We’re BACK! Porn Stars Aren’t the Only Ones Who Suck!

We’re BACK! Porn Stars Aren’t the Only Ones Who Suck!
Dolphins blew it, Computer got a virus that fucked shit up, but we’re back and ready for a good week of fun!

–Wayne C. Lewis

(SHERMAN OAKS, CA) — I’m back! I apologize for the lack of updates over the last couple of days. My lap top wouldn’t not work properly when signed onto the internet and trying to update an adult site in the lobby of the hotel or at Kinkos was very difficult. I had a tough enough time with my emails. Marianne O’Hearn is getting a little too crazy with her other job and Brian Holt was camping. Basically, this weekend, we were at a little loss of personnel but I will make it up to you this week and thank you for your patience.

The Weekend

0 and 1. Not just my Miami Dolphins regular football season schedule, but my record for flying all the way to Miami to watch them play in their home stadium, only to watch them lose to who analysts call “one of the weakest teams in football.”

It should be expected though, I, like the Phins, was way too cocky about the visit. I assumed they’d kill ’em when I spent my near $1500.00 on a carefully planned long weekend. I got a little stuck up even, thinking, “my football team is one of the best teams in the league, there’s no way they’ll lose this game.”

Gene Ross told me they would lose because it was in the tarot cards and I laughed in his face. Good thing my overall pixxx weren’t too devastating.

Daisy of KSEXradio.com, my brother Scott from Jersey, as well as listener King of Miami joined me in the Pro Player Stadium parking lot about 200 yards from the stadium, grillin’ dogs and burgers, throwing around a football and enjoying a 10am beer or four. The excitement of seeing my favorite team, in their home city, was incredible. I’m from New York, I started liking the Dolphins in 3rd grade because of their colors. I followed them ever since. I’ve seen them play over the years, and mostly win, in stadiums all around the country, but never in a venue where the fans aren’t spitting on me, cursing at me or throwing my hat over the balcony [these things really happened].

So to finally make that trip, to the place I’ve watched on TV forever, to the place Dan Marino broke nearly every passing record in history, was incredible. When I walked into the stadium, I had butterflies in my stomach. Dol-Fans everywhere, friends and family, life was good.

This of course until they played and looked flat, boring and predictable. All the feelings of excitement, turned to nausea three hours later. I stood in the parking lot screaming “FUCK” at the top of my lungs. People walked by and joined me in the negative cheering. The Dolphins haven’t lost a home opener since 1991. Go figure, the game I go to, they do.

Sons-a-bitches!

Okay, I feel a little better now. Looking back, it was still an awesome experience and I’m glad I got to be in the stadium and see them live, and with great company. I just would’ve wanted to come back to LA with a win!

Football Pixxx

Ok, I didn’t have that great of a weekend here either. I got killed in fantasy as well as my pixxx, but I still beat Gene with his tarot pixxx.

Click here to see how the results turned out so far.

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