 and are in a ‘must win’ situation. The Giants have the better talent.

Detroit over Washington – RG III is still showing signs of rust after the first two weeks of the season. The Lions have too many weapons for the Skins to deal with.

New England over Tampa – A much calmer Tom Brady will have very little difficulty with a Bucs team in turmoil.

Cincinnati over Green Bay – This will be a high scoring affair with the Bengals pulling out a win.

Miami over Atlanta – The Dolphins defeated the Colts in Indy last week and Atlanta plays outside for the first time this year in hot and humid Miami. I’m taking Flipper’s boys in a walk.

San Francisco over Indianapolis – After getting trounced in Seattle last week I expect the 49ers to rebound easily over the Colts.

Seattle over Jacksonville – Seattle fans can fire up the victory cigar shortly after the opening kickoff in this onesided affair.

Buffalo over Jets – I’ll be honest, I flipped a coin on this cluster of a game.

Chicago over Pittsburgh – The Steelers still scare me a little and the Bears have had two last minute comeback wins this season. I’ll take the Bears in another close game.

Denver over Oakland – In week one Peyton Manning passed for 6 or 7 TD passes and I expect a repeat performance against the once proud silver & black.

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