Sgt. Schultz Writes: Jefferson XXX Porn Parody a Piece of Scheisse

Ich muss scheissen, entschudigung.

Sgt. Schultz e-mails me: “I am getting tired of seeing every Tom, Dick and Harry attempt to make a porn movie parody. I have watched plenty of these things and believe me when I tell you that the only really good ones come from New Sensations, XPlay and a few from Hustler.

“Did you see that Jeffersons XXX Parody piece of shit from Metro? Holy fuck that thing was horrible they didn’t even spend the money to purchase a maid uniform for Florence the housekeeper or attempt to get the laugh track even remotely correct.

“I can not believe this movie got nominations from avn and xbiz. Guys- this is an art-form and not something to just throw together to make a quick buck but that is how porn and I guess the real world is filled with lousy copy Kat artistes.

Now you have Taryn Thomas doing JerseyshoreXXX.com which is fine but I can almost imagine this is going to be a total piece of crapola. Not that Taryn is not a hot chick because she is (I met her a few years ago) but it takes real movie making skills to create something that really works well. Anybody can shoot a shitty movie. Please leave this for the big boys like Axel Braun, Will Ryder and Lee Roy Meyers and people stop wasting your hard earned cash on the shit for brains imitators.”

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