Thoughts Over The Morning’s Coffee: Hey, Ma, I Wanna Be Just Like Jenna Jameson

Jenna Jameson officially will be 39 years old April 9th. But this past Saturday Jameson partied in Las Vegas like it was 1999. During which Jameson unveiled her new hair style- the color green embellished with shaved sides. Posting some of those pictures, The Huffington Post proclaimed it a sight to behold. I’ll say.

No, it wasn’t a Commanche raiding party conducted on St. Patty’s Day. I guess it was Jameson acting like a goofy, rebellious 16 year old. You figure at the age of 39, though, Jameson should be presenting herself in more fashionable ways- like those Hollywood grande dames do on the Oscar red carpet. Hey, nothing wrong with a little bit of class and elegance when you’re approaching old lady status.

Except when you’re supposed to be the face of porn and put out a face Melissa Murphy can’t do anything about, you’re in trouble.

Yesterday LA Weekly posted an article about porn’s 10 leading candidates to take over the throne of Queen Jenna. Those named were Remy Lacroix, Alexis Monroe, Riley Reid, Staci Silverstone, Tasha Reign, Bonnie Rotten, Veruca James, Skin Diamond, Lily Carter, and Annika Albrite.

Maybe I’m sounding a bit like the late Mr. Blackwell, but if I were put on that list and being compared to what Jameson looks like now I’d be filing a class action suit against Max Factor.

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