Wankus on Karaoke Flake List?

BURBANK, CA – Despite some big ta-do down at KSEXradio which kept Wankus hostage and with AriaXXX being out of town, Sardos still packed in a full house last night.

Due to the setback in industry guest attendance, many civilians were allowed into the party much earlier than usual. Sardos was filled to capacity with a line outside by 10:30 pm. Wankus and Aria have started something unstoppable.

What started out looking like a weenie roast eventually turned into the sexy pornstar karaoke ho-down we’ve come to expect, as several of the usual suspects showed up to help get the party going, including Lisa Sparks, Kiki Daire’, Sun, Konnie, BooCocky, Pam Anderson, Vandalia, Becca Brat, Jack Spade, and Porno Steve. Other porn folk spotted throughout the night were: Julie Meadows, Brad Armstrong, Marc Davis, Mickey G, Trevor & Lesley Ze and many more.

Some highlights of the evening include a happy birthday song to Kiki Daire’ at which time she received what might be described as a “lesbian bum rush.” Rap duo, BooCocky and Sun, performed “Forgot About Dre” perfectly and someone in the crowd was heard saying, “I didn’t know girls could talk that fast.”

Karaoke host, Giovanni, performed a moving rendition of “My Way” which got the whole crowd in an emotional uproar, singing right along. Later in the evening, close to midnight, Burbank PD showed up. Whether they were checking up on us or just checking out all the fine ladies, it’s all good. Everyone at the party was well-behaved and having a great time entertaining one another and no incidents were reported.

Even though the show went on, it just wasn’t the same without Wank’s wacky improv and Aria’s sexy vocals. Come on back guys! We missed you.

See you there next Tuesday at 9:00 pm.



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