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Lucky for fans the Miami Heat didn’t blow the 2012 NBA Finals against the Oklahoma City Thunder — because now their fans can get blown.

Seriously. More than just an urban myth, the BJ offer is actually not BS. All thanks to the VERY generous Twitter pledge by porn stars Angelina Castro and Sara Jay, who will film the event and sell it online and on DVD. If enough people sign up, they say, it could even be a world record.

Last month, the two Floridians made the questionable online promise that they’d fellate their followers if the Heat won the title. In what could be the most epic CSI: Miami plot of all time (cue the Who and Horatio’s sunglasses), these ladies will actually put their money where their mouth is, so to speak. Here are all the rules on how to collect your pro bono BJ.

Date: August 2, 2012 — in Miami (Location To Be Announced)

BLOWJOBS GIVEN TO ALL CONFIRMED TWITTER FOLLOWERS WHO ARE OVER 21 WITH ID
***MUST FOLLOW BOTH @SaraJayxxx & @AngelinaCastroX to qualify ***

RULES:

Members of Angelina Castro’s Official Site or Sara Jay’s Official Site as of August 1, 2012 are first in line based on length of membership.

If any member of the Heat or the coaching staff shows up, they are next in line (as long as they are followers!)

Whoever is a follower who shows up in either a ‘I Love Sara Jay’ or ‘Once You Go Hispanic Don’t Panic’ or Sara Jay’s Juicy ‘T.I.T.S’ Tshirt is next in line

Anyone who shows up in a TeamBJNBA Tshirt is next in line

Anyone who shows up in a Miami Heat Official Tshirt or Jersey is next in line

The next order is based on submission of complete paperwork and releases

ANYONE GETTING A BJ MUST CONSENT TO THE EVENT BEING FILMED, STREAMED LIVE and/or SOLD ON A DVD or WEBSITE in the future – NO EXCEPTIONS – Release to be posted here soon

You CAN wear a mask to cover your face to collect your BJ but ONLY if your identity is confirmed beforehand.

YOU MUST HAVE A CONFIRMED TEST FROM TALENT TESTING (at your expense) completed and emailed with a copy of your ID no later than 48 hours before the follower blow off. Information on how to test posted soon.

No admission to the event just to watch.

No filming or picture taking of any kind.

All paperwork (release and test) must be emailed to [email protected] no later than 48 hours before the event.

We reserve the right to refuse entry for ANY reason, including but not limited to hygene, rude behavior, intoxication or otherwise.

A registered MALE nurse will be on the premises to inspect for hygene [sic].

You FULLY and COMPLETELY will release Sara Jay & Angelina Castro from any claims of any kind arising out of your participation.

*** This is a ONE TIME event. Collect on August 2 in Miami, or don’t collect at all ***

***We reserve the right to change the date, rules & location as needed ***

*** For those that cannot come to the event, it will be streamed live, details to follow how to watch ***