War Machine Now Doing Porn; He’s Alleged to Have Threatened the President but What the Hey

from www.aroundtheoctagon.com – Just when you think War Machine (Jon Koppenhaver) can’t doing anything any more controversial he proves you and himself wrong. Check out his myspace bulletin from yesterday:

“So….I said fuck it! I signed with La Direct Models this week and today I did my first porn scene!
lol
I shot for Digital Playground with their girl Riley Steele……was fucking awesome!!
I was nervous as shit but I came through.
I’m still gonna fight…..just gonna do this too because fighting isn’t quite enough money and you all know I ain’t trying to work! In life I have come to learn that all I enjoy is eating, sleeping, fighting and fucking!!
Fuck it! I’m living the dream…getting PAID to fight and fuck! What more could I ask for?”

He also put some videos on youtube of himself getting his ass waxed in preparation for his first scene.

This is the latest chapter in the crazy life of Mr. Machine. He was released from the UFC for posting Myspace bulletins talking about assassinating President Obama. A few months later he was arrested for fighting in a gay nightclub. Now a career in porn. I hope he never wants to work for the UFC again because I don’t think Dana White will think very highly of this new venture.

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