I just talked to The Grand Vizier through a morning haze of Auchicloss cigarettes and a bottle of Malakas, a special liqueur he has imported. Normally I’d wouldn’t sip this early, but The Vizier gave me the skinny on what may be the biggest story ever to hit the adult industry.
Ah, but you’ll have to wait until later today. Just look at this as my Mayan calendar present to a certain big player in the industry whose sales girl treated me like a leper years ago when I inquired if they would take a banner on this site. Only after she first emailed me to say they were interested in acquiring one.
I digress, but The Grand Vizier won’t.