Taking a Page out of the Steve Hirsch Playbook, Scores Offers Tiger Woods a Deal He’ll Never Accept

from www.perezhilton.com – Don’t be a fool! It’s $1 million! Lord knows your wife is going to take you for a lot more than that!

Since we’ve all become aware of Tiger Wood’s love of VIP cocktail waitresses and strippers, NYC strip club Scores thought it a good idea to offer the pro-adulterer $1 million to endorse their club as well as become their new Human Resources Director.

He certainly is a people person!

The corporate office even has sent out a letter to Tiger officially offering him the position and we have it for you right here!

Give it a read:

“Dear Mr. Tiger Woods,

As the nation watches your endorsement deals collapse in the wake of your adultery scandal and doors have been closing on many sponsorships and opportunities, we would like to take this time to present you with an opportunity where we open the doors back up to endorsements…

As we took note that you have recently lost endorsements and advertising spots for products such as Gillette and Gatorade, we thought you might be interested in a new endorsement deal with our establishment.

As we recently re-opened under new ownership and management, SCORES would be honored to have you endorse our club and be employed by us as our Human Resources Director, for which, we will offer you a fee of $1 million. We would also like your help in the design of a new room, to be dedicated as the “Tiger Woods Room.” We believe that you have the knowledge and expertise to succeed in this role, should you accept this offer.

We look forward to your response.”

We wouldn’t hold our breaths on getting a reply quickly…or at all.

(Wonder what kinds of shenanigans could play out in the Tiger Woods Room? )

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