War Machine’s Porn Career goes up in Smoke (and Fists); Grand Vizier Being Quoted by Mainstream Sites

Here’s another guy who takes the Grand Vizier’s quotes concerning the War Machine ruckus but without attribution.

from www.watchkalibrun.com There is a point where an athlete or celebrity has reached such a point of insane anguished activity that they are no longer able to shock you.

WKR thought that Jon “War Machine” Koppenhaver had reached that point long ago. We were right.

On Saturday night War Machine attended a birthday party for a fellow adult actress. Koppenhaver’s girlfriend (who knew?), Alanah Rae was also in attendance. Apparently War Machine was in an agitated state due to his agent not getting him enough work. This is where things become hazy, very hazy. War Machine allegedly hits his girlfriend, which causes a whole bunch of drama. For the record TerezOwens claims Rae confirmed the blow but Rae denies it on her twitter account.

Several male actors go out to confront War Machine over the alleged blow and things turn nasty fast,

[This is from The Grand Vizier] “War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital. I never saw anything like it. War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard…One guy was clocked and had three teeth knocked out. Another guy – an Asian – had his nose broken.

It seemed that every time someone tried to advise War Machine to mellow out or tried to talk sense to him, they got hit for their efforts. Maybe six guys in all got punched…The incident wound up with War Machine and Derek playing hide and seek with one another around a dumpster. Then at some point, both War Machine and Derek took off when someone threatened to call the cops.”

While the blow to Alanah Rae is under doubt the casualties of the fight appear directly related to Jon Koppenhaver’s fists.

Needless to say it appears War Machine’s porn career is over and that he will most likely be facing assault chargers and with his record he could end up in jail for a long time.

The biggest tragedy in this story, besides the victim(s)’ injuries, is the fact that this all could have been avoided. War Machine had been sending dark and seriously troubling tweets for some time now and it was so clear that he need professional help. For example,

“I should have crashed and went thru the f***ing windshield driving home right now…would have been so much better.”

F*** you! I’m going to bed…pray I don’t wake up. F*** myself and my miserable fucking life. Please let me die tonight. God f*** it.

Or how about these,

When I am ready to die I will kill many and I will then kill myself and I will tape it. It will be rad.

I give it 3 years tops till I decide to end this life. All you mother f***ers against me will go first, thats a promise. Sleep on that.

Clearly something isn’t right with Koppenhaver and hopefully he gets some help to pull him out of this dark tailspin that will undoubtedly hurt innocent people.

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