Update on Adam & Eve’s Fun and Funny Golf Project

from www.nydailynews.com – Tiger Woods nude photos may or may not exist — but a porn company is reportedly delivering the next best thing.

Just two weeks after the Tiger Woods cheating scandal exploded – and on the heels of revelations that two of the golfer’s alleged paramours are porn stars — an adult movie called “Tiger’s Wood” is already in production, according to E! Online.

The skin flick bills itself as the “official porn parody” of the allegedly sex-crazed golfer’s reported antics, according to the Web site, which has obtained a copy of the script.

The film, to be produced by Adam & Eve Pictures, will star Tyler Knight [pictured] as the embattled golfer and Kayden Kross as Elin Nordegren, according to a statement posted on Knight’s Web site.

“I’m playing porn-Elin,” an ecstatic Kross tweeted.

The company expects the film to hit smut shops’ shelves within eight weeks.

A producer for Adam & Eve Pictures who was quoted in the statement described the marriage of the roiling celebrity scandal and a porno parody as “a natural.”

“Every day, there seems to be some new development or girlfriend exposed, and it really has captured the attention of the public,” Meredith Christopher said, adding, “We may have another release depending on what happens in the near future.”

Spoofing pop culture and current events in a record turnaround time is a venerable adult movie tradition.

The timeliness of “Tiger’s Wood” is reminiscent of Hustler’s “Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?” — released during last year’s presidential contest and featuring a graphic scene starring Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, Jada Fire as Condoleezza Rice and Nina Hartley as Hillary Clinton.

In other Woods porno news, smut powerhouse Vivid Entertainment is offering $1 million “to any paramour of Tiger Woods” who will appear in one of its films, FoxNews.com reports.

“Our offer is to actual proven paramours of Tiger Woods who agree to star in a Vivid film and provide details and an explicit look of what Tiger experienced,” the Web site quotes Steven Hirsch, Vivid’s co-chairman and founder, as saying. “It seems the chance we’ll be taking up gets better as the days go on.”

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